Die Hard 2 (1990)
Merry Christmas ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz! The Boyz are bringing you a very special holiday episode. DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER is under your Christmas tree this year. This is a glorious movie made at a time when even shitty sequels were somehow awesome. You got family in town? Why not watch Bruce Willis riff some duds. Exchanging gifts? Watch Mrs. McClane abuse the weaselly reporter guy for a whole plane ride just because people liked it in the first one. Drinking eggnog? Enjoy the convenient janitor character that can get McClane anywhere in the entire airport in minutes while providing comic relief. Thanks for listening and the Boyz hope you get everything you want for Christmas this year. Yippee-Ki-Yay Mother Fuckers
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Where’s your daughter always gets me
Hell yeah
i busted up every time they said Colonel Sanders...
Porntober is coming...
Why can’t I just have one Christmas without saying yippy kai yai yay mother fucker to a bad guy I’m eventually going to brutally murder
YES I UNDERSTAND
Would love to see a "Whose dolly is this???" t-shirt!
FADE IN: Sexy girl is doing a strip tease in a swanky hotel room, behind her huge windows displaying the lights of the Vegas strip. camera zooms out showing a man in a chair surrounded by a several men hooting and hollering, as the woman approaches the chair she straddles the man and the camera spins around showing his face, it's Justin Long, he looks timid and nervous the stripper encourages him to relax and enjoy the ride, she urges him to touch her breasts he is reluctant but gives in, the second his hands land on her chest the hotel door room is kicked in, it's Bruce Willis and Samual L. Jackson. "What I tell you Zeus, I knew this little nerd would be up here getting his rocks off" "You must be one dumb mother fucker if you are gonna vow to marry John Mclain's daughter in the first place, but then to go and do this is a whole new world fo dumb." "You disrespect a mans daughter Mathew and you disrespect him. Everybody out I need a few words with my future son in law" after the room is clear, "Sir I am so sorry, I didn't even want to have a bachelor party, my best man convinced me I.." "Matt, we're just fucking with you, who gives a shit about a lap dance, We need your help, I took a job from the palms running security for some big shot poker tournament and I need a tech guy, change your shorts and meet us in the lobby." Terrorists from 5 European nations attempt to steal all the money from the game, the worlds first billion dollar poker pot, but really their plan is to kidnap each of the players and ransom them for a billion each.
"jon void"
Of course
Since they brought up DJ Khaled, it's probably worth pointing out that DJ Khaled sounds like he was programmed by a Jamaican.
He's always saying "oh I'd love to eat your pussy, but I gotta obey directive 4!"
Hey motherfuckers just duct tape the mic cable to the mic. Gabrus was unplugged for the entire recommendation section
yeah! mother fuckers!!!!!
Hey, apparently Die Hard is just German for “The Hard”
Also really glad we had some proper Sully talk on the pod: <a href="https://youtu.be/YBluAbEFPjU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/YBluAbEFPjU</a>
Lazy Fred Thompson has to be the new shirt design, lets make it happen.
Jesus, the boys work on the Holidays? God bless them. Listening to this when I leave my parent's place tomorrow.
“Lazy Fred Thompson”
New record for longest ep! Just 4 mins short of the 3 hour mark!
PRAISE THE PORCELIN GODS!!