Shadow Wolves February Qs

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QUESTIONS ARE CLOSED MIJO

What are some of your favorite recent comedy movies?

What good movies had a terrible influence on action movies, or vice versa? I love the first Matrix and Terminator, but they both ushered in a ton of shitty knockoffs. Pulp Fiction also seemed to start a trend of just terrible dialogue in a lot of movies.

What was your most disappointing adult rewatch?

How does Rodgers make money?

I love the stories of all your parents. It really reminds me of my parents in their primes back in our favorite era-the coked out 80's/early 90's. I imagine Ben's old man and hapless mom as Fred Ward and like Tanya Roberts. We all know Gabrus little dad is Brian James. My question is, who would play Ben and Stanger's mom and dad and Gabrus' mom Joanne or whatever the fuck her name is in the Action Boyz Prequel Film? Love you dudes and shit.

Jon, how many of your halloween costumes included blackface?

I went to see V for Vendetta with a couple buddies when it came out. After it ended I looked to my friend to the right and we smiled and nodded in appreciation then I looked to my friend to the left, expecting a similar reaction, when he said uncomfortably loud, "MORE LIKE V FOR VAGINA." Do you guys have any stories of finding out the hard way who you can't go to the movies with anymore? I had to hand it to him though. That was a pretty good one.

What is the biggest thing people get wrong about what you do? Whether it's family and friends or even us Boyz. And what did you get wrong about how your professional life would play out?

Do you guys want to take credit for the recent wave of previous episodes movies suddenly hitting the cable channels?

Have you boyz had any weird altercations in public stemming from having your dog with you? I find having a dog in public draws a lot of weirdo attention.

Have you guys seen FilmFan's posts on Reddit? They're truly terrifying.

What are your opinions on the three Punisher movies (1989, 2004, 2008)?

This one is mainly for Stanger. I think you have the best Arnold impression around. Was that something you could just do, or did you have to work on it? What do you think of Will Sasso's Arnold? What's your favorite impression to do?

How has the extra cash from Action Boyz affected you.

Watched Seagal's "Half Past Dead" last night. Any thoughts on the early 2000's wave of rappers + Steven Seagal or Jet Li movies? Romeo Must Die, Cradle to the Grave etc...

If you found out that you were the illegitimate son of an action movie star, which one would you want it to be?

Hypothetically speaking if your acting career doesn't take off, what other profession would you gentlemen be doing? Stanger be creative for once and don't say the obvious personal trainer.

What are the Porno Boyz' opinions on blowbangs?

What’s your go-to at home movie food? And theater as well, for that matter. Chicken wings are a staple, but one time I mixed popcorn and cheez-its. The popcorn texture seems almost creamy by comparison.

Greetings Action Boyz, If you could watch a warts and all documentary on any action movie no holds barred.. Which movie would you choose?

Do you guys go to therapy?

If you could steal a starring action movie role by challenging the actor to a fight, who would you go after?

I was wondering if any of you have read Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series and what you thought? In particular, did you like the finale, The Dark Tower? I’m interested because I did enjoy the books as a whole but I thought the ending sucked. The Crimson King may be the worst character I know of.

What action movie villain would you have liked to see star in their very own action movie?

Which classic action star is your favorite to do impressions of? I feel like one of the minor reasons recent action movies aren’t as good is because the stars lack the (insane) personalities of Arnold/Stallone/Snipes/JVCD

I would really love another commentary episode; Point Break ep was actually very good and funny. Also, will you do another Boyzies Awards once you hit 2k patreons?

Stanger told a story on a recent episode of crying and yelling at Battletoads for cheating. any other video game memories of triumph/defeat? ever get in a fight because of a video game?

ActionBoyz what makes for a good trailer? Any classic ones stick out to you? I feel like they all show too much these days.

Rodgers has brought up '70s paranoid thrillers like 3 Days of the Condor and The Parallax View before on the pod, I know they're generally slower than the standard ABz fare, but do you think you'll ever do one? Or perhaps a theme month like Paranoiduary?

Which action movie star, had their career never happened, would have the greatest impact on the genre?

Fitness update?

To Gabrus: What's Lindenhurst like? Socio-Economically/Socio Politically?

I have learned from my wife that doing something “for the story” is no longer a good excuse at 38. Should I have a better reason to do stupid shit? And as Shadow Wolves who I’m fairly certain have used this very reason to do something dumb, do your wives and significant others just understand the way of the wolf and let it go?

Can you guys do some Danny Trejo movies?

Will it be Modern March or Carch this year?

Happy Birthday to Shadow Wolf Daddy Gabrus!!! Do you think in the near future you will cover any Grindhouse Action Films from the 70's? i.e. Straight Time, Lady Snowblood, Foxy Brown, Enter the Dragon.

Good morning Action boyz, if you guys were approached by a big studio and they wanted to do an action boyz project what project would you like to do? Straight up action movie starring you, a review show?

Would you ever consider doing another bonus episode where you do commentary over an already covered movie? You wouldn't be burning a good movie like you did with Point Break, you would satisfy us psycho's who enjoy the commentaries and as it's a bonus episode, Film Fan can't complain that it's not a normal one. Also, as it's a bonus episode, there's no commitment to regular commentaries.

Have any of you boys ever tried a classic action movie stunt in your day to day? A basic one I’ve always wanted to try is jumping from the up escalator to the opposite facing down escalator. Also, I recommend you guys do Robert Altman’s Popeye

Stanger, any stories of raising your son that made you feel like a crazy dad? Like the type of thing your son is going to complain about to his friends on his shitty podcast 20 years from now.

You guys have had a few guest on the show, usually somehow related to the movie. Is there a guest you would like to have on, if so, which movie would you like to do with them?

Simple question no ones asked yet... If you guys each got to make your own action movie, what would you make? Dirty cops, old man takes revenge, bounty hunter on the chase, space marines exploding aliens, a barbarian vs wizard clan etc. I could go on for days. Give us the juice...

Happy Birthday Gabrus! Is there a movie that y'all like to watch every year on your birthday? For me it's Independence Day, not that you asked.

New Shadow Wolf here and I DEFINITELY don’t get it.

Favorite professional wrestling finishing moves?

Yo watch a Star Trek

It seems you Boyz aren't a big fan of 'modren' sci-fi movies as opposed to Aliens, Predator, Terminator, etc. I recently saw the predator cuz I just had to and was very disappointed. If that movie, script and all, was made 30 years ago would we like it any better? Are there any recent sci-fi movies you've really enjoyed? I thought Pac Rim was just a lot of fun.

Who are some of the weirdest people you grew up with? Either weird then, weird now, or both.

Recently I was renting movies from a still operational independent video store. I was browsing the horror section with earbuds in when a young woman approached me handed me a DVD box for New Years Evil and asked if it was any good. I recommended it on the basis it was a Cannon film. She then asked me how many Charles Bronson movies I had seen and told me that she has a framed photo of Bronson on her nightstand because he is the pinnacle of manliness. I attempted to end our conversation by putting my earbuds back in place but it did not deter her. Unsolicited, she gave me her number and told me to call her to get drinks or watch a Bronson flick. My question is, should I call her? Is she an actionboyz field operative? Will this woman saw my head off with a garrote the first chance she gets?

After hearing your church stories in the enemy mine episode I can honestly say, as a Mormon, you Catholis are freaking weird. That's all

can you guys comment on the ridiculous new Fast and Furious trailer? Hobbs and Shaw

Is Kersey aka Cinnamon Bun Face Man a bigger psycho then anyone Seagal or Arnold or JCVD have portrayed? Shooting thieves in back, making sauce while neighborhood ragnorok is going on outside...

What movie had the coolest vehicle? (like the RV from STRIPES)

you ever think about living on a boat

What do you guys think was the last great car chase in a movie?

If Arnold could get a constitutional amendment and run for POTUS, would the Action Boyz actually vote for him?

Let's say you all get VERY famous, but by your sixties can't find recognition/appreciation in the United States, a la Steven Seagal. Realistically what countries do you think you'd flee to for even a modicum of fame?

What'd Gabrus end up doing for his bday?

If the Boyz were given the opportunity to produce something based off the podcast for a "Netflix (or whatever") what would you make?

What are some of your most memorable drinking stories?

Where was the poison ivy update promised on the last shadow wolves ?

Ive heard people refer to The Rock as a “Modern day arnold” if he’s Arnold, who most closely fills the Stallone, Van Damme, And Seagal slots.

What's everyone's stroke technique? Please don't read my name over the air.

We know Gabrus has a cum fetish and Stanger has a facesitting fetish. What's Rodgers' deal? Is it just the kidnapping thing?

Would you guys rather win an Oscar for Directing or Acting? Sure Acting seems like an obvious choice....but looking at the list of who has won Best Director...it might be more prestigious to be part of that club.

What are the Modern Movies gonna be for March? Besides Heat for dumb guys, I forget the actual name.

Rodgers, did you like the book better?

Did any of you guys ever seriously consider trying a cycle? And that’s not just a question for Johnny Football, I know high school cross country and amateur IWF 240+ can be demanding too.

what's your idea of a perfect day?

There is a lot more people around today that are trained in comedy, and most people like comedy movies, why hasn't the bar for your average comedy movie risen? There are still great comedy movies out there, but the average studio offering is still pretty weak. Why do you think? Is today's weak offering an actual improvement or past efforts? Discuss.

Question for the Stephen King twins, What other film adaptations of Stephen King's work could be done on the podcast?

Hypothetical: they remake Love Actually as an action film. Who do you cast? Liam Neeson Could carryover because he’s got a particular set of skills (chief among them his spot-on American accent). Possible notable carryovers, Keira knightly (cause domino was rad...I think?), and Andrew Lincoln (cause he can lie around covered in blood and bruises with the best of them.) I’ll hang up and listen.

Did your parents vote for Trump?

I was reminding the fellas in my sauna that Siskel & Ebert unironically recommended Jon Voight for an Oscar nomination for his work in Anaconda, and I found myself wondering if the Boyz all watched Siskel & Ebert growing up, and where they turn to these days for movie criticism/analysis.

If a tire rotates at 400 revolutions per minute when the car is traveling 72km/h, what is the circumference of the tire?

Growing up, did you rent any movies repeatedly because they had innocent sounding titles that fooled your parents in the video store, but awesome adult scenes (either nudity or violence) that you wouldn't normally be allowed to watch? We must have rented Ski School fifty times, even though my friends and I never showed any interest in actually skiing.

Could we get an update on Poison Ivy? Also what are the Boyz Oscar picks this year? Just doing a two parter so you’ll roast me.

No offense guys but your Action Boyz shop could use some more options. In the past you guys have mentioned head shots and I was wondering if you guys would sell autographed headshots like Mia Khalifa does. Also, perhaps donate the Stanger Bot shirts to a charity fortax write-off to free up some inventory space.

Stallone, Seagal, Norris, Schwarzenegger. Who dies first who dies last?

I hope this isn't too much "how the sausage is packed," but are Gabrus' "welcome to Action Boyz" seamlessly done on the fly, or dropped in later in post?

What movie reviewers do you recommend?

Do you guys think there's been any true action movie that was best picture worthy?

Stanger, for the funny or die talking heads workout video sketch you were in with your shirt off, what was your pump up routine?

Stanger always likes to point out “this was funny” when the movie does a gag. What is the hardest you guys have laughed at an action movie for a moment that was actually designed to be funny. You have to have done the film, “Wrongfully Accused” does not count.

Any Valentine’s date recommendations other than stay in and watch True Romance?

Have you ever been into anything to a degree that you think you fell into the top 1% of most passionate fans? Somewhere out there the top 16 Action Faction walk among us.

Are the Boyz into the Warhammer franchise (both Fantasy and 40k)? It seems right up the Boyz alley with big guns , Space Marines , magic , knights , and a lot of other fantasy and sci-fi tropes done really well.

Can I request that you guys review one truly great movie a year? I just love your takes on cinema in general, not just the action genre...I love the way you break down acting and direction and put yourself in the shoes of the creators...your passion for film is incredible, that's why I'd love to hear you guys talk about a true classic beyond the action genre.

Do you think Ulysses S Grant contracted throat cancer the same way as Michael Douglas? Which people in history do you think were bad at eating pussy? For example, I think Churchill was just a bean smasher.

Does Gabrus actually have blood in his ejaculate? What's the deal?

Re: Rogers twist rewrite suggestion on the Golden Child ending, what other action movie endings would you re-do or switch up to make better?

The start of S2 of the Punisher has a real Banshee vibe (small town bar, hero and waitress immediately have sex, extreme violence in said bar, weirdly religious bad guy) is there a movie/show you like mostly because it reminds you of a better movie/show?

You guys mentioned it briefly, but what were your thoughts on Creed 2? Lots of fun parts but I thought it wasn’t nearly as good as Creed 1.

Can we hear a new Ben story? His jail and plant lady stories have me wanting more.

Might be only a Rodgers question but, any more good confrontation in a movie theater stories?

You guys like any romantic comedies?

Are you guys excited for Sylvester Stallone's Edgar Allan Poe biopic, that I assume he'll be starring in? He recently announced that he's still hard at work on it. I'm about a month behind, so sorry if you've already mentioned this in a recent episode.