Clues for upcoming movies
do not share with non wolves.
here are your clues...
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Waterworld
Karate Kid
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I tried to submit a shadow wolves question about waterworld and couldn’t be more fucking excited that the boys are gonna do a whole episode about it!!! I’m predicting 40 minutes cumulative piss drinking material
Do Universal Soldier
I’ve been wracking my brain for last sixty-something hours trying to crack this shit and I am FRIED, men. I think maybe it’s Copland next? Working on some theories.
Gotta be eXistenz
I heard in the sauna that Martin Kove (Sensei John Kreese) has a role in the new Tarantino flick.
Who Would Gabrus Be? for Raiders: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0244190/mediaviewer/rm469522944
I know the Clue screenshot is just a red herring, but I'd love if the boyz covered it. Maybe in boardgame-uary
2 hour discussion of the commercial for "Crossfire"
I figured it out. It's ... Lethal weapon It's because of James Thatcher. He is a musical who has played music on all 3 movies. He played the french horn on the soundtrack for Waterworld, Raiders of the lost Ark and The Karate Kid. According to allthetropes.fandom.com "the modern summer blockbuster began primarily with three movies: Jaws, Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark...", they define the summer blockbuster as "The summer blockbuster is generally categorized by: being heavily advertised well over a year before its premiere". After spending hours skewering over the noted french hornist James Thatchers imdb page and searching for the biggest summer blockbuster that he has helped created, even sometimes uncredited (Raiders/The Karate Kid). This led me to numerous hours of more research into Thatcher's imdb history. But I created an algorithm to calculate the probability of which movie the boyz would review next, based on movie release date, biggest blockbuster, advertising dollars and time, and numerous other values. I had to plug every computer in my studio apartment into the algorerhythm just to get the computing power up to speed. I have determined that the next movie will be, I determined from the clues, that the next movie will be “Lethal Weapon”. Now, it came out in March of 1987, but it fits every other requirement.
Junebuster > Ninjavember
Waterworld is one I haven’t watched in years. I always thought that while it wasn’t that good it also wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it was made out to be. The press about the budget was a big thing.
This is giving me a raging clue
I'm so tired of trying to decifer these stupid clues! Raiders of the Lost Ark? What the fuck could THAT mean!
Thank you! I mean, come on, Water? World? That's basically every movie, name one movie with no water in the world.
Cannot wait for Waterworld.
I think I figured it out, yer gonna be doing the movie Clue next
Username on point.
Rodgers, you realize the faction is going to slip notes to you if they ever see you go into a bathroom stall.
Clue! Yes!
Who drank their own piss better? Kevin Costner in waterworld, Bear Grylls in every show he’s on or Harlan Williams in dumb and dumber?
Technically Williams drank Jim Carrey’s piss.... not to be a pedant (right after pedantic comment)
Well they sure don’t!
Not sure if links work in here (new shadowwolves member), found the Gabrus character in Karate Kid https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-09-2014/DnhuMX.gif
Hahaha perfect.
Summer Blockune is gonna be great.
Water world is gonna be a banger
Awesome! and Can't wait to hear more about your plans for Halloween.
think think think, what's next, hmmm
Y'all are so fucking vague... Damn you Boyz!