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January 14, 2019

Police Story (1985)

You wanted subtitles, you got em. POLICE STORY marks the first time the Boyz have covered a subtitled film for the Pateron. Jackie Chan is truly peerless and he’s at the height of his powers in this one. The tonal shifts in this movie are fucking bananas but the action is  spectacular, the comedy is funny, the romance is confusing and the drama is unnecessary. The action and stunts are so good in this 1 hour 40 minute movie that you don’t mind the 37 minute court scene. They don’t make em like they used to ActionBaby, this one will make you long for the days people were getting legitimately hurt on film.  

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Will See · September 20, 2022

Hell yeah

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TraversC · January 15, 2019

Opium and Anuary

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Kellboy69 · January 16, 2019

Januum

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Kellboy69 · January 15, 2019

Found a cool video of Jackie talking about the big stunt at the end. He also mentions that he was filming this during the day and another movie at night, what an animal. <a href="https://youtu.be/2ZEVz1V-X4w" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/2ZEVz1V-X4w</a>

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Fred Skull · January 15, 2019

I think Stallone was really taken with this movie. In Tango & Cash, as you guys have mentioned already, he ripped off the “shooting out the oncoming car’s windows” scene, but he also does martial arts in the end sequence! I mean, the closest he gets to martial arts, but still. I don’t think he did any back spin kicks in any other movie...

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Robert DaPonte · January 14, 2019

I love you Boyz, but you're not doing yourself any favors as three white guys trashing on Lin Manuel Miranda and Hamilton.

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Adam Lane · January 15, 2019

It's okay, Lin Manuel Miranda is a shadow wolf.

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Will S. · January 14, 2019

StangerGHOST!!!! Yay!!! But seriously it was StangerALIEN. Think it over.

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Scott Tammel · January 14, 2019

I remember when Frank Stallone was going off on Mark Rylance. Pretty fucking funny. "If I was Mark? I would have been embarrassed” and “Mark Rylance couldn’t even comb his hair for Christ sake this is the 3rd time Sly’s gotten ripped off.”

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Ian A. M-C · January 14, 2019

PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!!

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Adam Ross · January 14, 2019

I remember being introduced to Jackie Chan the same way as Rogers, through the MTV Movie Awards where he got the lifetime achievement award. I watched it on re-runs a couple times just to see the long montage again <a href="https://youtu.be/TPcOIz06n6I" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/TPcOIz06n6I</a>

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Frank Morris · January 14, 2019

What am I hearing? Rumble in the Bronx is great!

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Adam Lane · January 14, 2019

The podcast has fully devolved into three 40 year-old men trying to remember the names of songs, complaining about who paid for the tip and talking shit about their friends behind their backs. And I love it.

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RustedShakles · January 14, 2019

Happy Hong Konguary

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Keith Jarrett · January 14, 2019

Been waiting for this beauty. This was one of the only other movies the rich psycho Belgian guy used to watch in my dorm at university apart from mostly Van Damme and Norris. 🤪

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Blake · January 15, 2019

He sounds cool as hell.

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T · January 14, 2019

Drunken Master doesn't classify as subtitled?

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Keith Jarrett · January 14, 2019

Film Fan, always pointing out what the rest of us just let go 😊😉