If Looks Could Kill (1991)
IF LOOKS COULD KILL, you'll die when you watch this week's pic because Richard Grieco looks fucking weird. This was such an undertaking the Boyz brought in another Boy, Sean Clements, to assist them on their mission. Only together were the ABZs and Sean able to make sense of Grieco's 26 year old eyebrows, the almost entirely absent high school component of this movie about a high school student turned spy, and the disastrous soundtrack. If this movie were a salad, it would be, by far, the best Julius Caesar salad you've ever had.
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Listening to this again in 2024. Still good.
Re-listening in 2024 and I have no memory of this ep! It get to enjoy it for the first time again! 🤌
Saw this baby in theater when I was 12! Not quite as I remembered 😂
Hell yeah
69oo9998mp mo loo illusory
Sneakers
Can you please buy a new mic cable for Rodgers
Here is the commercial Sean mentioned, you’re all v welcome ✨💐 <a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=0LLgHlJvmtc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/watch?v=0LLgHlJvmtc</a>
I’m definitely in the age bracket for the nostalgia factor of this movie. Rented this VHS every other week during the summer of ‘92. I will say that even though Grieco was 26, he looked conservatively 33 while playing the role in “teenage-face”. And while that red Lotus definitely qualified as “bitchin wheels”, I always loved the overly sarcastic tone of the car’s lady voice when she says “Windows Down”, as if to say “congratulations you dumb ginzo fuck, you flipped ALL the switches, here’s your goddamn windows.”
great ep, btw
where the hell do you get this movie? no luck anywhere. I even called a video store!
Can we pitch in and buy Rodgers a new mic?
how much more a month for a working mic
I think Skeet Ulrich was meant to be the poor man's Ethan Hawke.
I think Skeet Ulrich is what you get when you undercook an Ethan Hawke and try to cover it up with dehydrated Johnny Depp flakes
Bonjour Action Boys. Great ep, put it in the highlight reel.
I must have rented the VHS 5 times when I was a kid. Was called Teen Agent in the U.K.
Incredibly well made ep...laughed the whole time.
Super high quality ep. One of the defining movies of my youth AND a visit from the Clem Dog?!?! Zut alors, Action Boyz!!
Stanger brings the heat!
Stan Lee sounds suspiciously like William Friedkin.
Holy fuck assholes! Bitchin' episode!