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April 27, 2020

Ronin (1998)

Ok ABZ Boyz and Girlz it's RONIN this week. What a goddamn treat! De Niro is fucking bringing it - was Stanger able to get past him not being sexy enough in this one? Will anybody be able to understand what the fuck Stanger's issue is with De Niro's sexiness? Well, sexiness aside this movie is a winner with an all-star cast, world class stunts and big boy car chases. The prefect movie to launch a series of remotely recorded episodes. Are there some bugs to still be worked out? Sure. Is there more talking over each other than ever? Maybe. But will this episode change the fucking world? You betcha. Remember ActionBabyz, even if the Boyz aren't in the same location to record, Val Verde is where ever you hang your gape gloves. 

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Big_Benni · December 10, 2025

YESSIR

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Evan Zwisler · June 24, 2025

. Chc c you

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Will See · October 21, 2022

Hell yeah

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TempuraPincerMovement · August 31, 2021

Holy shit time capsule - I was just listening to the Superman (1978) episode and then listened to this where they both discuss the Christopher Reeve/Marlon Brando Letterman interview. Wild.

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Rathercurt Chunhard (Will) · March 18, 2021

I have this theory that De Niro and Bean were part of a joint intelligence mission, and Bean's job was to play a fraud in order to secure De Niro's position in the group

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Paul Perez · January 2, 2021

I saw this movie sitting next to a clean shaved head and eyebrows Keanu Reeves at the Century City Mall theaters. After the movie he looked at me and said “wow” and then put his motorcycle helmet on and walked out. I had no idea why his head was completely shaved until a year later with The Matrix.

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bloodflart · May 3, 2020

'i blew cocaine in a straw into macho camacho's ass..........sorry.'

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Mister Masters · May 1, 2020

Hell yea.

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RutgerHauerPowerHour · April 30, 2020

Blind Fury

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Samael · April 29, 2020

I might have missed this being mentioned, but the alternate ending to this movie is dark as fuck.

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Michael Bull · May 2, 2020

It really is. They kidnap her at the very end. I’m glad they didn’t use that ending

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Kristofer Sandbakken · April 29, 2020

This was one of my favorite action movies when I was a kid but I didnt truly get. I saw this in the theaters with my father who was a Marine for 20 years and he kept on leaning over and saying “ Robert De Niro fucking brilliant ”. This movie is always stuck with me but now being 34 I truly understand it finally thank you for the enlightenment. Oh by the way I told my dad Schwarzenegger can still kick the De Niro’s ass During the movie he said you are dreaming. Lol

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Salmon · April 29, 2020

I don't give care if they are forced to do the pod on zoom, I still love it and look forward to it every week. This is probably my first non sarcastic post. Suck it

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bloodflart · April 29, 2020

man Spider got you all jacked up

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CJ · April 28, 2020

In case anyone was wondering - Yes, this is the most recent movie excluding Mod-ren March as it's the only movie from 1998. The 1997 movies they've done so far are (with release dates): Cop Land - Aug 15, 1997 Air Force One - Jul 25, 1997 Face/Off - Jun 27, 1997 Con Air - Jun 6, 1997 Anaconda - Apr 11, 1997 Donnie Brasco - Feb 28, 1997 And yes, the floors are waxed and the desks are straight.

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Joe · April 28, 2020

Time to do Enemy of the State. It came out only a couple months after Ronin. Plus, it’s Tony Scott.

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Toon Of The Year · April 28, 2020

Is the "make another character reveal his great reflexes by getting him to catch a falling cup" move that De Niro does at the beginning specifically a reference to old kung-fu movies?

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mickthebrick · April 28, 2020

I believe so, I've heard that DeNiro is real Asian movies buff. In fact, an early passion for martial arts is what afforded him the flexibility to suck his own dick.

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Ari the great · April 28, 2020

Why is the google suggested search after ryan stanger, ryan stanger death, when no one ever cared he was alive? But in all seriousness, he is my favorite action boy. Thanks for finally doing Ronin boyz!!

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Dave McM · April 28, 2020

Watched it last night, and I’m not sure why Sam let Deirdre go, as she was completely down with her boss’s plan? Was it that he knew she was defeated and didn’t want another body on his hands/conscience?

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Dad · April 28, 2020

Any chance can we get the brownie recipe Stanger talked about

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Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger · April 28, 2020

shadow wolves can

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Michael Bull · April 28, 2020

“I just” .... “well, I” ... ”oh sorry, you go first”........ “gill-slits”. This episode is the king of Action Interruptions™️

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Moira's Machine · April 28, 2020

Man as soon as Rodgers said "have you guys seen" I would have bet anything he was going to say all of the Covid themed porn on the tube sites, not the erotica books. What a swerve. Who are these sick freaks making Crystal Lust shoot to the top of those sites and how did she get so much PPE?

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RutgerHauerPowerHour · April 28, 2020

What even ith this movie?

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RutgerHauerPowerHour · April 28, 2020

Blind Fury

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Moira's Machine · April 28, 2020

Shout out to the IB kids.

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ChuteShark · April 28, 2020

The tool Sam uses is called a simulator. We use them them to train fire discipline on training cycles in the Army. If you fire instinctively when you make contact from an unknown direction. I did pushups for about 2 hours

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Bryce · April 27, 2020

The Boyz should cover the Frankenheimer sleeper "Dead Bang" in a future ep.

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The Golden Youth · April 27, 2020

Not two, but three Bond baddies- Price, Bean, and Lonsdale

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Andrew Del Monte · April 27, 2020

I watched this movie endlessly as a teen, and watched it again to listen to this, it was fun going back. I think the Sam/Deirdre car chase might be my favourite movie car chase ever. Didn't appreciate until now what a bombshell McElhone is. Great movie, great episode.

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Robert DaPonte · April 27, 2020

Stanger, I want that brownie recipe, bud.

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Morgan · April 27, 2020

Release the Stanger recipe!

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Joe Dirté · April 27, 2020

It’s funny that Stanger connected Nedry and Harry Knowkes cause the actor that played Dodgson is also a sex offender. Would have been a deal between pervs.

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Rocky Choad · April 27, 2020

Is this maybe the movie with the most bystanders getting shot?

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Andrew Del Monte · April 27, 2020

The cutaway to the random driver in the tunnel during the chase is so fucking funny

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Will Hoppe · April 27, 2020

Hands down my favorite car (& driver) in an action movie. “Car wise, the star of the 1998 movie “Ronin” is the 1998 Audi S8, specifically requested by driving expert, Larry (Skip Sudduth)... and with Audi’s signature quarto all-wheel drive it was the perfect car to chase down a valuable briefcase while driving on narrow city streets, and steep dirt roads.”

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Dave McM · April 28, 2020

I’ve been to Nice, that’s only a slightly faster version of how they drive down those tiny streets. We did a trolley tour and it got stuck on a turning with four cars thinking they had right of way at a crossroads. We got off and just walked.

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Tim Hulsizer · April 27, 2020

If you’d asked me before this if ABZ would ever reference Wally Wood’s 22 Panels, I would have lost that bet. Killer ep, and still one of my absolute favorite 90s movies.

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Alan Eagney · April 27, 2020

I adore this film. The only thing that bothers me is when De Niro catches Bean out with the boat house in Hereford trap but De Niro is pronouncing "Hereford" completely incorrectly.

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Madeyouread · April 27, 2020

For the nothing this is worth: I could never sleep on my back until I got a memory foam mattress from a company that does a lot of podcast advertising.

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Moira's Machine · April 28, 2020

The Ringer?

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Frosty peaches · April 27, 2020

I looked up Wood’s “22 panels that always work” and I just love everything about it. Thanks for the reference

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Dave McM · April 27, 2020

If you want to explore those Parker books Darwyn Cooke wrote and drew some graphic novels of them too.

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Chabnormal · April 27, 2020

5:23 For real. I'm paying so I mean that in the best way, obviousilly

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Brewerboobie · April 27, 2020

Ronin, huh? Never heard of it.

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Joe Gunch · April 27, 2020

He's the guy that Me-Too'ed Harvey Weinstein, or a very generic Marvel movie villain... depends on who you ask.

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Connery's Codpiece · April 27, 2020

Okay, I'm gonna be 100% real with you guys: Are you recording in separate locations just as a way to get out of kissing Stanger? That's messed up, dudes.

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Morgan · April 27, 2020

Agreed. Now, more than ever, it is important that they kiss Stanger.

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Pre · April 27, 2020

They're running out of movies, and I'm a film buff.

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Graham Leslie · April 27, 2020

What are you talking about? This movie is awesome.

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Alex · April 27, 2020

I love my beautiful, sweet, funny Action Boyz and I smile when I think about cuddling them.