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QUESTIONS ARE CLOSED MIJO
Hypothetically speaking, if this comedian movie star thing doesn't happen. What would be some alternate careers the action Boyz would be interested in.
What film has the best combination of batshit final moment and credits song?
Hello Boyz. I’m going to a wedding in a few weeks and plan on getting a haircut the week of. It’s been awhile since my last one so there’s a nice canvas to work with. Any Action Boyz favorites you can recommend to show to the barber?
Why is Ben in show business ? He clearly seems to be talented enough but hates everything that results in that talent. Example people saying hello to him or any recognition at all. Gabrus and Stanger seem to like it but Ben just hates it why ?
Hey stangarang, saw detective pikachu and got me wondering, what are some of the kids movies that you've watched with stone that you legitimately enjoyed?
I remember when I was about 7 quoting basically the only movie I knew to my mother, “if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!” The result was that I wasn’t able to watch Top Gun for a good while. Question is: are there action movie quotes that got you in trouble?
Thoughts on Bosch season 5? Also, where on the pantheon of Action Boyz crossovers does the actor who plays Crate on Bosch also appearing as AWOL (the helicopter pilot) in Stone Cold rank?
Hi, this question is for Stanger: which is your favorite Stallone daughter?
Suckin’ or fuckin’?
How religious are your families? How do you deal with it?
Favourite fiction novels that aren't sci fi or fantasy?
What did a movie look for in a stunt person before CGI and what are the differences now?
If Bruce Lee was still alive (or at least lived into the mid-to-late 90s) do you think he would be absolutely insufferable as he got older or would he have mellowed out?
What's one of your go-to experiences to prove you're a tough guy/ have been in the shit?
What do y'all think Trump's favorite movie is?
It’s been discussed. Bloodsport is his favorite.
Surviving the Game vs Hard Target. Which movie had the best villain? Perhaps more importantly, which hero had the best haircut?
Hottest chick in the Star Trek universe?
Picard.
Following up on the April Shadow Wolves question about the "Stanger almost got fired" bit; I believe it was in reference to an oft alluded to, yet-to-be explained Stanger health event.
I recently joined and have been trying to catch up with the older episodes while listening to new episodes when they come out. I always through I’d learn about the health thing in the exact middle of the series.
Can Stanger please taunt Rodgers with his Colin Farrell voice more?
"Hoity toity she meant nothin to me, Rodgers"
do you miss having magazine subscriptions? or getting to read your dads or older brothers magazines because they were cooler
I read Prison Pit due to Rodgers recommendation and I was wondering if you have any other suggestions for more Johnny Ryan books?
What are your thoughts on Adam Sandler's return to SNL this past week? What's your favorite Sandman movie- besides Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore?
After cumming in your pants what would you say to Arnold in the meet and greet ?
I think Predator is my favorite movie of all time. Am I wrong? Should I be embarrassed when people ask me and just say some cliche bullshit like Goodfellas?
I connect with Gabrus and Roger’s friendship. I’ve got a good friend from grad school and our dynamic reminds me of you two. Can you tell some stories from the early days of your friendship? Any good material for the ABZ prequel trilogy? And Stanger...uhhh...what do you think of their friendship? Seriously though Ryan: Dumbbells changed my life for the better. Small steps. Thanks man.
Favorite celebrity rumors? Always liked the 'Marilyn Manson is Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years' rumor.
Have you Boyz considered doing Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky or is it too silly?
Stanger, would you be more frightened for Stone to come across Momo on YouTube or your “Awkward Justice League” videos?
When are you guys gonna do Mask?
To me, Running Scared from 1986 is the gold standard of buddy action comedies; what do the Boyz think? #SweetFreedom
Do you stand right in front of the dumbbell racks to rep, or does seeing someone do that set you off?
What's your favourite chase sequence?
Will the boyz ever have belldaddy Eugene on the podcast?
Was gonna ask this myself.
DUNE you sons of bitches, DUNE!
There’s a lot of talk of the dadz feelings but are any of the boyz momz action movie fans? And if not fans of the genre did they have certain action movies they would enjoy as an exception?
what are your thoughts on the movie Green Room? any other indie horror recommendations?
They all liked it a lot and talked about how brutal it was. Think on an early episode
Worst date movie you ever saw on a date? Like, not necessarily a bad movie, but bad for a date. Mine’s The Lobster.
Not like anyone gives a shit but mine is “Requiem For a Dream”. Resulted in several hours of consoling my college girlfriend while she was balled up in the fetal position crying all night.
Do the Actionboyz remember the first nude scene they ever watched? My first was from Desperado and it informed my love life to this day. My wife is a little put off that I have to light 250 candles before we can begin, still trying to incorporate the cowboy boot spur.
Who wins in a one on one fight. A guy with a knife or a guy with a bat?
Now we're fucking talkin'
What’s wrong with Wolfie?
Still doing ActionBoyz inside jokes to people outside of the podcast, purely out of habit?
I would include...maybe Gabrus's dad?...idk
I’d love to hear Stanger do the exposition for a grandma/step grandson porno!!
Which sit-com of your childhood era.. would each of you most closely relate to your own respective childhood experiences & family dynamics?
Gabrus, how is it possible for "Deadpool 2" to end with a 10 minute fight between Colossus and Juggernaut and still suck so very, very much?
For Ben- I enjoyed Sanatorium. Any interesting stories to share about making it? Would love to hear how you got involved, what it was like filming a "found footage" movie, what it's like to do horror vs. comedy, etc.
Bad hookup stories?
Have the Action Boyz read the Don Simpson biography “High Concept”?
Does there exist a third Stanger character that can help the Boyz to ID the production company/studio of future films? If so why has he/she/they not shown up yet?
Who is the Action Boyz All-Time Favorite Hollywood Pedofile? (A) Bryan Singer (B) Victor Salva (C) Gary Goddard (D) Roman Polanski (E) Woody Allen (F) Brock Pierce (G) DW Griffith (H) Charlie Chaplin (I) Jeffrey Jones
Jeffrey Jones!
you guys like chicken nuggets?
I took the plunge and signed up for Shadow Wolves. Going through the old episodes, and in the October episode, you solicited feedback on whether people who live in SoCal would drive to a show. Sounding off here to say I live in SoCal (Riverside) and would drive to a show.
When you guys inevitably sell out and make a Marvel movie tier, can you call it Nite Wolves?
That movie will be about the art of wolf-jitsu.
What would your pitch be for "Action Boyz the Movie"? I assume it would take place in a gym, fighting off sweaty terrorists (which would make it hard to tell the difference between friend and foe, in the sauna). Who would you want as director? Who would be cast along side you guys?
Brainteaser: It’s 9:00pm Christmas 1993, HBO is 30 minutes into Double Impact, Hard To Kill is just starting on Cinemax, and the last 45 minutes of Passenger 57 is playing on Showtime. Which channel do you flip to?
Let's say the Boyz have been tapped to curate a sub-label of action films for the Criterion Collection. Every selection will get 4K restorations, extensive making-of special features, awesome cover art, the works. Ignoring the obvious first round picks (Die Hard, Predator, Robocop, T2 etc.) what are some smaller/overlooked movies you'd choose to get the deluxe treatment?
If a person considers Falling Down an awesome action movie, is that a good litmus test for them being a racist?
What was the worst thing you guys saw in terms of bullying in sports growing up?
Who has the best Action Movie name ?
Here's the story I tweeted @the action boyz about the illegal Kung Fu tournament my brother fought in Maryland but here's what my brother said about his illegal Kung Fu tournament in Maryland: He has been doing a pretty traditional Southern style Kung Fu for about eight years at this point. Every full contact event needs to register with the state and athletes need to have liability waivers. Also, emergency medical personnel on are required to be on standby. This event didn't have any. My brother was supposed to be the judge for 2 fights, but the fighters never showed up so my brother fought for them (instead of being the judge) He also fought somebody 35 pounds heavier than him. He tko'd the first fighter on round one. I also remember him fighting someone much lighter than him by accident (a clerical error by the tournament). It was uncomfortable to watch .
Southern style? Weak.
If each of you were to write your ideal action movie set in Long Island/Buffalo/wherever the hell Stanger grew up (a river?), what would it be about?
do you guys own any mall ninja shit or useless cool weapons?
Does Stanger have any more stories about asserting his dominance over litterbugs on the beach or muppets in the locker room?
What did you guys call the game growing up where you and your friends would all kneel around a pizza and jack off on to it, last guy to bust had to eat it? We called it salty buscuit but ive also heard ookie cookie. Also Gabrus was it extra difficult for you being so turned on you couldnt hold back nutting, but also wanting to eat it so much?
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How hilarious is I Think You Should Leave? If you haven't seen it yet, Boobs or Butts?
Endgame thoughts?
Which characters from the movies you've reviewed would you like to see paired up in a buddy cop drama? My pick, Darren McCord from Sudden Death has to help solve a fire murder in Chicago with Donald "Shadow" Rimgale from Backdraft. Gobble gobble eatin pussy all day.
What are your thoughts on spicy food? I grew up in a Mexican culture where if the sauce/food wasn’t spicy, the food sucked. Nowadays I usually make hot sauce at home or buy some real hot shit to have around.
Rodgers, it was cool hearing you on Treks And The City. Have you ever considered going on other podcasts to talk at length about mid-80s to early-90s TV shows like, say, MacGyver?
Do you think there will ever be a cultural revival of going to the theatre in America? What are some of your thoughts on why the in theatre experience has been so devalued?
Which big action star would be best in the sack? I feel like Van Damme would be the most skilled but Segal could get you work
I know Stone has mentioned liking Stephen King's Silver Bullet. Any chance you guys might cover it to celebrate Stanger-Bot's beloved Halloween this year? Lot's of classic 80s action tropes present there (a car chase, gun-fetishizing, Busey, and Terry O'Quinn).
Street fight records? Which of the boyz is the king of the streets?
You guys mentioned being surprised if anyone has listened to all your eps. I definitely have, I’d be surprised if any shadow wolves haven’t.
I've definitely listened to certain episodes more than once.
Hello Boyz. What the most violent thing you have seen with your own eyes? Fight or otherwise.
What end to an Action movie has left you the most awe struck? Plot twist, visual spectacle, dialogue etc
What's your death row last meal?
How did Stone get his name? Did you have to push for it, was it a compromise, did Nancy suggest it? It’s a great name, I can just see it being an argument since it’s unconventional
Follow up: did you have names for girls? Or alternates to Stone?
What were your first love rejections like?
Action Boyz did you fuck my wife? I'm not mad
Can you ban Chris Dickinson? He gets a question on every month and it always bumps me because we have the same last name
Keep our name out of your mouth pal. Also there's room for both of us in the shadow wolves organization.
What did you think of Bosch season 5?
Boyz. Your Shadow Wolves pic has the original wolf himself taking on a huge fucking carrot. What's the biggest thing each of you boyz has eaten in a single sitting? It can be a single item like a whole pizza or a meal.
As a kid were you ever exposed to any old action movies from the 50s/60s or black and white era? My Dad introduced me to this old James Cagney gangster movie White Heat that I still put on every few years. Cagney is great in it.
What is the Boyz' opinion on swashbuckling movies like The Mask of Zorro and Pirate of the Caribbean? It seems like a subgenre of action movies that has been left behind.
Favorite pizza?
Where any other genre's considered for the pod or have the action boyz always been the action boyz?
Whats one thing you would change to a good movie to make it great?
What are the best action movies with loser main characters? (e.g. Lefty in Donnie Brasco)
Christian Slater seems to have the market cornered on this genre with Kuffs and True Romance.
What non superhero comic book do you think would make the best movie?
Just rewatched Last Action Hero for the first time in years (still so goddamn good). My question is, what is your favorite "kid has a wish" scenario in a movie?
follow up, you wanna be a farmer?
Will we ever hear another Stanger theme song?
Thoughts on the Sonic Trailer disaster? Given your collective love for BB-8 and the Doughboys Commissioner.
Would the boyz audition for a Mel Gibson directed movie?
I went to see Endgame and someone in the theater had a heart attack about 30 minutes before the end of the movie. Everybody had to clear out and that was the end of that screening. Any stories of a similar kind of last minute denial?
PS: more Kuato impressions please.
What was the last movie you watched on VHS? I remember the first DVD I watched (Gladiator). Spent some time at a fishing camp last summer and watched Manhunter and Terminator on VHS there and it was great.
Would you guys ever consider hosting a film screening with a QA/discussion in lieu of a straight up live episode? Seems like it would be easier to attract a crowd considering the middling-at-best patreon following.
Gayboy Berserkers or Smegma Crazies?
How do you feel about annoying fellow moviegoers? Ever gotten into a confrontation over loudness or phone use?
When you guys run out of action movies, have you thought of new podcast ideas to get my money? Keep them coming pls
ROMANCE BOYZ!
What was your favorite band or music when you were a teenager?
I want to piggy back off of this and say how about some music you're embarrassed you were into?
Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Do filipino fighting sticks counts as "one" item? Asking for Gabrus.
If you could go back in time and fight your dad in his prime, would you do it? There would be no consequences, and you wouldn't change your timeline.
Same question but they all have to fight Gabrus’ dad like his black belt test.
I’ve read that movies are no longer being created to stand on their own but rather to be content. Like the MCU or GoT, it is to serve a larger universe and not to be cinema. So boyz what are the upsides, downsides of this?
If you boyz were forced to form a human centipede, who's in front, who's in back, & who's the lucky son of a bitch in the middle?
I can't imagine they would let Gabrus anywhere up front, based solely on his own shitting stories. I'm sure the other two boyz will be painfully sincere when they explain that it wasn't anything personal.
Who would you guys cast yourselves as in a hypothetical Beastmaster 4? Also, when are we getting the Beastmaster 3 episode of ABZ?
So you don't like Bon Jovi. The man who will be banging wives and mothers, keeping families together from coast to coast long after you and I have left this mortal existence. But you don't like the Bon. How dare you , sir!?
Let it go dude.
Do you prefer movies where the hero is a cop or movies where the hero is on the run from law?
What would your guys WWF Wrestling name/personas be? I imagine Gabrus would be Mussels Marinara, Long Island Ginzo
When the T-1000 absorbs that bit of liquid metal into his foot after the hospital escape scene in T2, do you think it's his dick? I think it must be, because it's the one part we can't see.
Cue Gabrus T1000 erection possibilities.
Stanger, did you audition for Chris Witaske's role in the tv show Love? While I was watching it, I thought you'd have done a much better job.
Rodgers and Stanger, you've both stated a few times that you don't really drink anymore. Are your motivations solely health related? I'm trying to quit it and could use a few more motivating factors.
I always thought action movies and musicals, like horror and comedy, were the two genres with the most in common with each other (importance of staging, choreography, etc.) What action movie stars/directors would you love to see in a musical and vice versa? Any musical remakes of an action movie you'd like to see?
I have a follow-up for this: do you ever get the same rush from watching a really great musical sequence that you also get from a great action sequence? Also, favorite musicals?
Any movies you would consider "too good" for Action Boyz? For example, would something like the Seven Samurai or Yojimbo work?
Best of the Best
Shittiest job?
Do either of you have an action movie you refuse to do for an episode?
I just heard a distant cry from Australia
I'm still wondering if Stanger actually called that guy in the locker room a 'fucking muppet' to his face or if it was added later for storytelling purposes.
Also of importance, is Yoda considered a fucking muppet in ABZ canon.
Any chance we'll ever get a Karate Kid movie? Also, you guys check out Cobra-Kai?
Is there any chance that StangerBot2009 and StangerGorgon will make a triumphant return to the Boyzies this year? I miss them.