The Monster Squad (1987)
Well, This is it for Octooky 2019. What a perfect film for the HorrorBoyz to go out on. The late 80's time capsule THE MONSTER SQUAD. It's got the bizarre and troubling homophobia of the time as well normalized sexual assault and a blatant disregard for consent. Fortunately it's pretty fun otherwise! Stan Winston monsters, practical effects, kids saying grown up funny lines and some real dad fantasy stuff. In conclusion, Wolfman's got nards and who are we??? We're the ActionBoyz.
(Cue shitty rap song)
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Presumably standing butt ass Naked in front of her window fingering her own butthole.
Hell yeah
Were they insulting Smarties the chocolate candy or Smarties (we call them Rockets in Canada) the sugar candy?
I thought they meant the chocolate, but I’ve never heard of the other one.
I am the right amount of stoned for the Terminator/ Dr. Wolfman Has Nards riffing. "Your doctor is dead", for the love of god that cracked me up.
this is the dumbassery that actionboysz bringz to the table. and i will always shoot thick ribbons to it. confusing ropes that i have to hunt down with wet wipes. its like a game.
Let the gorgon wet his beak
Gilldor
There’s a My Pet Monster on sale on eBay for £766.25/$983, plus tax. It’s in good condition, but holy fucking shit 😂
Best spoonerism for me is Mary Hinge or Cunning Stunt.
I like to spoonerize Paul Rudd
Am I the only asshole that likes Milky Way and 3 musketeers? I regularly chose both over snickers at the store.
Starz chat has me wondering: What's your favorite "Action Boyz Imitate Their Listeners" bit? Mine's Rodgers' "I've never even *heard* of these movies..."
Filmfan.
lol gabrus thinks tulsi is in the squad
Labatt Blue shoutout, nice!
The Labatt’s Brewery is in my hometown. I used to work in a parking lot booth as a teen and if the wind was right, the whole area smelled like piss.
Spoonerism
It's also fun to flip it around and replace 'fuck' with 'pork'. Fuck Chop. Fuck Pie Hats. That doomed X-Wing Pilot from Star Wars: Fuckins.
Tig ol bitties
I feel like the thing relating to time could have been "bass-ackwards", people use it to refer to things being old fashioned.
The Simpsons joke about Bruce being a gay name is a reference to the Incredible Hulk TV series, Stan Lee claimed that Banner's name was changed from Bruce to David for the show because the network thought Bruce sounded too gay. They talked about it on the Simpsons commentary for that episode. Starting to think I've wasted my life, fellas. Fuck it, excelsior!
Great episode. The cartoon with the green guy with slimy arms is Inhumanoids for anyone that gives a shit (nobody)
I've been trying to remember what this cartoon was for awhile and heard them mention it on this relisten (a year later) and knew somebody in here could identify it. Hats off to you Moonbase
Oh well another Octooky done and still no “People Under the Stairs” but as the Goregon says Halloween is just around the corner!!
God I’m only a hour in and it’s the best ep yet.
I think this is the best Terminator phone riff yet.
Very on brand for Bot & Gorgon to hype up Halloween for an entire year, then not talk about it at all on the Halloween episode
Its the ultimate troll.
If you want to see Ben in what I think is the horror film he mentions then it’s called Sanatorium and is on Amazon.
Actually Lorna Doone cookies are good as hell. Depatronizing
Stanger probably hit the gym after having a conversation about candy bars in case there’s calories in memories.
It’s embarrassing how important this is for my mental wellbeing
I hear you
It's alive!
It’s up. Lube up.
It's up
Gabrus and Rodgers are on the new comedy bang bang while we’re waiting
So I need a real link
I need to hear your take on this forgotten classic of 80s cinema
This is tagged "anal" but there's no anal. Also, what's her name?
Newish? Safardic or Ashkenazi?
Still waiting. When issues like this arise, is posting complaints here the best way to get them resolved? I'm a newish subscriber.
Yeah this is how we made them kiss stanger
Perhaps my most rented movie as a shadow wolf pup. Can't wait to eventually listen.
This shift at Safeway is supposed to have action
The scariest thing this Halloween is getting the Patreon App to work.
How am I supposed to start my janitorial shift without this
Yes because the app is awful and the people that work there don’t do what we pay for. At least iTunes is free which makes complaining worthless patreon is a “ pay” service that “ sucks a big ole “ dick”
This app is seriously terrible regardless. Stitcher is bad but patreon is just the worst. Can’t find old eps links don’t work. We do pay for it seems like it should work
Not working on iTunes either. I think it’s definitely a tech problem, not the guys.
Sitting here staring at the broken link, and just... shaking my head... just shaking my head...
I would pay ten dollars a month to have this on an app that didn’t suck
I don’t think it’s the apps fault. They uploaded an hour earlier than usual without the audio code. I do have tons of issues with this app though
Great way to start a work week! Here’s hoping for an extended Stanger Bot intro
My wife left me.... Where’s my action boys podcast?!?
Gotta wait for west coast Rogers to wake up from his hangover, get breakfast, walk his dog, read the newspaper...
Think he’s quit drinking.
Octooky is RUINED
Fucken
Is this tech support?
I'll text the Val Verde hotline
Hard to get a signal through the jungle.
It's actually fun to hear them complain about when we complain about problems. So pile it on. It's from a place of love yo.
Post a clickable link!!
"happy Halloween! Hahahaha " -FilmFan
They usually post them at 11am in the U.K., so the written intro might have jumped the gun.
That’s what I thought. Usually posts just as my 6am janitorial shift starts. But here I am dumping trash and clean blinds in silence
I'M MAD ACTION BOYZ