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September 9, 2019

Missing in Action (1984)

It's that time... We had to take another stroll through the endless corridors of the legendary action movie factory know as The Cannon Group Inc. This time we selected MISSING IN ACTION. If the sauna taught the Boyz anything, it's that this movie was a sequel to another Chuck Norris MIA film, but it was deemed better so it was retitled and released first. Which says less about quality of this one and more about how shitty the other one was. Fear not Babyz! It's got all the Cannon weirdness you've come to expect: exploitive nudity, befuddling camera shots/pacing and a bizarre foreign celebration of conservative right wing paranoia.

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Will See · December 20, 2022

Hell yeah

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Swimfan69 · September 13, 2019

Lot of raft talk in this one boyz

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ChuteShark · September 13, 2019

Ok. A pilot can use a sidearm to shoot from under a canopy. I maintain that the idea of engaging ground forces - the Red Dawn reboot- Is impossible . If u can keep ur hands on a weapon through c-130 propwash you’re in a movie

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John Sharter of Marz · September 13, 2019

I've bought my plane tickets. When will these cowards book the Chicago venue

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John Sharter of Marz · September 13, 2019

Where?!?!?!

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Adam Lane · September 11, 2019

Seriously, though, why won't they read to Stanger?

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Willie Simpson · September 10, 2019

Action Boyz Mets fans like myself loved the Rogers story...and lol at Gabrus calling Noah Syndergaard 'Noah Skysgaard'

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Fuckaroo Banzai · September 10, 2019

The name Dean Cream is so fucking funny.

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Fred Skull · September 9, 2019

I’ve got a negotiation for this episode: M. Emmet Walsh is still alive.

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John Sharter of Marz · September 10, 2019

I thought so

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John Sharter of Marz · September 9, 2019

IN THE MAWWWWNING... DON'T SAY YAH LUUV MEH

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · September 9, 2019

M Emmet Walsh is still kicking at 84!

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Dave McM · September 9, 2019

Interesting that you can send a script around and someone else brings out a watered-down copy. I suppose if you keep the general idea and ditch the details you can get away with it.

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viv violet · September 9, 2019

smh at the boys dissing the dark horse of electric mayhem my man zoot

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Seth Buchanan · September 9, 2019

This movie was pretty boring but i'm here for the five minute episode of Fart Wolves

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Dave McM · September 9, 2019

The stomach exercise bit and the headphone paranoia were spot on.

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Anthony Mongan · September 9, 2019

I must have been giving the movie to much credit. I definitely thought that girl he uses for an alibi was in on the plan from the beginning. I did just happen to watch this not knowing the Boyz would cover it so I wasn’t paying that close of attention.