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April 6, 2020

Hudson Hawk (1991)

We got another stinker for ya ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz. HUDSON HAWK this week and oooo baby is it a train wreck. We had Bruce Willis at the height of his powers calling all the shots and making all the wrong decisions. If there's a lesson to be learned here, it's for Bruce to NOT trust his instincts and that having the nickname Kit-Kat would not mean you regularly copy people. Maybe Twix could mean that but not fucking Kit-Kat.  

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Padraig Glennon · February 3, 2026

I got this movie as a Christmas gift bluray/dvd combo. Awesome. Action Boyz Episode on Hudson Hawk. F'ing 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Awesome. "drink your cappuccino" in 2026 babieeeeee!!!!

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Will See · August 16, 2022

Hell yeah

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RutgerHauerPowerHour · April 12, 2020

Blind Fury

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Nicholas Knecht · April 18, 2020

Great Hauer movie... if you want another great movie with Hauer I'd suggest Hobo with a Shotgun, its gritty as hell and Hauer is awesome as always.

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Johnny Ratface · April 11, 2020

Lynne Thigpen was the radio DJ in The Warrors and the Chief on Carmen Sandiego, Lorraine Toussaint played Almond Joy. Get you shit together, Boyz!😂

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Bugs · April 9, 2020

"I used to drink coffee, but now I get an Americano. Which is just espresso and fuckin water." -Rodgers

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Fan_of_giants_420_69 · April 7, 2020

What even is this movie?

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Slayback · April 7, 2020

This movie is retarded. I can say that because my brother is legally retarded and he said it's retarded. He also said it's gay but that may be racist because we don't know anyone who is gay.

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PlutoniumTorch · April 6, 2020

This was the movie that made me aware movies could be bad.

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Moira's Machine · April 6, 2020

Has anyone seen my foster tarantula? He responds to "Vince."

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Dr Lava-Monster · April 6, 2020

When will the Boyz complete the Latimer trilogy and provide in-depth, thoughtful analysis of The Program?

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Joe Gunch · April 6, 2020

Stanger's favorite actor: James CoreBurn

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Joe Gunch · April 6, 2020

definitely have not been waiting for him to show up on an ABZ episode to crack that joke

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lazy fred thompson · April 6, 2020

all this talk of coburn and our man flint/in like flint is weird for me. my father actually named me after coburn's character derek flint from those movies, which he saw when he was 12. that's some serious action boy dad shit.

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Eliana · April 6, 2020

I loved this movie as a kid. The gag with the security guard's chair breaking made my cry from laughing the first time I saw it

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Adam Ross · April 6, 2020

RIP Chris Epstein

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · April 6, 2020

"Yeah I'm very sorry for your loss who made the movie?"

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · April 6, 2020

Jill Clinton 2020

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Argos Luckdragon · April 6, 2020

This movie was so ridiculous in a funny sort of way. I signed up for Crackle to watch it, after the movie was over, Crackle's suggested "you may like this" film was The Passion of the Christ. What algorithm connects Hudson Hawk with Passion of the Christ?

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HeathSoSpooky · April 6, 2020

religious experiences.

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Dave McM · April 6, 2020

There’s a good film in there, I like the idea of a movie without animation but done like a cartoon.

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Moira's Machine · April 6, 2020

Its somewhere between "good bones" and "avian bone syndrome".

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DSutherland123 · April 6, 2020

Don't you see Bruce Willis's dick in this movie? Will we be able to hear it?

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Morgan · April 6, 2020

Listening and I think Gabrus thought that Judd Nelson was the record executive in Wayne’s World because he plays one in ‘Airheads’.

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Morgan · April 6, 2020

It’s been an eon since I’ve seen ‘Hudson Hawk’ but I read Richard E Grant’s book ‘With Nails’ where he goes into the behind the scenes on his films- and he says this was a complete and total shitshow. Really looking forward to hearing about this trainwreck.

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David Zimmerman · April 6, 2020

How is Hudson Hawk an action film ? Come on...do John wick 2 or something closer to home...this is like a throwback to Groucho Marx comedies or something and it’s trash

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Oscar Warfield · April 6, 2020

Why the fuck would anybody want to hear an episode on John Wick 2