The Crow (1994)
Brace yourself ActionBabyz your Boyz are about to get dark. In honor of the last half of Spooktober or Octooky (still workshopping the name) the ABZ are taking flight with THE CROW. There is truly nothing more terrifying than what was considered "cool" when this movie was filmed. But don't fret, your brave heros combat the darkness by not shying away from making fun of Brandon Lee and his big head despite what happened while filming. Relax...ol' bobble-head isn't the only one who gets it, nobody is safe from mockery in this fucking, 5-star, piece of shit. So bring A LOT of face paint and be sure to skip the onions on your weird baguette-dog (they make the ActionBoyz fart) and remember, "it can't rain all the time..." (Cue dumb gutair solo)
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Hell yeah
I somehow missed listening to this the first time around and it's a new favourite. Honestly, listening to 3 men laugh hysterically about creampies is my platonic ideal of a podcast.
Is this the first appearance of Stanger's love of dragula?
Had the European version of the movie poster up in my room when i was in high school, used to think/still do "Man im the freakin' coolest!"
I don’t understand why you guys are so hard on this movie. I’m watching it right now and it’s entertaining as fuck. Plus the Cure anecdote is not true. I have also had 6 White Claws.
There's plenty to poke fun at here but the best part is the casting across the board, the top three bad guys would be the lead bad guy in any movie, this is an awesome rarity and the henchmen are fucking rad, "evil high energy" is that not what we want? Nothing sucks more than mediocre henchmen, these dudes are aggressive and gross and you can't wait for them to die. I just don't get the bending over backwards to underline that it's goth and corny and real cities aren't like this, no shit dudes it's a fuckin comic book of course it's all heightened and cartoony
This is my favorite movie of all time.
Thought this movie was a turd when I first saw it and again when I watched it for the podcast. Damn shame the gun had a bullet in it, instead of the camera not having film in it, when both were shooting.
Seattle is tite
Seems like the sound issues were fixed. Thanks for the quick response boyz #keepitinthefamily
I remember thinking the action scene with the conference table in the upper level of the club(with a pretty good song by my life in the thrill kill kilt playing) was great. Saw this about a year ago and nope, it's not. They Boyz are 100%spot on, this movie does not hold up at all.
love the Irish Thrill Kill Cult....just add bagpipes
First Darkman, now The Crow. What delights await us next week?
I'm especially curious what Halloween movie they will do on Halloween. It could be anything!
Anybody else get the impression the boyz auditioned for the roll in Tag that went to Jon Hamm?
The Cure use to not play “Burn” for a long time at their live shows. They played it on their last tour. The Boyz were brutal on this one but going to high school when this movie first came out all the “lonely jocks” would be the Crow for Halloween.
What a mindfuck to hear Rodgers explain why he was going to post that Bourdain pic on IG that he did end up doing which now appears to be gone
Uhh isn't the Gorgon a cold-blooded reptilian or something? All that sauna cannot be healthy for him
The Boyz were brutal on this one. I can't disagree with what they say though. Still love this movie.
This episode needed more creampie discussion, 1 star.
We're not going to make it, are we? People who are into the Action Boyz talking about creampies?
Ok there's a lot of corniness in this movie retrospectively, but it meant so much to me as a teenager that I still got a little choked up when "It Can't Rain All The Time" hit during the credits
Wow, a serious new edition to Gorgon's lore - he turns off the turning people to stone gaze just for the Boyz.