Cyborg (1989)
Sad news ActionBabyz... a plague known as The Living Death is crippling civilization. Your only hope for salvation is this week's episode, CYBORG. Fortunately you got a couple of slingers willing to guide you through this shitty movie for just $5 a month- $8 if you're not a fucking idiot. This is an 82 minute movie that feels long but there is a retractable knife-boot, martial arts and a bad guy with otherworldly blues eyes that seems like the titular character but isn't for no reason. Restore it? Why? We like the plot holes! We like the 2 identical abandoned warehouse sequences! We like this movie!
Comments (36)
I miss Stanger’s opening improv bits.
for mamma...
Apparently Method Man is a big fan of the movie Cyborg: https://youtu.be/v4fP0C7BDvA?si=-FURvEyAemSNas-H
Just letting everyone know, you can rest easy, the theme song is back in place as of 2025.
“Flip flops . . . No.” Put that on a t-shirt
Hell yeah
dear god where am i
I like this world
Knife-sharpening is a character in this movie.
theres a dope comic version of Cyborg thats worth tracking down https://comicvine.gamespot.com/cyborg-the-comic-book-1-cyborg/4000-511136/
Is the directors cut worth finding and watching?
I bought this from Pyen around 2013, it's pretty bad quality, but he does an interesting audio commentary. The new 2K scan released by Scream Factory last year is probably the best version of the movie.
Rodgers Snr. was the original hipster.
Haha! "I don't want to fight a fucking Cyborg!". Haha. Gabrus rules. This was gold.
Van Damme’s future-gun was either a paintball gun or an old 80’s immersion blender. Glad the Boyz could clear it up on the pod. 5 Cyborg Eyeballs
Wearing sneakers to the beach, what the fuck!?
For sure. I just take my shoes off when I'm on the beach, then for the rest of the day I don't look like some dork wearing sandals
I made up for the silence and sung the theme to myself during the gap
Nicely done.
Is that an accurate synopsis of "The Predator"? yikes.
Really not cool of Stanger Gorgon to bring up the contest so close to Halloween. Like I already wasn’t stressed enough about picking out a costume
PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!!
HEY SISTINE....
"So you mean I could do Rambo 11, 12? No, but seriously..."
Film Fan is “King of the Wack Pack” I should have not laughed as hard I did.
Scary Shaq
As many have said, it's missing the theme song, but for some reason it made me laugh so hard in my cubicle.
The missing theme song was a call to action for the action faction to start practicing TM. Our mantra is "hey dudes" in the Stangergorgon voice
Lol
Miss the action Boyz theme. Always makes me think of a toy ad in the 80s. ACTION BOYZ! NOW WITH KUNG FU BLUNT GRIP! STANGERGORGON AND STANGERCAVE PLAYSET SOLD SEPARATELY! WING SAUCE NOT INCLUDE."
Yeah and it's crazy that this 30 seconds of silence is the new permanant theme song
The wheels are definitely falling off.
Very avantgarde choice to just have the listener sit there in the intro, confronted by their own thoughts. It really gives you time to reflect on the cold open. Very gutsy.
The only thing I was thinking about during the intro was all the people involved in producing this episode who didn't pre-check it before posting it. I assume it's been in the can for around 4 days.
Anybody else not here the theme song?
Yeah, no theme song, empty space, It works for the show though.