Conan the Destroyer (1984)
What better time for fantasy than right now ActionBabyz? We hope you forgot all the terrible things happening in the world and lost yourself for 101 minutes in CONAN THE DESTROYER. Now indulge in true escapism with our episode which was recorded well before the pandemic. Prepare to really drift away when you hear that we also makes NO mention of St. Patrick's Day. We are just doing our part for you. Stay safe and practice social distancing otherwise a camel could fucking spit on you.
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This has become my comfort episode. Doesn’t matter how my day goes, this instantly puts a smile on my face.
Hell yeah
When I heard "two horses sewn together" was hoping Wilt was into an equine version of Human Centipede. Maybe after bedding 2000 women, he got tired of the human game, needed to see some horse ass-to-mouth action just get to hard? Got subscription for Xmas. You guys are hilarious! Thank you! New favorite thing.
I watched Night Hawks on Amazon Prime the other night and got an email with 4 other recommendations: Death Wish, Raw Deal, Three Days of the Condor, and Sherlock Holmes. Damn, Amazon got the Action Boyz pegged.
I bet the Action Boyz have been pegged a lot
Alright boyz, I have a new favorite impression. This Malak shit is hilarious
These chicks subscribe to Amadani's channel on xvideos, Conan.
these Malak/Kuffs runs are a dangerously potent combo for "extremely funny shit I can never, ever talk about with anyone else I know"
Don't lie about knowing other people.
I rented this on Google play and there was a review that popped up on my TV: “I owned this movie. It was stolen from me. 3 stars.”
I love when the Boyz paint one if the characters featured as an extreme pervert. Truly hilarious.
Gotta hide the evidence.....
"social distancing" is just SOP for the action faction
Guys I don't think we have anything to worry about. I heard Stephen Rannazzisi in an interview say he's 1 or 2 days from creating a coronavirus vaccine.
:3
I don’t know how far ahead the recordings are, or if it’s at all possible or even reasonable to ask, but I think it’d be absolutely wonderful if our weekly dispatches from Val Verde continued to feature zero pandemic talk. I understand if that isn’t possible or reasonable. Stay safe yinz guys.
Oh shit its a waterdog
Currently Quarantined in Seattle, so this is much needed. Thanx Boyz.
Honestly everyone in this movie was making me horny & that’s when I realized I already really miss going outside
“The only place that’s rat free is my asshole.”
listening while in full hazmat gear
Business as usual
What a wonderful menagerie of PissPussies and ShitButts
I've always thought that Tennessee Williams' most underappreciated work was The Ass Menagerie
I implore everyone to seek out Arnold's Instagram post today begging people to stay home. You will not be disappointed.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/B9x0m3FAFnS/?utm_source=ig_embed
My favorite thing that happens on this show was on full display in this one. Ryan/Jon lose their minds talking going down rabbit holes, nonsense on point, then Ben says something about or from the movie, and there is a few seconds of silence where you can tell G and S have no idea what he's talking about.
Appreciate Stanger’s reference to My Science Project, would make a great ABZ ep
Evan Stone is the porn parody guy. You're welcome / I'm disappointed in you.
Respectfully, I think he was referring to Axel Braun.
working from home my cat is freaking out hearing all the dog barking near the end haha
hope Malak becomes a recurring character it's so funny
The age of Olivia D’Abo possibly didn’t register as problematic for the De Laurentiis’ family as the Italian age of consent is 14. 😳
"You don't say..." -George Kuffs
Grace Jones absolutely caries this movie, and I totally forgot she has a tiny tail as part of the already insane wardrobe.
This movie fucking rules. It's like watching a d&d game play out on the screen.
Action Boyz have 18 Charisma score
Action Boryz, do you guys have toilet paper?
If there's one thing I'm grateful for, it's that thanks to the Action Boyz I've got enough celery juice to last me through the quarantine. Drink up brothers.