Kickboxer (1989)
The holidays are over. It's time to get back to fucking work. We were all business with our most recent pick. KICKBOXER. Do you understand that we're not fucking around?? Being an ActionBoy is hard work. We dissect this JCVD master-fucking-piece. Is this the best his physique ever looked? Is this the worst his acting has ever been? Is this where he found his signature fashion sense? We answer all these fucking questions. Listen to this goddamn episode, it's the year 2020 and the work of JCVD has never been more important.
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Hell yeah
Hot water burn baby... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe I just missed it, but I’m kind of surprised Keith Hernandez didn’t come up at all.
“When you beat me you can beat your meat!” This line from Rodgers had me laughing so hard I had to sneak into the broom closet at work. Then the janitor need his broom closet back.
Have to point out that this actually is a Cannon movie. I understand how the rape not being shown threw the boys off though.
What happened? Why those guys try to hurt me?
Did something happen to Gabrus’s mic at minute 40? My feed sounds like he is not recorded well while the other two come in fine.
That ten or so minute stretch starting with the German Shepherd story made me stop and think "man this is one of the best episodes ever" and then immediately also "wait what movie is it?"
There are frequently tangents which make me lose track of which movie it is. I pity the new sign ups that listen to the most recent episode first and realise there’s an entire mythos and cast to wade through. 😄
Pussy Alive
Parts of Bangkok can be seedy and shady but you really hope that was a translation mistake and not something to deliberately distinguish itself from a place advertising Pussy Dead. 😅
What do you mean parallax?!?!
Tong Po...”he’s the big bad wolf”
I’m clapping
Yeah my dog was depressed for 2 weeks when we switched from turkey to chicken. I’m glad it’s a common thing.
When I was a wean we had a dog that would eat it’s shit but not a cheaper brand of food we’d switched to!
Great episode, Gabrus!
I would love an episode where VanDamme’s brother meets clubber Lang to interview to rent a room in his apartment
Best be JCVD’s brother’s apartment as I can hear Clubber saying “It’s an old building fool!, it’s not equipped! for the needs! of someone in a wheelchair!”
What you mean parachute?
Michel Qissi who played Tong Po was also in Lionheart, as Mustafa, along with his brother Abdel who was Attila. Hot sauna talk.
Um so are you saying that Qissi was doing yellowfa. . .WALK AWAY
So many quotes from our childhood... “Can he move like me?”... “Kicking ass wherever I go”.... “Look at my legs, FUCKEN TOOTHPICKS”...”He was kicking one of these with his fucken legs”... “I’ll kick you ass all over the place...”
This is my first JCVD movie and it was super fun! I did not know he was such a hunk
In Hard Target he has a mullet made for him doing handstands to mop up what misses the Squirtoon.
This, Bloodsport, and Lionheart/AWOL just blend into one for me.
Does Van Damme commit a sex crime in the opening credits of this movie? Pretty sure he takes pictures of naked swimming children
There was a fighting video game tournament called Kumite this weekend. Was thinking of you freaks while I watched mortal kombat