Blade (1998)
The action boyz bicker about what is ultimately meaningless garbage in this post viral outbreak, pre riot outbreak episode. Enjoy!
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Hell yeah
Blade 2 blows this out of the water.
I'm shocked no one said "no puppet" during the Pinocchio riff.
I worked at Planet Hollywood in Bev Hills from July-December 1998. We had a Blade premiere party. Dorff was drunk as fuck and yelled at one of the bartenders about his Coronas taking too long. Things got crazy when one of the servers was gonna beat his ass. Fun stories at that place.
That Whistler impersonation fkn kills me 😂.. "Hominus Nocturna, it means vampires. Ever heard of em?"
Blade kinda looks like a character from the original Deus Ex in that photo
3 hours!!!!! I love it
Wanna taste that syrrum
Rodgers got an attitude this episode
a) Rodger's mother called him b) A fan tried to interact with him c) Someone tried to pet Jane d) CGI e) All of the above
When is Stanger gonna drop his hot new drum & bass album?
Can someone explain how to get action Boyz Patreon on iTunes? I’m a lowly janitor and just figuring out my iPhone 5. Yeah, I have an iPhone so fuck you! Explain how it’s done and I’ll get you trade prices on cleaning chemicals. Thanks
Google "add RSS feed to iTunes", then add the url you cann see here under "my membership".
Stanger please sing more Rob Zombie
Stanger sings Dragula roughly about every 7 episodes
Also, Above The Law.
This might be the Boyz masterpiece. Over an hour in before we start the movie.
Whistler and Batman leave similar style voicemails
I always enjoy how Stanger gets absolutely giddy when R.O.T.O.R comes up in discussion.
Stanger is the Lincoln of his friend group.
Check out the Wesley Snipes cameo on the finale episode of What We Do In The Shadows season 1. It’s pretty awesome.
I love a good cliff hanger
Rob Zombie's brother is Spider One, he's the lead singer of Powerman 5000. Their big hit was "When Worlds Collide". I'm not some superfan, I just always thought that was really funny for some reason.
He had cool goggles
Now I have my episode
I straight up gasped with joy when I saw this week was Blade
it works on apple podcasts you just got to redownload the episode
Is Moby a Beastmaster?
Looks like you can listen to the full episode on the Patreon app, just not through the Apple Podcasts app
Nah.
Some quality Rodgers stories in this ep
The explanation for Trumps posture. Sounds about right. https://bergensia.com/donald-trump-impotus-has-frontotemporal-dementia/
He's also just a fat fuck with garbage posture who doesn't exercise so he has a serious pelvic anterior tilt. .
Do you all think there's a mass grave in Val Verde where they just take the engineers that fuck up the pod and shoot them then push the body in?
You think they use engineers? I just assumed it was Gabrus after a Volcano binge
Saw this movie in theaters at age 8, it was perfection. My father leaned over and loudly whispered an important life lesson, “That’s a stupid way to pump gas! Don’t ever do that” I rate it 5/5 Gas Pump Cigs
This was their best one yet cuz it -
This week episode was damaged during the Val Verde riots.
I can’t wait to see what fuck up happens with next week’s upload, this is a fun new tradition!
I’m not mad
God, every mention of a comic book name boosted the serotonin in my janitor brain
#ReleaseTheStangerCut
WAKE UP SHEEPLE THE SECRET VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THE BLADE EPISODE
I blame Rodger's lack of self control. He's obviously strung out in a park somewhere, and it falls to Stanger and his home equity to save the day...AGAIN. Might be time for some tough love.
Release the Stanger cut, you cowards
Shit. Do we have to subscribe to ABz Max?
i'm kinda mad
As the host of the (shitty) X-Men TAS Podcast...I feel personally attacked!
Awesome prank
God i hope they give this 5 stars or fangs or whatever
5 Kris Kristoffersons
Just scrub ahead to the end, it just stops mid sentence so yes it’s probably a mistake gumshoes, the first hint was the notes were completely blank. Everybody calm down, there are still plenty of Dogfart videos to get through in the meantime.
Cakefart
Running time seems short on this one and I'm a running time buff. Is that how you cunts do this bit on here?
Yes, and I’m a cunt buff.
Looks like Rob has finally started editing out the 'controversial' parts of the pod
I wonder if the boyz will cover the MCU blade movie for a modern month series. Would be cool to hear them compare and contrast
I'm sure the soundtrack holds up 🎶
The song in the club when the blood starts spraying is still a fucking Choon!...
Is this just a part 1? They only barely start talking about the opening stuff at the hour mark, and its over by 1:08
Nah, this is the new format, get used to it.
Another comment about the length of the episode and the girth of Gabrus
the shortest ABz episode is as long as most other podcasts
Blade is damn good, but Blade 2 was amazing, the Bloodpack and the stomach-churning Del Toro mutant vampires tip it for me.
This one fucking soars whenever Snipes is either kicking ass or just being Blade, but when it comes to the cgi not looking dumb 4 additional years and Del Toro as a director makes all the difference. Having Jet LI in there doesn't hurt either. Also I just generally prefer the "here's some even weirder vampires who are gonna destroy everyone" stuff to all the bullshit with Frost and the council of vampire cucks.
Shortest episode ever