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December 23, 2025

💖PRE-ORDER UPDATE💖

ORDERS ARE BEING PACKED OUT AND SHIPPED AS WE SPEAK!

Thank you all for your patience! I will do a formal post soon! Christmas season has been hectic but I wanted to tell y’all the good news!

Next round of preorders will open for a month probably in April or May depending on when I can get all my samples in!! Also to help quell some of the anxiety and angry letters, we will be shortening preorder windows from 3 months to 1 month but just have drops more often!

Comments (16)

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Kathryn Neff · December 29, 2025

Hope you and the Famtheon had a good year! Just got the Famtheon art book today and now I'm waiting for the Hades Cardigan 🎄❤️🎊

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Chu Wraites · December 25, 2025

absolutely so excited! my famtheon artbook arrived yesterday and it was *incredible!!!* completely worth, i'm glad to have it for myself.

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VeroValzer · December 23, 2025

So excited! Thank you for all the hard work you've put in to making this merch drop happen! And, as someone who has worked in Customer Service for pre-ordered online product very specifically, while I'm sadly not surprised you got snarly messages I'm sorry you had to face them. Absolutely didn't mind the 3-month pre-order window, personally, but I also *completely* understand wanting to keep the pre-order window smaller to cut back on angry letters/messages from people. Happy holidays and here's hoping you have a bright and shiny New Year's!

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Neal-Illustrator · December 26, 2025

i plan on trying to have a roadmap for what is coming up merch wise and to also give patreon members more time to order

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Mikki H. · December 23, 2025

First, Happy Holidays Neal!!! And then Im sorry you got angry letters over the pre-order window, personally I thought the 3 months was great because it allowed me time to save up to get a few things that I really wanted, than just one thing that i could make happen with a month of work. Could their possibly be like a drop schedule where we can know ahead of time (like a month before) know wats dropping the next month to allow for saving if there is something(s) people really want?

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Teresa · December 23, 2025

Angry letters? Hell naww, don't worry about anything Neal, we love you, take all the time you need. 🤍😼

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Brick · December 23, 2025

I'm sorry youre getting angry letters wtf :( I'm super excited and love the glimpses of future stuff we've been seeing!!!!!

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Beni · December 23, 2025

That's not good, getting angry letters. Can't people just chill? No worries, Neal. The holidays always make things hectic. I'm super excited for the Famtheon book when it arrives.

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Leia Robinson · December 23, 2025

Yay, I'm so excited for when my Poseidon body pillow gets here! :D And sorry you've been getting quite a few angry letters, those people need to chill. Also totally understandable especially at how crazy December can be, but thankfully we're almost out of the woods. lol Also hope you're doing alright after such a crazy month, sending hugs! ^w^💖 Also Merry Christmas!

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Jay · December 23, 2025

Yay I’m so excited.

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CapriAquarius · December 23, 2025

Can't wait for my Poseidon pillow and shirt! 🤩 And people need to try to chill with the waves.

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smokeybear · December 23, 2025

SO HYPE FOR THIS

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Cathy Jenkins · December 23, 2025

I am so excited

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Atticus · December 23, 2025

man I'm sorry you've been getting angry letters! that sucks

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CryptidCommander · December 23, 2025

SO HYPED

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SkyOFlight🍇 · December 23, 2025

Yay so excited! Can’t wait to get my Famtheon art book!