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August 5, 2019

Face/Off (1997)

Reaaady...Reaaady for the big ride babyeee! The Boyz were finally ready to take the ride and face off against FACE/OFF (the movie, not the hockey term) It's been a long time coming and this film does NOT disappoint. Great effects, great stunts, and great performances by Travolta and Cage. The kind of performances that only clinically insane people are capable of.  Don't worry, if the face transplant surgery is too far fetched for you, there's a magnetic boot prison escape. Get ready to "eat a peach for hours". Also, that prison was 10 yards away from land.

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Bud Man · September 2, 2025

A "hummer" isn't another term for a BJ. Its when a girl (or guy) takes the balls in their mouth and then hum. Lol At least that's what it was referred to where I grew up. I remember when I was 14 I asked my GF at the time for one. Neither one of us really knew what we were doing and she was terrible at it. I stopped her after jus a min. Was like "ok, well we tried that" lol.

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Jacob · July 26, 2023

Hilarious but when you talk about Will and Grace you don't make a "more like Will and Face...Off" joke.

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Will See · December 16, 2022

Hell yeah

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Phn · August 18, 2019

I love this movie.

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ERIK MACKO · August 13, 2019

My boyz

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Daryl sakimae · August 10, 2019

Hey boyz, I’ve been suspended from twitter, but Next of Kin is on. Thoughts on this flick? Not saying it deserves an episode but....

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The Noir Pearl · August 6, 2019

If there are any fans of The Dollop Episode 18-The Chameleon is about the French Citizen that pretends to be a Missing American Teenager.

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Carol Port · August 7, 2019

There’s a great documentary about this called The Imposter. I think it’s still on netflix

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Dr Lava-Monster · August 6, 2019

I honestly expected this episode to be 4+ hours

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Nick M. · August 6, 2019

Oh, like a "face-off"

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Murder Mystery Recaps · August 6, 2019

2008's Red Cliff is a pretty great kinda recent woo film. I would recommend but at 5 hours long it would never get past dr. Runtime

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Bryce · August 6, 2019

There is a house near where I grew up with two movie posters covering the downstairs windows, one is "The Quest", the other is "Dead Presidents." They have been there since around 1995 and are so sun-bleached at this point they are barely recognizable, but I always look forward to driving past that house and seeing those posters when I go back east to visit my mom. I guess what I am trying to say is, Action Boyz, please do a "Dead Presidents" episode.

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Frank Morris · August 5, 2019

The Porno Boyz should definitely cover Boogie Nights.

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Scott Tammel · August 5, 2019

There was a show on MTV called 'I Want a Famous Face' and it had a guy who said he wanted to look like Brad Pitt. He looked nothing like him and even after some surgeries he still looked like a weird nerdy shit head and not Brad Pitt. Good times!

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Murder Mystery Recaps · August 5, 2019

"built like a scarecrow" hahhahaahhh

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Carol Port · August 5, 2019

The horror movie Rodgers is thinking of is Goodnight Mommy, es ist deutsch

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Will S. · August 5, 2019

Is there a reason why Travolta is touching his own face as well as everyone else's?

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Dave McM · August 5, 2019

Sharing the smell of masseur on his fingers

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Dave McM · August 5, 2019

“Squirtoon” 😂🤣

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Arthur Newman · August 5, 2019

Striptober striptease, boogie nights, show girls, and an episode of trueblood.

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Will S. · August 5, 2019

Zombeavers?

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Anthony Mongan · August 5, 2019

Went into this movie expecting more of a Waterworld or Runaways. Completely shocked how good it was start to finish.