Toy Soldiers (1991)
It's high school fantasy time ActionBabyz and no we don't mean sex stuff you fucking sickos. When have the Boyz EVER discussed such things!? We're talking about working with your buddies to save your high school from a terrorist attack - we're talking TOY SOLDIERS. This largely unseen gem was most likely Sean Astin's dress rehearsal for the sports movie masterpiece, RUDY. Lots of prank talk this week also you'll be able to witness Stanger actually trying to be funny. If you're 5'9, 150 lbs, wear one dangling earring and are a black guy with long blonde hair... this episode's for you!
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The Mason Adams impressions here are HYSTERICAL! 😆
Why does every rodgers story feel like a lie though? Like he didn’t have a childhood and he lived vicariously through everyone.
Rmeotes used infrared for TVs and could not go through the wall until way later in time than when Rodgers was in school. I'm glad somebody else felt that story rang untrue. It was a great Stanger story that Rodgers just copied and made up details. He did the exact same thing in an episode I can't remember where Stanger told a story about being called peanut butter cup by a guy he worked with and Rodgers told exactly the same story about somebody he knew and could not think of a different name so he said they also got called peanut butter cup. Just kiss Stanger and let him have the good story
Hell yeah
Gabrus jerking off with his friends is not even sus just confirmation
it rang true for some people. Not me! Shut up!
I wonder how the plot of this movie would be affected if it were remade today. Cell phones and internet would have made things a lot more difficult to pull off.
The brief discussion of firewalls makes me hope they eventually do Swordfish.
The orange frisbee things were called Aerobies. They also made a boomerang(which Gabrus mentioned - the pink triangle) which i owned for 5 minutes before throwing it once and losing it into the Atlantic Ocean.
Rodgers, you nailed it with the bug. Easy to disassemble, there are videos of VW dudes taking the engines out in 10-15 minutes. Also light. Cheap and plentiful back in the day.
How is there always a Mr Simmons at every high school?
Bill Cosby was indeed at my college commencement ceremony and was presented with an honorary degree lollll. This was in May 2014. Oct. 2014 was when everything went down in the news...my college's alumni magazine had already been shipped out that month before the news dropped. So I go to get the mail just a day or two after all his horrible behavior has come out, and it's the alumni magazine, the cover of which is an incredibly earnest, sweeping, professional photo collage of Cosby on stage at our graduation with words like "excellence", "legacy", etc. etc. I DIEEEDDDD.
A senior prank at my school during my last year was the senior parking lot filled with sand from a near by lake. I dont know how they did it. We had hicks at our school so I think they just took loads of sand to the parking lot until it was a few inches thick. And then they tried making it into a beach with plastic buckets and shovels everywhere. The road got filled with sand too because other peoplw would peel out and kick sand everywhere. Not sure how the school cleaned it up. Another senior prank that a group of jocks did the same year was writing RETARD on the special ed classroom doors.
I had a Ricochet remote control car, it ruled
Die hard in a School traygo Stengerbot I hope you have a happy Halloween?
Today I find out Toy Soldiers is not Small Soldiers.
YEP SAME
Is there a film where the kids fight the attackers off? Like it was a military academy? I remember this film but I thought there was more actual fighting between the kids and kidnappers.
Sicario is what you're thinking of.
When I first saw they were doing this I confused it in my head with the Tom Cruise movie Taps...yikes
Yep. Yikes? That’s fucking dumb.