G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
Yo Joe! This week the ABZ cover their first animated feature, G.I. JOE: THE MOVIE. Does it qualify as an action movie? Yo Joe! (yes) Does Burgess Meredith deliver as Golobulus, leader of The Cobra-La? Yo Joe! (yes) Does the amazingly strong, Hawaiian shirt wearing character, Chuckles, ever speak? No Joe! (no) This movie had no business being this good. Cobra -LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa!!!
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I wore out the VHS of this when I was a kid and now I watch this movie every 4th of July on youtube. I just ignore the ending where they retroactively changed it to appease potentially upset fans. When I was a kid with little attention span I thought Duke died until I saw it again when I was older and heard the VO dub at the end. I choose to believe he died.
Watching Rise of Cobra right now and it's really not that bad so far!
Hell yeah
For Gabrus: The latest novel set in the First Law world drops this month. Any books in that genre you are reading now or looking forward to getting to in the future? (Thanks for the solid rec on the Kingskiller Chronicles.)
I googled 'Ryan Stanger death' and apparently Mr. Bot had a serious heart thing last year and there was a real deal GoFundMe. Scary ass shit. I am glad Ryan isn't dead. They should hit us up if something like happens and it is serious.
They're probably too busy prepping for Halloween. It's just around the corner. I get it.
I'm already embarrassed to pay for this drivel, now it's ineptly produced drivel.
I'm starting to think that blimp at the end of last week's really fucking got em.
They're definitely recording it today. That's the only explanation
There's no CTE in Heaven! Rest in Power.
Each hour you don't post Durant chops off another finger
action boyz get your shit together
Dude! Stanger died today. Take it easy bro. Thoughts & prayers.
Gabrus on Comedy Bang Bang while we're waiting.
Wonder what character he plays
Action Boyz, I'm not mad,,,
GIVE IT TO ME
Action Boyz release the next episode, I can't have watched that shitty movie for nothing
Swoop was cool though
So “The Transformers: The Movie (1986) is on the table...
Yaaaasss!
I subscribed to Starz for this.
Snake eyes in the live action movies is a white guy. There is a classic actionboyz flashback scene in the second one.
The Venture Brothers capturing the opening credits incredibly: https://youtu.be/Pz59tFR2KMs
And someone made their own B.E.T. vehicle! 😱 https://news.hisstank.com/2013/05/25/broadcast-energy-transmitter-or-b-e-t-by-a-v-a-c-12241
Speaking of someone making funny GI Joe, SuperEgo does this running skit on various episodes about new joes and it's fucking great.
Thanks, will check that out!
“This is your mom now” fucking dead
Is there a patreon level I can pay so you won’t talk about your shits on Shadowwolves?
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-sscr-revc&ei=NbwsXcCvNsLdtAawq4MQ&q=gi+joe+movie&oq=gi+joe+movie&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.3..0j0i20i263j0j46l2j0l3.8174.11648..12323...0.0..0.205.801.0j5j1......0....1.........0i71j35i39j46i39j46i67j0i67.gTgjw4w5WjU#wptab=s:H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLSz9U3MC5MTisrf8Toyi3w8sc9YSmbSWtOXmM04-IKzsgvd80rySypFNLgYoOy5Lj4pJC0aTBI8XAh8Xl2MXG4ZebkOicWl6xiEVTid0rNyMxLCclIDU5OzUstXsUipiQCUlAMIgISi1LzStxLM1NSV7FwK3EGluaXJJZk5uetYuFQYgspyizLTFzFIqkkHpZZXJqYE55flO2SmpNakpoCMW0Rq2R6pkJWfqpCUWZxqkJ-mkJyflJRokIy0HYApA-wY98AAAA Snake eyes was played by ray park in the live action movie
You just posted a link of a Google search for "gi joe movie" from your phone as evidence that Snake Eyes was played by Ray Park
I haven't heard "ditty bag" used outside the Marines ever and it sounds so fucking weird in normal vernacular haha. So this is the lamest answer someone could give, but it's literally just a small military bag (think briefcase to shaving kit sized). This information won't really elevate anyone to another level of knowledge or even be used after this, but hey I knew it.
The Frosty stuff broke me
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CARROT?
The Frosty The Snowman sing-a-long JOI broke me a little.
Their subscribers increased except for Mrs Stanger who cancelled hers, and then his invitation to Christmas. 😄
As an old GI Joe nerd, this was an extremely enjoyable episode. And Duke was a sergeant
Started buying back the figures a couple of years ago...😊
“Diddies” is a Scottish version of “tits” so Stanger’s on the money.
Don't worry about Duke. It's just a coma.
Just watched Under The Silver Lake--did they have to pay Rodgers for his life rights?
The guys joke but they did have a black baseball player (Hardball) and a failed American footballer (Grid Iron) that threw football grenades and wore the helmet 😂. Lest we forget The Fridge!
Hardball was the best because he had that giant grenade gun that kinda reminded me of a t-shirt cannon and I liked to think that it was secretly filled with just t-shirts.
“Wasssss once a maaaaaan...” ❤️
A couple times when I was a kid I'd jump on a friends back during recess and yell that
PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!