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March 2, 2020

Cop Land (1997)

It's "COP" space "LAND" and don't you fucking forget Babyz. If you do, you'll never find the goddamn movie - all the technology in the world and fucking Amazon can't help you if you type in COPLAND. What can we say? This ones a banger; we got Stallone with the added weight (looking normal), De Niro being a genius eating a sandwich, Liotta, Kietel, Rapaport its an embarrassment riches! Everyone delivers. Now fuck off - we gave you a chance to be ActionBabyz and you blew it!

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TurpStrankton · November 2, 2025

the final shootout might be my favourite of all time, the ringing, stalone juking around the car, kietel wasting his last breath to curse out a deaf man, "i cant hear you ray"

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Will See · September 12, 2022

Hell yeah

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Jake Cavalle · March 10, 2020

My friends called it Wop Land to annoy my Italian side.

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Nick C. · March 7, 2020

I remember some magazine at the time - probably Entertainment Weekly - dragging this movie shortly before it came out because the title changed from "Cop Land" to "CopLand" and then back to "Cop Land" while it was in production.

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James Caanman · March 5, 2020

Love this movie. DeNiro’s character is named Moe Tilden. My brother’s name is Moses and my sister’s is Tilden. Just a weird coincidence and another reason I’ll never forget this great flick!

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Swimfan69 · March 5, 2020

Great water rescue!

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Madeyouread · March 4, 2020

So how did Superboy get off the bridge?

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John McClane · March 12, 2020

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Eliana · March 3, 2020

Janeane Garofolo's cousin was best friends with my cousin who lived two doors down from me. One day I borrowed his copy of Super Mario Kart on SNES, and never gave it back and I still have it to this day lmao

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Joe Gunch · March 3, 2020

Anyone ever buy a Cameo gig? After a brief search, I am disappointed to find that Marc Singer isn't on there (but singer Mark McGrath is!).

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RutgerHauerPowerHour · March 2, 2020

Blind Fury

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Eric U · March 2, 2020

How Robert Patrick looks in this is exactly how I remember people looking in the 90s. Uncanny. Also, I'd like to pitch you guys doing the move Outbreak soon due to current events. It's not really an action movie, but it's the right era, and it's a sort of a thriller and most of all it stars Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman AND Kevin Spacey, making it potentially one of the most dangerous sets to be on in the 90s.

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Dan Skisak · March 2, 2020

Quote from amazon x ray "The sandwich scene in Robert De Niro's office was Stallone's first day shooting. The sandwiches, which were an afterthought for the actor's lunch, were improvised into the scene by De Niro."

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Frosty peaches · March 2, 2020

I had a friend that had gastric bypass surgery and couldn't eat large volumes of food but she would drink a lot melted ice cream because she missed eating it? We were friends for years but honestly I don't think we hung out much after she told me that.

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Dave McM · March 2, 2020

That completely defeats the purpose of having the bypass!

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ChuteShark · March 2, 2020

I used to wonder why they couldn’t use the town name: Fort Lee. I still don’t know, but because the Boyz had to refer to “Garrison” NJ so often it looks like the writer just opened a dictionary and found a decent sounding synonym.

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Seth Buchanan · March 2, 2020

All the Sly worried about being fat stuff in this ep is so fucking funny

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Graham Leslie · March 2, 2020

Great movie. Great ep.

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Danny White · March 2, 2020

I always thought that Harvey Keitel knew all along he’d eventually have to kill Super Boy and the party was like morbid gang shit, throw him one last party before they kill him.

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elcaballo · March 2, 2020

Oh man, if the Boyz can do good 90s movies maybe Out of Sight is on the table?

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Joe Gunch · March 2, 2020

...anyone else mistakenly watch the Stewart Copeland documentary?

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Shut It Off · March 2, 2020

“Daniel LaRusso’s mom...??” Fucken hell Gabrus!

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andrew · March 2, 2020

..guess I watched the wrong movie

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Dave McM · March 2, 2020

If you look at Annabella Sciorra’s wiki after Weinstein in 93 her marriage ends, she has a year without anything coming out, and her career takes a dive.

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Madeyouread · March 2, 2020

I really need to remember to look at twitter for the next movie instead of fumbling with the Shadow Wolves hints.

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Connery's Codpiece · March 2, 2020

Man, I love when ActionBoyz do genuinely good films as much as when they do genuinely terrible ones.

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Shut It Off · March 2, 2020

Fuck you, you fucken child!!!

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Dave McM · March 2, 2020

Amazing cast, unreal they got them all together. I was too young when it came out, it’s an adult’s film.