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December 9, 2019

Congo (1995)

It's CONGO this week ActionBabyz. This movie sucks. 

Comments (28)

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Jeff · June 4, 2025

Guys, Dinosaurs is awesome and totally holds up.

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Kuato (and the freedom brigade) · May 15, 2024

For some reason my friends and I took acid and saw this opening weekend. It was hilarious.

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Will See · October 31, 2022

Hell yeah

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Paul Perez · December 31, 2020

To this day I still randomly yell STOP EATING MY SESEME CAKE!

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gaber · November 24, 2020

Lol the trump impersonations always make me laugh ...

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Sl416 · December 17, 2019

I’ve actually been on speakerphone for one of those Trump calls to fallen service families, Not to far off from how you described

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hugos13b · December 13, 2019

Not ONE Harambe reference, what a let down.

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hugos13b · December 13, 2019

This movie is like the lord of the rings, a ton of boring traveling scences and a disappointing ending.

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John Sharter of Marz · December 11, 2019

I live in Lafayette, Louisiana and Dylan Walsh (Peter Elliot) goes to my gym

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lazy fred thompson · December 10, 2019

this is somehow one of my favorite terrible movies. almost everything about it sucks, but i can't not watch it. ernie hudson's character deserves his own franchise.

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Fred Skull · December 10, 2019

The marketing for this movie is a perfect elixir. It still, 20 years later, suggests that this movie is going to be awesome. I have seen the movie, and when I come across is on streaming, I still take an extra second before saying “hell no” and keep scrolling. It’s a movie I still WANT to be good. Why can’t Frank Marshall pull a George Lucas and start CGI tinkering with this movie? #ReleaseTheMarshallCut

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Simeon · December 10, 2019

Stanger's Arnold in this was just perfect.

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Fred Skull · December 10, 2019

It was amaeezing.

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MovieBuff69 · December 10, 2019

Congo Watch for $16 on Ebay: https://www.ebay.com/p/1856934384

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Arthur Newman · December 10, 2019

Ernie Hudson kinda steals the show in airheads.

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Swimfan69 · December 9, 2019

Movie could have definitely benefitted from more travel time on the congo river.

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Moira's Machine · December 9, 2019

The egg thing Gabrus is referring to is Balut for those curious. It's from the Tagalog people, so Filipino. Goes great with a lemonade, a tall cold orange, or a night of Cucking your war buddy.

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Chabnormal · December 9, 2019

I hate to be "that guy" and usually I hate to read, but I was a huge Crichton fan in high school. The traveling, where nothing happens, works in the book. I laughed out loud several times. Same goes for Sphere.

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Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine · December 9, 2019

Never heard Ben this angry at a movie.

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Dickie McJingles · December 9, 2019

5 stars though.

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · December 9, 2019

Book him, he’s a chimp killer

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · December 9, 2019

I know it’s bad but I still have a soft spot for this movie. But holy shit the Amy/Poachers/Robocop stuff at the end was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

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Frosty peaches · December 9, 2019

I didn’t recall one second of this movie until the final scene with all the apes jumping in the lava and somehow that’s the single thing that I remembered.

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Morgan · December 9, 2019

Not to be that guy, but that documentary film was called 'Project Nim' and it is truly as depressing as you guys said.

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The Noir Pearl · December 16, 2019

Thanks Film Fan.

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YourDad · December 9, 2019

An hour in an I haven’t heard and “Ape” glove “Gape” glove riff. The Actionboyz have lost a step.

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Seth Buchanan · December 9, 2019

So glad Arnold stopped by with all that Twins 3 merch

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Wadi · December 9, 2019

“Give this kid some eggplant” dying