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April 15, 2019

Stone Cold (1991)

GFABD... God Forgives ActionBoyz Doesn't. Some of you know this first hand. Some of you are now on the outside looking in. Some of you don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Fair enough. Check out this week's movie, STONE COLD, to get brought up to speed. Trust that the Boyz and the Boz are a match made in Valhalla but brace yourselves...The Boyz shuffled the deck this episode and traded responsibilities. How did it go? Let's just say poor little Stanger redlined his brain and might have died as a result. But, hey, "it's better to be first in heaven than last in hell!"

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Philldozer · March 3, 2025

"I'm still dripping" - ActionFaction Grood ep.

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Vic · January 9, 2025

I did all this work 🤣🤣

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Will See · August 25, 2022

Hell yeah

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Bubblenoma · April 12, 2022

Genuinely enjoyed this more than I thought I would. Very bizarre that I am supposed to sympathise with the love interest when she is literally in a nazi biker gang.

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Bubblenoma · April 12, 2022

Its a film about masculine friendships (sometimes those can be evil)

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Scott Blacula · May 8, 2021

I'm two years late to this party, but did nobody else notice that "beret guy" is the same guy who plays Mac's Dad on Always Sunny?

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John Blood · August 16, 2021

He's also the lead in Action USA.

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Fuckaroo Banzai · April 21, 2019

Love how the coach who brought a loaded .38 into an airport gives a squat about PED's in his program

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ninja boots · April 19, 2019

I'm always happy when Krang shows up

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Arthur Newman · April 18, 2019

Gabrus Gorgon!!!!!

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Fred Skull · April 17, 2019

It’s just too bad that Dar couldn’t make an appearance in this episode. He definitely has stories about auditioning for this flick. “I am Dar, and I am auditioning for the part of Stone...Now I have my action vehicle.”

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TheDemonKane · April 17, 2019

BAD NEWS: This episode made me say “woof” GOOD NEWS: I’m a fucking dog

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HamDangler · April 16, 2019

Crazy action Boyz cameos in this one. Crate from Bosch and the guy who gets blown away in the boardroom by the ed 209 in Robocop.

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Buddy Jo Hooker · April 16, 2019

Keep up the "Mask (1985)" movie references (this is the second ep in a row). Dozer is my spirit animal. I am Gar.

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Nick C. · April 16, 2019

Only 90's Kids will understand living in fear that you would see Eric Stoltz in "Mask," for even half a second, while flipping through basic cable on a Saturday afternoon

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Under Siege 2 · April 16, 2019

I saw Gabrus on the season 2 finale of drunk history, awesome

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Frank Morris · April 16, 2019

Was it mentioned that the guy who played Gut was also the super nice orderly in Hard to Kill?

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Robert DaPonte · April 15, 2019

Lance Henrikesn was 44 when he did The Terminator. Crazy.

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BillyShootingBlanks · April 15, 2019

Sick Tabu from BEP reference

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DJ Nekroman · April 15, 2019

Oh hell yes. I love Stone Cold. Can't wait to listen to this episode!

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Seth Buchanan · April 15, 2019

The role reversals in this episode are great - Gabrus brings the interdimensional being, Stanger is the moderator, and Rodgers is the locations expert.

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Electricsleep · April 15, 2019

Macho man gabrus gorgon haha

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Infection Subjection · April 15, 2019

It's under 3 hours I want my $8 back

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Ian A. M-C · April 15, 2019

PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!!

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Infection Subjection · April 15, 2019

God Forgives ActionBoyz fans don't

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Infection Subjection · April 15, 2019

They just tweeted that it'll be up soon

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Infection Subjection · April 15, 2019

Do you think this will be a movie they've seen a hundred times or is this new to them? I hope it's their first viewings

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Bobby Beans · April 15, 2019

I bet one of them has seen it a hundred times and one or two of them haven't seen it or maybe once a long time ago. The biker aspect makes it seem kind of niche.

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Adam Lane · April 15, 2019

Feeling cute. Might upload the episode later. IDK. Lol.

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Dan Gray · April 15, 2019

Looking forward to Future podcasts where Gabrus irrationally lashes out at us for saying something.

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Phil Landry · April 15, 2019

Oh good it's not just me.

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Adam Shreve · April 15, 2019

Honestly not uploading the actual episode might be the most on-brand thing they've done so far.

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Steve Bobev · April 15, 2019

i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullshit

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NextFightUp · April 15, 2019

Film Fan has them tied up back to back in chairs and gagged. The Boyz took it one step too far and now are paying the ultimate price. Unfortuntely they’ve pissed off every hero that could save them. God Forgives, Film Fan Doesn’t. Film Fan - 1 ... Action Faction - 0.

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Numlocks · April 15, 2019

You fuckers tricked me into watching this movie

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Manuel Corral · April 15, 2019

If it's sixish in LA, that means Gabrus won't wake up for another six hours and Stanger's fasted HIIT won't be done another two hours. That leaves us with Rodgers as he's likely not slept in two days.

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JT · April 15, 2019

honestly i love you giving me a heads up on the movie in the feed

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Gwildor Sold Me Nuke · April 15, 2019

Can’t spell Action Boyz without Boz

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Salmon · April 15, 2019

Already looking forward to Ben's response in next months shadow wolves.

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Andrew Bond · April 15, 2019

Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Episodey?

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bloodflart · April 15, 2019

Your episode is dead.

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Connery's Codpiece · April 15, 2019

The french writer Antoine de Saint-Exupery famously said: "Perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add but when there is no longer anything to take away, when a body has been stripped down to its nakedness." We saw the first attempts to strip the podcast medium to its core by the pioneers at ActionBoyz a couple of weeks ago when they cut the intro song from the episode. A very bold move, relentlessly uncompromising. Here we see the only logical conclusion: Stripping away the entire audio portion of a podcast. Wow. I can truly say that this is something no podcast has ever done before. We're left with nothing but the title of a movie and a description and it's up to us, the audience, to watch and make our own observations along the way. In a way, I guess the philosophical question posed by the episode this week is.. have we ALL become the ActionBoyz?

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___b__D · April 15, 2019

Strong comment right here. Very strong, Emil.

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Stephen Cass · April 15, 2019

We're all upset, guys. Just shut it off.

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Bobby Beans · April 15, 2019

Shut it off, Stevie.

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Sterling Manchild · April 15, 2019

It's like uploading audio with my brother's kids!

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Eddie Coughman · April 15, 2019

What a bunch of fuckin idiots....haha

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Eliana · April 15, 2019

I am sad

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Arthur Newman · April 15, 2019

Love they picked a movie free in YouTube

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bloodflart · April 15, 2019

Everyone light up their DMs didn't they say they got a new guy doing their social media

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Krycheck · April 22, 2019

I started running the T/IG, but have zero control over that. Directing your disdain at me will be super helpful to the cause.

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Frank Morris · April 15, 2019

Trusting that this episode would be released on time was the biggest pork chop I ever ate.

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Seth Buchanan · April 15, 2019

Movie could've used more outfit changes and entrances

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Keith Jarrett · April 15, 2019

April fools 2? 🤣

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DeadTiredAirplaneFriend · April 15, 2019

yeah these pranks on FilmFan are goin too far now

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Steven Coronado · April 15, 2019

You forgot to upload the mp3 file boys lol

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Dave McM · April 15, 2019

These come out at the perfect time on a Monday morning in the U.K. . Thanks ABZ

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RustedShakles · April 15, 2019

was there no audio uploaded?

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tire · April 15, 2019

not a janitor (web developer) but sometimes i have strange hours and i love that these are out early monday

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Adam Lane · April 15, 2019

I heard the working title for this was 'Tits and ADR'.