Marked for Death (1990)
If they Boyz have said it once, they've said it 1,000 time...You can't go home. Try it and you'll end up like John Hatcher in this week's movie, MARKED FOR DEATH. Sure he tries to stay out of trouble by encouraging his war buddy to not interfere with the sale of crack at the school where he works. But once the crack selling Jamaican gang threatens Hatcher's gorgeous sister, that he has sexual chemistry with, he has no choice but to start slapping them. Get your passports ready ABZ Guyz and Girlz, this is global Seagal film that takes place on multiple continents but rest assured it has less scope than most middle school plays. SPOILER ALERT!!! Seagal doesn't seem to fake an ethnicity!!???!
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The time mark..10:12...where there are cheerleaders crossing the street...did they go to the "back room?" Asfar as slapping people...he even slapped the kid Rickey! Time mark 11:19. The lighting for the photograph of David Keith and Segal lit their faces perfect...which is why he probably kept that photo? Everything else was dark in that photo? Kudos to that photographer
LEGENDARILY tasteless yet funny bit starting at 43:34 😆
Screwface?! Me no know no Screwface!!
SNUG TOP
Please do hard to kill
Hell yeah
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I want you to go through my family tree..... sir please sir!
YOU WANNA FUCK A GRANDMA TONIGHT!?
This was one of my favorite episodes ever. I’m pretty sure it’s because 3 white guys were doing Jamaican accents.
Just wanna quickly say this is my favourite podcast. Love the stories, the digressions, the different POVs, the riffing & ballbusting. You're all very likeable in different ways. Anyway thanks for the laughs, wouldn't change anything about Action Boyz.
everybody want go heaven. nobody want dead. this might be my favorite seagal of all.
One of your best boys!
I recommended this on a previous Question for Shadow Wolves but I highly recommend listening to the 2 Part Steven Seagal Episode from Behind the Bastards Podcast with Robert Evans. Evans is a former writer for Cracked and was living in Serbia during the war in the 90’s. Seagal is a complete piece of shit. And after listening to him animorph himself into what ever Culture he is stealing from I hope Rodgers gets his documentary.
Thanks I'll definitely check this out. Jason Pargin from cracked is one of my all time favourites and I think he's done an episode with Evans in the past (I've heard every episode Pargin has done via their homepage, it's some of most mind blowing stuff you'll ever hear).
I just learned that Steven Seagal has released 3 albums of "outsider country-meets-world music-meets-Aikido" music and they are available for streaming
He truly is a master of all trades.
New element to Bang Rodgman, Buffalo Duty Free “agent”.
Forcing someone to imagine Seagal shaking out his pubetube ponytail is assault and it is terrorism. I never did anything to you guys except pay you $8 a month and you perform mind crimes on me. Do better.
Keith David, criminally underused in this film.
Action Boyz Podcast, hey, your wife will like it too
The Action Boyz Podcast gives me a male boost.
PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!!
Frank Thomas pops in to the Anytime Fitness that i workout at now and then. He is a legit monster - still.
Holy fuck the titty fucking bit had me crying
Fuckin' stack of dimes.
The backbreaker was the biggest laugh of the film
If I was that tall and so pathetically weak I'd try to make up for it by learning to run without looking like I'm drowning.
Did Rodgers and Gabrus not tell the endurance sauna story, like, literally last episode?
Yeah but Gabrus made up for it with the Seagal T7 ponytail joke.
I came away sort of liking this movie. Pleasant surprise.
Rodgers: "And then the mob supposedly funded his career for a while and laughed at how much of a pussy he was behind the scenes". Funniest shit ever. And yes I'll donate to your Seagal documentary kickstarter.