Crank (2006)
"Modren" March Movie Madness continues... The Action Boyz decide to crank things up with this week's pic, uh, well....CRANK. Directors Neveldine and Taylor pull out all the stops - no camera trick is not employed, no angle is not attempted. CRANK is so 2006 that the year really becomes a character in the movie. This might be the only movie so problematic it actually makes the ABZ seem woke. So start listening and remember, "if you stop, you die!"
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I'd love to hear thoughts on Mom & Dad, the Nic Cage movie from the Crank directors.
Bruuutal
Hell yeah
im glad they dont do the march movie madness modren song anymore, was very akward
This made me rewatch Crank 1 and 2. Yep still terrible lol the second one is even more insane than the first somehow.
Pls let us know when you’re releasing Modern Movie March Madness the song as a ringtone as reward level
fantastic username
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
how about some google earth footage of Stanger arriving at Val Verde ?
Or future Rodgers trying to pick up chicks in the dog park.
I dont think chick with a dick is a slur, if anything you are respecting their desire refering to them as a "woman(chick)", though they have a dick. Youre basically just describing them as they both are and as they choose to be identified.
why dont we just trust the person above
Good luck to Stanger with avoiding both junk food and his family
You've been Stanged!