Enter the Ninja (1981)
Ladyz and Gentlemenz... Welcome to Ninjavember. It seems to start earlier every year- wasn't it just Octooky followed by 2 random weeks? Yet here we are with the first ninja offering, ENTER THE NINJA. This is another Cannon masterpiece. Woah baby, it's a weird one. Fortunately it's got a middle aged, Italian actor with no karate experience and dubbed dialogue as the lead. Come to think of it, maybe it's not that weird - the Bond villain knock off bad guy's office is a YMCA pool and the ninja's best friend is an Albert Brooks looking, cat-daddy voiced cuck. Yeah it's not weird at all, our mistake. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some smoke bombs to plant.
Comments (23)
Hell yeah
Enter the CUCK
Guys Stanger IS jazz.
Stangers jazz was on point.
Extra credit homework for Ninjavember for anyone who hasn't watched it yet... Blind Fury. Rutger Hauer stars as a blind swordsman in this remake of a classic japanese swordsman film. I'm sure the boyz will do this at some point but do yourself a favor and watch it now
Stanger on top form skibby-dop-doo-bop-cha.
There's a decent chance you guys have heard this suggestion before, plus it's an anime movie, but at the very least Gabrus would probably dig Ninja Scroll. It's like, all ninja boss-fights.
'Ninja Scroll' would be an awesome film for the Boyz to cover. It has a perfect mix of WTF/mockable stuff and badass action material.
They’re veterans of the Angolan Bush War which would make them South African?
Yeah, or mercenaries? It’s a weird accent choice.
Christopher George was the detective in Pieces! The slasher waterbed tennis Kung fu sushi instructor movie I think Rodgers shouted out once in an old ep
This movie sounds fucking awful
Most 80s ninja movies are awful, it was a fetishism brought on by lack of understanding of Asian history mixed with white savior complexes
so good to hear from Dar again. Now I have my Action Boyz reprisal.
Man have I missed Dar.
And introducing Bobo James Caan as Frank.
I was hoping for Cockfighter Alexa.
I screamed like a bitch at the ninjavember theme
I had never seen or heard of this movie, i only knew it kicked off the Ninja Craze of the 80s. Seems like Van Damme's Kickboxer was heavily inspired by this. So do Kickboxer already!
I could go for an entire shadow wolves episode of Billy Joel and Springsteen songs about cock fights
Really hoping we get Enter the Ninja this ninjavember!
Time for the first “is this the permanent theme song” of ninjavember
Fingers crossed