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June 4, 2025

NEW MERCH!

Let’s get serious for a second: Are YOU prepared for the deadly summer HEAT?! CAPTAIN PODCAST wants you to take that burlap sack off and put on a COOL new ACTION BOYZ TEE! Designed by the Captain himself! Get yours before some hoarding SICKO buys them all!

MERCH.ACTIONBOYZ.BIZ

Comments (16)

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Chencho Sanchez · June 10, 2025

That was the best thing I've ever seen

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Kailey Mo · June 9, 2025

Any chance for a long sleeve of the captain’s design? I’ll take my answer off air, thanks.

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Paul Perez · June 8, 2025

I need a “I’m friends with your salad, remember?” shirt for my coworkers asap. I’ve said that line on headset at the UPHA horse shows I Steadicam all over the US (the ones you see William Shatner talk about), confusing the fuck out of my crew then later playing that part of the episode. Now we all randomly say “I’m friends with your salad, remember?” *also, I’m now saying “death style”

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Dan · June 6, 2025

If you want my cash, you need to make a seersucker collection!

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Michael Flory · June 5, 2025

Noice Metallica reference lol

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ChuteShark · June 5, 2025

Outstanding

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Bralynn Bell · June 5, 2025

Ordered!

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · June 4, 2025

Cpt. Podcast is your employee? I honestly thought it was the other way around.

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Rob Petrone · June 4, 2025

Was in Jamaica a year ago and pointed out a gentleman wearing an ABZ hat in the airport and told her how that was my favorite podcast. She broke up with me when we got back to the USA. Probably unrelated, but I’d like to think it was because of the podcast.

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GanjTattoos · June 4, 2025

Finally a shirt for my trapeziuses

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Megan · June 4, 2025

Can't wait to mow the lawn in that tank.

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Alex V · June 4, 2025

These fine products look like it will give me the courage to live my emotional truths

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David Powell · June 4, 2025

this great

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I am GwilDar · June 4, 2025

An original Captain Podcast piece of art that you wear. Now that agrees with my death-sytle!

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Paul · June 4, 2025

“It’s not a meethos.”

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Michael Lambert · June 4, 2025

Err mah gird!!! ABZ 4 eva, bitches. Also, I'm 50 years old.