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July 1, 2019

Independence Day (1996)

It's the 4th of July this week ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz so you know what that means...The Boyz cover a movie that corresponds with holidays on the calendar about 53% of the time.  This week falls into that percentage and the movie is INDEPENDENCE DAY. We got melodramatic acting, made for TV special effects and boring/uninspired creature design and yet somehow this movie is good? Insanely watchable? Fucking shitty? Regardless seeing Harry Connick Jr. try to imitate Dr Martin Luther King Jr is worth taking a look. Happy 4th ActionBabyz!  "We will not go quietly into the night!"

Comments (63)

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Alex Dalir · July 1, 2026

Horny Kuato riffs saved the world from aliens

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Will See · August 16, 2022

Hell yeah

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Tom Fabian · May 12, 2021

The line Gabrus is thinking of is from Almost Heroes. Guy putting sheep shit is his brothers oatmeal, and then has no brother.

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John Suarez · May 4, 2020

You guys missed my favorite line that I always shout while gaming, “DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE ANY MISSILES LEFT?!”

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Swimfan69 · July 10, 2019

I thought goldblum worked for a cable company. Right? It's been a while.

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Zeth Hearld · July 5, 2019

“Gabrus was in Hidalgo” had me dying

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Aubrey Graves · July 3, 2019

i was obsessed with this movie as a kid. so much so that i read the novelization of the movie. as you know, sometimes the novelization has differences from the final movie, as the script will be changed during production. the novelization had a huge change in that Randy Quaid's character isn't allowed to fly because he's too drunk (the magic coffee doesn't sober him immediately). Instead he shows up in the zeroth hour after everyone is out of missiles... riding his crop dusting bi-plane. if that wasn't enough, Quaid's character had somehow strapped a nuclear bomb to the crop dusting plane, intent from the get-go to suicide into the alien ship in order to save everyone. he does and everyone cheers. the movie's decision is slightly more measured by comparison.

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Max Hardenbrook · July 3, 2019

I wanna say they actually filmed that ending

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Will S. · July 2, 2019

I can confirm that here in Houston people care more about the Astrodome not being used and what a waste it is just collecting dust than the hurricane Katrina shelter issues that happened

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Adam Lane · July 2, 2019

Seriously, though, Stanger does deserve all the kisses.

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Arthur Newman · July 2, 2019

Hell of a day to quick drinking

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Dave McM · July 2, 2019

Kudos to Stanger for the Elvis Costello voice, would be a solid karaoke choice for him.

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Bryce · July 1, 2019

The "you don't wanna die a virgin" actor is an uncredited Andrew Keegan from "10 Things I Hate About You" more recently he started a sex cult, based outta Venice, CA.

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Stu Coltrell · July 2, 2019

He’ll always be Zack from Camp Nowhere to me

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Fred Skull · July 1, 2019

CHINA WHITE

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Justin · July 1, 2019

Action Boyz finally paid the bitcoin ransom to FilmFan and he released the episode!

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Hugh Meets Mungus · July 1, 2019

Hello.

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James B. · July 1, 2019

Light em up, it's working.

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bloodflart · July 1, 2019

KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES

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bloodflart · July 1, 2019

I see a play button this is not a drill

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Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger · July 1, 2019

Patience you will have. In an hour will be fixed. Lay back down you must. -Master Yoda

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Dan McNulty · July 1, 2019

Creampie you must, yes! Mmm!

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Irvin · July 1, 2019

Poor guys probably tuckered out after DCM.

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Jason Parkis · July 1, 2019

A lot of people on here expecting west-coast comedians to be awake before noon...

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Brian Mckinney · July 1, 2019

I refuse to believe gabrus sleeps till noon..........

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Keith Jarrett · July 1, 2019

Now I have my broken link 😬

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Scott Tammel · July 1, 2019

I just saw on twitter the reason this episode isn't up yet is because the gape gloves sales were so strong that it crashed the server.

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Eagledink · July 1, 2019

Chip, my huge freak son, he broke the link

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bloodflart · July 1, 2019

whispers "meantime, I got badder fish to fry"

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Adam Lane · July 1, 2019

Nanna Stanger's bridge club will be devastated.

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Cuchillo In My Chest · July 1, 2019

The link came up to me and asked "Do you love me? Do you trust me?" then SLAPPED me across the face.

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Flacido Domingo, jr · July 1, 2019

I feel helpless

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Ziegz · July 1, 2019

These Jabronis are in LA and there is no way they are awake and looking at this. Your refreshing will only bring you grief, disappointment and little drop of shame.

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Black_Zoologist #3 · July 1, 2019

I'm embarrassed to admit it, but i was devastated this morning when i couldnt download this damn episode and it's making me question my actual contributions and worth as a member of society and shit

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Dustin · July 1, 2019

Link doesn’t work and shit

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Duff Huster · July 1, 2019

I can’t click the fucking link!

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Joe Dawes · July 1, 2019

CLICKABLE LINKS

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Willie Simpson · July 1, 2019

I tried posting gifs of Independence Day Virus attacks from mid-90s macs...fucking Patreon doesn't display them....

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Brian B · July 1, 2019

My level of impatience is really causing me to reevaluate some things.

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Frank Morris · July 1, 2019

Look at all these funny comments! You guys should botch the upload every week.

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Powers Boothe · July 1, 2019

ACTION BOYZ, I'M NOT MAD

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bloodflart · July 1, 2019

I can't believe my mom pays $8 for this garbage

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James B. · July 1, 2019

They're using the Patreon signal to coordinate their attacks!

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Fred Skull · July 1, 2019

“Now I have my dead podcast link”

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Sam Marshall · July 1, 2019

I think the Boyz crossed the streams on their proton packs again.

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Mike Marsh · July 1, 2019

They gave patreon a virus

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Fred Skull · July 1, 2019

Patreon’s a buncha bug chasers

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Steve Bobev · July 1, 2019

I tried to download the podcast and it gave my computer a laughing skull and crossbones virus

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Andrew Bendlin · July 1, 2019

My god hasn’t anyone told you? Valverde has been completely destroyed

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · July 1, 2019

Gardner sneak attack

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Jeffrey Foster · July 1, 2019

While everyone is waiting, Ben is on the newest comedy bang bang episode

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DeadTiredAirplaneFriend · July 1, 2019

And if ya haven’t heard Rodgers or Gabrus on Womp It Up yet, they’re 100% must-listen eps

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Seth Buchanan · July 1, 2019

I think Connick was impersonating Jesse Jackson, not MLK, you can @ me if i'm wrong

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AlexAndChadWagner · July 1, 2019

I've done nothing to fix the link and I'm all out of ideas.

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Zeth Hearld · July 1, 2019

Hoping the dead link is a smokescreen leading to another commentary of Kuffs

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RustedShakles · July 1, 2019

its a false flag

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Eliana · July 1, 2019

Man this movie is so fucking good. Thanks for the opportunity to rewatch

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NextFightUp · July 1, 2019

Gabrus you’re spraying the wrong field!

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bloodflart · July 1, 2019

I keep hitting refresh and it doesn't fix anything

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Cuchillo In My Chest · July 1, 2019

Chip, you broke the link

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RustedShakles · July 1, 2019

Cyborg can you fix the link please

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Brian Mckinney · July 1, 2019

Action boyz I’m not mad, I just want u to fix the link

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Joshua Bain · July 1, 2019

Link doesn’t work