Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
It's a sad day in Val Verde ActionBabyz - we have come to the end of the road with show favorite, Brandon Lee. The movie is SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO and it sucks in all the best ways. It's a two-hander with Dolph Lundgren and Lee and they have zero chemistry. Dolph's character is supposed to be funny? Lee actually comes off OK in this movie, he nails his "jokes", his martial arts look great and big shocker... his head almost looks normal size. Don't worry, it's still pretty big. But apparently not as big as Dolph's character's fucking dick. RIP Brandon Lee.
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The Kobe stuff is eerie. He died 6 days after this episode.
Hell yeah
The Dolph orgasm bit was a great start to my day.
I just watched this movie for the first time. Kenner has the same origin story as Splinter.
Holy shit. Best episode hands down, like five episodes worth of tangents, the origin of the the Chet Hanks bit.. would be a good free sample ep
Wait did we make it through a whole Brandon Lee episode without Powers Boothe showing up? You unpredictable bastards.
Instant classic
Can we replace stranger bot with another character like gwildor clubber or steam room Paul ?
Gwildor out here stealing salad off Ray Liotta's table.
Yoda's back baby!!!
I had never heard of this one, but watched it for the episode... incredible movie, incredible analysis. Thank you Action Boyz.
"There's gotta be 9 guys in there!" Just say 10 my dude
So glad they put a button on that with the "What happened in there?" "I had to kill like 9 of them." exchange at the top of the next scene
this was an all-timer episode
“The water must be out at the house cause they all went in to take a bath!”
I ❤️ Dolph’s kissy-face he does while shooting guns
Any time we get Rodgers doing Bronson it's my favorite episode.
This was a totally blind first viewing for me, and I loved it. The escalation of Yoshida getting run through with a sword, then thrown into/pegged on the carnival board, the fireworks sending it into a spin/burning him alive and finally being torn apart by an explosion had me laughing for a solid minute.
Also; doesn't meth explode if exposed to open flame? Crack you can apply open flame to, but I was under the impression that meth is much more volatile.
I am glad I do not know the answer to this and never intend to learn 😄
Good news: the scene where the lady smokes ice and gets stripped down is on PornHub
Since you brought up porn, the other day I found out Gape Gloves are REAL!!! Pretty sure it was True Anal channel on PH, some the women hold themselves open with GAPE GLOVES BRANDED GLOVES FOR GAPING!! Thanks for the...opening, to mention it. 😉
When I was watched Rocky 4 for the first time, my boyfriend-at-the time said “I’ll tell you a secret - Drago is actually a robot but you don’t find out until later in the movie”. I was like ok cool. I was stressed! I was really worried Rocky would get killed by a robot. Then later there is the scene where he’s injected with steroids and I said “that seems weird for a robot” but my ex told me it was all subterfuge so no one would find out. Anyways when it ended and there was no big reveal my ex told me it was all a prank. My point is both that I am extremely gullible but also that Dolph made a very convincing robot.
The most insane part of this story is that you thought Stallone would allow himself to get beat by a robot.
The end of Brandon Lee Road? Does that mean Action Boyz won’t ever do Laser Mission?! What are you afraid of?
I was just about to post about Laser Mission. A truly great Rifftrax, so fun.