Shadow Wolves March

@filmfan should launch a companion pod to answer all the unanswered questions the boyz leave behind

Justice for modern movie march madness.

Is Stanger’s son’s name actually legally Stone? And if so how did he sell his wife on that?

I remember when I was about 7 quoting basically the only movie I knew to my mom, “if you screw up just much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!” The result was that I wasn’t able to watch Top Gun for a good while. Question is: are there action movie quotes that got you in trouble?

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Do you guys have any practical advice on how to do impressions? It's something that I would truly like to practice and become good at. Ben and Ryan are both great at them, and Jon has other skills that they're probably jealous of.

Question for Stanger, North Idaho Specifics: What lake was the family Restaurant on ? If Gabrus is correct on being 1% ers Im guessing Preist Lake or Coeur D'alane, but Im feeling its more like Lake Pend Oreille or Hayden. Also what was the name of the place. Please say it was something like Stanger's Beef n Brew.

Is Forrest Gump a good movie?

If you could recreate your favorite action scene from any movie, what would it be?

Thoughts/feelings on robocop being the new colonel sanders?

Which ABZ all-star would be best in a Double-Impact style twin movie and what would be the plot?

You're given unlimited resources to write/direct a new Steven Seagal vehicle that's meant to get him back in public favor. How do you go about doing it? What kind of movie/series would it be?

Hi ABZ, is there any chance a live show in L.A. could happen in the near future? Thanks

Which makes for better episodes...quality films (like...Heat) , bad movies (Kuffs) or camp classics (Roadhouse)?

Hey guys, any classic action movie you wish had a sequel? Personally, I would’ve loved a “Commando II”

Rodgers keeps the show moving but do you ever think he’s gone too far? #TeamGorgon

Not a movie/lifting based question but let’s face it the chances you seeing it are greater than the Doughboys due to sheer volume. I love cold pizza so the first thing I do when I get home with a pie is throw a couple slices in the fridge. Am I a psycho? Thoughts on cold pizza in general?

What's a non action movie you would love to hear your co-host speak on/ cover for the podcast? Field of Dreams? Titanic?

What are the casting rumors or decisions that would have or had the biggest impact on a movie ie Van Damme and Predator?

You guys have any ghost stories/weird paranormal experiences?

Hey guys, new Shadow Wolf here. Is this where I type in my roast? Anyway, did you guys ever see the '96 Pamela Anderson action vehicle Barb Wire? I haven't seen in since the 90s, but I'm sure it really holds up.

Thoughts on Captain Marvel? kinda boring.

If you guys could have any 80s/90s action movie attribute, which would you choose? Martial arts, sword play, machine gun accuracy, muscle mass/brut strength, anything I may have forgotten

This touches on Gabrus’s long-awaited thesis, but what’s a video game franchise that would translate into a great action movie? Or what’s a video game movie that was done horribly (basically all of them) that deserves a second chance?

For 200 dollars My neighbor just sold me his 1998 Toyota Corolla, was super excited to find it has a ten disc CD changer in the trunk. I want to fill it with the all time best action movie soundtracks so Action Boyz what's your top ten OST's?

Whom of the 3 of you will be the first to non-ironically recite the final Morgan Freeman parole speech from Shawshank as your audition monologue?

No question, just roast me daddy

I once went as one half of the Twin Towers for Halloween shortly after 9/11. Later on a friend got into a fight at a bar for defending the costume. Have you worn a costume that drew polarizing reactions?

What great moment is wasted in a terrible movie?

What do the Action Boyz have against Roland Emmerich?

Every action movie needs some good one liners. Die Hard has some of the best but I feel like they dropped the ball at the end. When John has the gun taped to his back and steps into the light so his wife sees him covered in blood and just beat to hell, Hollie says, "Jesus!" I feel like John should've said something like, "Sorry honey. It's just me." Can you guys think of any other missed opportunities from other classics?

For Stanger: hello sir, do you perform your characters for your son or wife? Do they prefer StangerBot or Stanger Gorgon? Thank you for your time, sir

Before making a phone call, do you rehearse what you're going to say? Why?

Gabrus what's it like being on Drunk History?

What is the sexiest/most erotic action movie?

Lapkus said she wants to do Lethal Weapon 2 so she can see the doodoo bomb scene, has anyone else 'called' a movie?

What do you think would happen if Gabrus assumed Rodgers’ role for an episode?

Have you seen Michael Jai White's Instagram?

Any comments on that weird period of action movies that crossed over with rap. "Cradle 2 da Grave", "Romeo Must Die" etc. DMX was in like 18 of these?

Hey Action Boyz! Big fan here. You guys are two of the funniest dudes out there. Quick question: I’ve been trying for a while, but I can’t figure out how to get my $8 back a month. Help me out?

You guys are finally being executed for your crimes. What’s your last movie and what’s your last meal?

Who are the Action Bpyz favorite WWF smokeshows (ie Sable, Trish Stratus, Stacy Kiebler etc)

Best stunt?

Followup, have you heard of H.B. Halicki, the original Gone in Sixty Seconds creator? Thoughts on this guy? Seems like a lunatic but gotta admire his passion.

Greatest car / wheelman movie of all time? I'm partial to The Driver (1978).

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Any chance of us getting another episode like the 1000 patron party? I love when the characters of the action boyz universe interact

Since Rodgers revealed he's crunching numbers and reviewing metrics on listenership, can you tell us what some of the most popular (non-free) episodes are? And how bad the modern march movies were comparatively?

Food in action movies. Actionfoodz. What's the best meal? 🍆💦

Do you have a particular movie in mind that you think marks the end of the Action Boyz era? Or is it a fuzzy border?

Just rewatched The Dirty Dozen and know you guys have talked about doing the pre 80's action movies, are those episodes going to be put in the regular mix or set up as a month long theme?

Hey Rodgers, what other underground comix were you into? Did you read Hate by Peter Bagge? Thanks for the laughter.

What are some of your favorite monster movies?

Do you think the ActionBoyz dads would have gotten along with each other if they had a podcast together?

What do y’all think of 4DX? It’s made me enjoy very bad movies in the theaters. That’s probably bad for art, right?

Do you also find it humorous in a porn videos where a guy is 55-75% chubbed-up and tries to penetrate a hole like he is mashing a marshmallow into a piggy-bank?

How do you guys feel about combat sports? If you like them do you prefer mma or boxing?

Has there been a novelization of a movie you enjoy that was also a fun read/added to the story, or do you just avoid them?

Gabrus, what class do you typically play in dnd? Also, any interesting dnd related stories?

Would the ActionBoys be down for VaJune? A month of lady lead action movies? What’s your favorite action movie with a female lead? And does Terminator count?

Coolest crime syndicate in movies? Mafia, Cartel, Yakuza, or Triad? I’d go with Yakuza because of the sick back tattoos. #TeamGorgon

Are there any actors or actresses you wish had been in more films? I always wish William Petersen from To Live and Die in LA had been in more films

What is the superior fighting style?

What is your favourite thing the other Boyz have written or performed in?

Have you guys dipped in to the world of DTV action? The budgets are lower but I'd say the fighting is better than most modern action. There are some legit classics. Undisputed 2 could be a good starting point, it would intro you to Scott Adkins, Michael Jai White and director Issac Florentine.

What are you opinion on the KFC Robocop Commercials?

Each one of you, name your 3 favourite porn stars. From this we'll be able to deduce what type of woman is your type.

With Stanger at the beginning, leaning w Bot or Gorgon is there a handicapped stall, or is he struggling getting into the there? GAY-bruce, do u use handi-cap stalls because of how big u r? Just asking...

Who killed Modren Movie March by harrassing Rodgers? And did his name rhyme with VilmVan?

This might be a gabrus question idk if Rodgers and stanger like Weezer, but I hate that Weezer is covering 80s classics. They aren’t bad covers they just aren’t as good as the originals. What do you guys think?

Of all the ActionGodz (Arnold, Sly, Marc Singer, etc), who would you most like to work out with? Either now or in their prime

This is a question for Gabrus would you consider being a guest character for NADDPOD? What kind of guest character would you want to be?

The Buffalo Bills changed their uniform in 2002. The all navy design. Notably ugly. Would Stanger have been in that uniform? I'm looking to buy a custom jersey with his name on it.

Is there any chance the Porno Boyz could do a Boogie Nights episode?

I'd like to hear some more Stanger & Stone at the movies stories. What does he like that makes you a proud "I'm yer dad" and anything that makes you question tu mijo's taste / is hard to suffer through.

Its not really a question, but id really love to hear a "power hour" style episode, where the boyz get faded

When is Stangerbot/Stangergorgon going to make his Comedy Bang Bang premiere?

Which classic action star would you want to sit down and have a meal with? Where do you go and what do you talk about with them? It’s totally okay if this question is asked then never answered because you guys started riffing on porn like my video game movie question

Is there a year, or an individual film that marks the end of the classic action era and the beginning of the modren era? (RIP Modern March, what a life lived)

If you guys found yourselves in a Westworld type environment: what’s the first thing you try and fuck. And in what way do the rebelling robots kill you?

As I watched the Leaving Neverland Doc last weekend, was I the only one who wanted the Action Boyz hot takes? Furthermore, what are your hot takes on the Leaving Neverland documentary?

I recently watched “To Live and Die in LA” and Wolfen (Wolfen 2) on Rodgers recommendation and really enjoyed them. I found Wolfen to have a Horror Noir feel to them and very one of a kind. And watching “Live and Die” all I could think about your impressions of Friedkin saying he slapped an actress. What other films do you recommend that are hidden treasures like these films.

Which Action Boyz actor would most impact the genre had they never done an action movie?

Most arousing near-death experience you've had?

Can you do a 'two truths and a lie' segment with Rodgers where it's one thing he likes and two things he hates?

ActionBoyz, my 30th birthday is later this month. What did each of you do for your 30th? Anything you wish you had specifically done or done differently (level of drunkenness, etc.)? Any general birthday advice to make sure people have a good time?

What’s a movie that you discovered by accident (like flipping channels) and ended up enthralled by. I stumbled on Peter Bogdanovich’s Targets randomly on HBO in the early 90s and couldn’t believe what I was watching.

More Stanger as a dad stories!

Any action movies your parents WOULDN’T let you watch? Stranger has talked about his dad’s relaxed attitude toward showing violent movies, but curious to hear your takes on this. My dad wouldn’t let me see Starship Troopers when I was in 6th grade and I had to lie and say I was going to see something else. Also, do Starship strippers.

Did any of you catch Wheelman on Netflix and if so, what were your thoughts?

Boyz, I've been watching a lot of 70's "giallo" flicks lately, stuff like Deep Red, Tenebrae and Suspiria. Have you all ever dipped into this pool of weird semi-obscure Italian horror and if so, what did you think? They're the perfect blend of terrible dubbed acting, insane plots and awesome scores and cinematography that would fit right in on the Action Boyz.

What movie have you boyz seen the most times on the big screen?

We know the boyz fantasy cars, but what are yous guys currently driving?

there is a big trend in horror at the moment of 'elevated horror' (suspiria, hereditary, etc.). how do you feel about these films/this trend? do you think this could work for action or other more niche/specific genres?

This is mostly for Rogers, but does your brother ever comment on realistic/non-realistic depictions of the military in movies; especially being in combat or having PTSD giving people super powers? It seems like depictions of combat vets is either they have said super powers or completely insane .

Do you plan on covering Rambo V: Last Blood when it comes out on Sep. 20th?

Will Gabrus cover Den of Thieves on High and Mighty with Stanger?

Have you thought of any higher tiers for the patreon? I would pay $10 for this: once a month Stanger gets to punch up and re record 5 jokes for that months episodes that get inserted back into the episode.

Is stangerbot obsessed with Halloween because of some trauma he experienced when he was an older model? Did one of his neighbors invite him in to give him some “special candy?”

If the Action Boyz were a band, what instruments would each of you play, and what kind of music would it be?

What is the most Action Boyz music video of all time? Not necessarily a music video with a lot of action sequences, or a video of a song featured in an action movie, but a music video that most embodies the spirit of Action Boyz. I nominate "Summertime Girls" by Y&T.

What's the most you've ever jacked off in a 24 hour period

You often mention how a studio/director can help or hurt an actor depending on if they have the actor's back. Which director/studio do you think would bring the best out of you in the movie you star in.

Are you guys excited at the prospect of an Old Man Conan movie that Arnold is after? I'd love for that to be good, but I have a hard time seeing that coming out 80's awesome.

Any good stories of getting kicked out of bars?

Gabrus: What’s your favorite Rogers story not yet told on the podcast? Rogers: Same but for Gabrus? Stanger: Same but for your mom?

As the home movie viewing experience becomes increasingly better thanks to technology, do you guys find yourselves waiting for a movie to be available for home viewing more rather than go to the theater? If what are the kinds of movies or things you want in a movie that will get you to go to the theater?

Dear action boyz, what are your opinions on cryptids such as the Florida skunk ape, Bigfoot, and the jersey devil? If you had to make an action movie following one of these creatures, which would you choose?

Have the Boyz jumped on the 4K TV bandwagon? I recently watched Starship Troopers on 4K Blu-ray and was blown away.

If you were to form a squad ranging of the classic action movie characters, who would be on your team. And what would be your quest.

Is it crazy to ask for a commentary episode where you guys watch 3 episodes of Steven Segal:Lawman and give us your thoughts? Also, when is A Perfect Weapon going to be talked about? Let’s get Speakman on the phone and finally tackle this amazing action film!

Gabrus, D&D race/class/alignment for you, Stangarang and Rodg.

What was your favorite class in high school?

What is the hackiest comedy bit that still can make you guys laugh?

Will you continue the podcast if one of you quits, or when Gabrus dies?