The Hitman (1991)
We sure are lucky to have the incredible work of dynamo Chuck Norris in these challenging times. This week's movie, THE HITMAN is the perfect distraction from the cabin fever setting in as we all continue to stay at home. Film maker Aaron Norris magically whisks us away to Seattle where the Italian mob battles the French Canadian mob and some Iranians involved in organized crime join the fight. The plot is incredibly complicated but Chuck Norris as Cliff Garret is simply stunning. This offering from the Norris brothers is a fucking hard R and even includes Chuck dropping to his knees to perform oral on a woman while she stands. Now go build some model airplanes in your neighbor's apartment and earn the nickname "Tiger."
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Hell yeah
i was working my way through the old episodes to stay sane during xmas vacation and it hit me: Stanger Grogan. is that anything.
I'm amazed nobody pointed out that whales did use to walk on land.
Chuck was right
Gabrus brought up skin color, conservatives & racism roughly 45 times in this episode which is 10 more than normal!
"He has my dream chest hair"
Here’s a couple suggestions for future Action Boyz movies. Have you heard of any of these? Iron Man (2008) The Incredible Hulk (2008) Iron Man 2 (2010) Thor (2011) Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Marvel’s The Avengers (2012) Iron Man 3 (2013) Thor: The Dark World (2013) Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Ant-Man (2015) Captain America: Civil War (2016) Doctor Strange (2016) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Black Panther (2018) Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) Captain Marvel (2019) Avengers: Endgame (2019) Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
So much time typing just for a drop of Meta.
Any other Canadians excited to see Bruno Gerussi?
ABZ Bump Alert: when you enter 'R' in the search box on the VUDU app, the first result is R.O.T.O.R. Take that, R.I.P.D!
This reminds me of Twin Peaks S01 when they get involved with the Vancouver mob, who are all French, including Michael Parks with a goofy French accent! Anyway, I live in Vancouver and I don't think I know any French Canadians around here. Wrong side of the country.
Now, I consider myself a bit of a movie buff, and I've never even heard of this movie!
Thanks, Gene.
Hot take but Death Proof is my second favorite QT movie
Wow I thought this was a pre-COVID ep where you guys were all together, until Gabrus got booted. Sounds just like a regular ep, great job
Arabs aren’t Iranian. Iranians aren’t Arab.
Persians love being mistaken for Arabs.
I was expecting at least one “walk away” during that cold open
I hate it, but I’m gonna be “that guy.” Whales did come from the land. They’re basically like bears who went back to the water https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans
If Patreon did downvotes I would downvote myself here
The most important tip to really kick your homemade hummus game up a notch is knowing in what order you add stuff, instead of dumping it all in the food processor at once. Just blitzing the tahini and lemon juice mix by itself at the start makes a ton of difference.
Is anyone going to point out that the French Canadian mob are Italians?
Are they the ones in the Netflix series with Anthony LaPaglia?
Congrats to Moira’s Machine! Stick with it!
I never in a million years would have guessed what was coming.
Stanger is really going to die on this chem sex hill.