THE OVEN IS BACK ON 🔥🔥🔥
first of all, calm down
2nd, no I am not dead, unless HMRC is reading this in which case I never even existed
3rd, I have AN ACTUAL BROADCAST in the oven baking nicely
4th, I would like to extend my condolences to Prince Andrew after been forced out of the royal lodge earlier this week, I wish him well.
5th, I didn't want to update the CUMunity until I had a video in the bag, it will be out next week.
PS: please stop abusing the mods in the patreon chat, join the discord and abuse them there. plus im active in the discord everyday so you can also abuse me PHUN
Comments (200)
Hey, I’m reading this
Hell yeah brother can’t wait for March 2027
Wtf
Is it next week yet?
Where can you join the discord?
Once every 6 months, well done!
Daddy Mohawk is it next week yet?
Are we there yet?
C(L)ock is ticking you spaz where is the video
IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN HEAR THE J3WS CRAWLING BACK OUT OF THE NEW YORK TUNNELS TO TUNE IN
LONG LIVE THE HAWK
LFG
"it will be out next week" It's now Thursday. Tick-tock, you autistic fucking nutsack. And I say that as a clinically diagnosed autistic fucking nutsack.
Don’t worry little rocket I had faith you’d post this decade
Where’s the discord link
He put out a video about a year ago explaining that he was launching it and how to join. Link your patreon account to your discord account and you should gain immediate access. If that doesn’t work, watch the video cause that tells you exactly what to do.
Right after I canceled my membership...
Thought starmer threw you inside for hate against the window licker
We are about to finish season, and RPM only observing Chinese gp, outrageous
Cunt
Drop the video ya twat
Hate from Austria 🇦🇹
Where the fuck is our video
Still waiting
Dead to me until next Nerve
He’s alive
I have been telling people on Instagram RPM died 😂😂😂😂😂
Too late rocket hitler I burnt down my house months ago and also burnt down the camper van my family used as a replacement, now I’m sitting outside my local tesco using the wifi from the coffee shop next to it to continue my purchasing of flammable tools, you’re next.
I have been listing to the nerve so much that RPM is now my internal monologue, and I am calm
Where is the video mine führer? When is it coming out?
I’ll re sub once I see the video. Fool me once shame on you…
Bitch next week will be next year, its the same promise you gave us 4 months ago. Scrap the video your working on its going to be so violently out of touch with current events to begin with. And quit while you are ahead, enjoy retirement. <3
I'VE JUST RE SUBSCRIBED BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN IT I WAS GONNA START SPAMMING MY OWN SCRIPT IDEA IN THE DISCORD MESSAGE BY AGONISING MESSAGE
IM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN
some nerve on this fella
Make weekly Nerves and change the world.
How do I join the discord?
link it in your patreon settings
I thought Hitler had finally bunkered out
🥹🥹
Im gonna come
About fucking time cunt.
Youtube will explode when the video drops
He pulled off the exact same shit last time, I won’t believe until the video is posted. Fuck you gay hitler.
Puff
Hitler still alive??
rueh uf de billige plätz
that half shaft was indeed the longest foreplay in history
I was sure hitler killed himself in the fuherbunker. Guess I was wrong
Check this out the cheating bastards at RedBull https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/oct/20/red-bull-fined-43000-after-team-member-tries-to-tamper-with-lando-norris-grid-tape
Why don't you move to Panama you have zero tax on income theres a load of sexy as fuck Latinas everywhere its sunny every day what else do you want
What's the discord link
connect it through discord
About time fucking hell the ovens in auschwitz are running out of gas Hitler
Rpm, whatever reasons you weren't uploading, WE STAND WITH YOU, and we shall not cease to
THIS IS A GREATER RETURN THAN MY SECOND COMING
Fuck off
I just had that LN monster too. 😂😂disgusting
Kimmy still has you on the "to be executed" list. The new vid better be full shaft and the bollocks, otherwise Kimmy won't change his mind!
Welcome back hitler, got a bit worried. Thought you got locked up or something
Welcome back Hitler
🙋🙋♂️🙋Heil Hitler 🙋🙋♂️🙋
I'll believe you once I see the shaft, you have said like six or seven times there is something to upload last few months, but glad to hear you are alive and on the run from HMRC. Long live the King!
would join the discord if it connected properly from Patreon over there. Other servers work. RPM doesn't.
Still taking pond care seriously I see
Can anyone help me out? How tf does it Join his discord?
link it in your patreon settings
Long live the King
He’s lying you can’t abuse him in the discord if you @ him you get timed out. He’s lying just like prince Andrew does
Yoooo why so much cumming out!! 😫😫
We miss you King
i saw this post at the 3 hour ago mark and all it said was 3h. i was about to break no nut november thinking this man posted a 3 hour piece
Can't wait to hear your wonderful investigative journalism again.
I abuse where i want
Mate I just unsubbed 2 days ago
ON THE THIRD MONTH, HE ROSE AGAIN
Welcome back King
Missed the mental breakdown of watching our leader mock the spaztic for his actions in Austin
THE KING LIVES!! Let’s burn down Paul Di Resta’s House in his honour.
I was like that Manchester united dude growing the hair until the next video, but only on my sack
Mate. All we want are some fucking nerves. That’s it.
About fucking time. My ball hairs are actually gray now.
@ Rocket . I have to tell you this F1 season wasn’t the same without your excellent writing and performances ! I hate to kiss your Ass to much but you’re one the funniest guys on the internet! I love your sick twisted videos. Get your mother fucking ass back to work we miss you!!!!
This is so wholesome and berating I love it.
THE KING IS BACK!!!
Ah yes the “weekly” video & nerve
Oh he's alive... For a moment I thought the HMRC took you to Andrew's Dungeon for some phun.
Jesus Christ! I'm so glad you didn't kys as we told you so.. couple times in past months... 🙏🙏🙏🥲🥲 Bro, WELL CUM BACK! 💪💪❤️❤️ Sheesh
The video is about to be legendary, fuck yeah welcome back mine führer!!!!!
YAY abuse me DADDY !!!!!
We’ve heard this before
Time for some abuse in the discord... get ready y'all
Good boy lil Rocket “pats gently on head* … which head??!
It better fucking be
Wow this made my day thank you your highness! 👸
1945 does not like the oven reference
The video is still about the Chinese Grand Prix you cunt that was like in the winter
How is the Furher bunker in Argentina? Swear on my nans grave you have more cum backs than that Kardashian woman, or was that cum on her back.
What is discord link?
you link it in your discord settings
Whats the excuse this time
I though the worst! GLAD to see you are well. Comeback strong, you have a lot to cover back.
The ducking nerveeee. It's not even a phucking videooooo 😤
Just like that this cunt is back
ALL HAIL LORD RPM!!!!
Glad to see you back, RPM. I hope you are well!
Inshallah
I thought this was a video you cunt
HE'S BACK!!! AHHH YASSS IM GONNA SPALSH?!! AALAH HU AKBAR!!!
I thought we are finally free from your nonsense. Hurry Gay Hitler
Lol "next week"
Longest wank known to man
Mate listen I don’t think any of us are expecting a 70min video every time from you. I think we would be perfectly phine with a 15 min rage vid or sorts. What I’m trying to say. It’s great to havexou back alive and well and fuck Pual di resta
Classy he mentioned Prince Andrew. Rpm always knows what to say.
I’m doing well, could have been better tho
Hey I can’t access anything in the fuckin discord 🤬
Gay fuckin Hitler is back in the bunker... Fuck u mate. Turn on the content machine or give me back my Reichsmark. Best wishes from Austria (former Ostmark)
CAN YOU SMEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
FATHER! Counting the minutes. You've been missed.
WE ARE SO BACK!!! NO MIKEY NOOOO!
Ya bastard! I thought this notification would have been the video! Another week! Ya focking big gay bear!
Fuckin hell! Welcome back Daddy. I really really missed you. ❤️❤️❤️
Fuckingfinafuckingleeeee
After almost A YEAR he’s back. WITH MORE FALSE PROMISES
Gay Hitler never finished any of his art
I expect you to be reborn like a phoenix
Finally! One last video before I die. 👴🏼
Where's a link to the discord??
in your Patreon settings
I am so ready for gay sex rn this is brilliant
What do you mean calm down fuck you and your entire lineage, also welcome back
Rocket. Suck my big fucking toe and get this video out NOWWWWWW or I'm telling HMRC that you were the key contact for Andrew and Epstein
This is definitely gonna be an hour long video of him crashing out on the whole f1 season, the twitter drama he’s in, the family drama of the rpm chat and discord, and maybe a hint of political drama. Boy do I have a good video to listen to on my 13 hour road trip
This is the most toxic relationship I’ve ever been in *AND I LOVE IT*
Next week? Ffs
Wo Link zu Discord????
in your settings
Thank fuck you’re back in the bath
an explanation would be appreciated to those who pay every month if possible
theres no chance that video is releasing next week
The cunt does this every time I think about cancelling…..
Honestly thought you were dead or in jail for tax evasion
Er ist wieder da
er*
Free Bro
So homo hitler did indeed not die
Prince Andrew is a nonce
Bro better have a 20hour nerve episode after making everyone wait this long.
Wo Link zu Discord? Sprechen Sie bitte deutsch.
in your Patreon settings
Not even HMRC can stop him
I’ll Believe it when I see a video babe
He had to build up the courage to come out the closet as a Lando fanboy... Clearly
KONTENT!!!!!
20 bones and ONE FUCKING NERVE
GAY HITLERS ALIVEEEEE
Where you been cunt
It’s 4:25AM in Australia and I’ve never been so happy to be woken up by a notification.
Clickbait
We need your reaction to #TeamLH after Mexico GP
Not falling for this shite again
Hope it's a banger
Great, put your head in it 🤣
always teasing a post never posting
Video next week? Bollocks
He’s fuckinggggg baaaaack
Blame me hitler
Gonna start edging myself IMMEDIATELY
I would like my £15 back
Lies and slander
You fokin wanker, welcome back knobhead
About time you slack little nazi
He's fucking alive! Video better be an hour long or else
HOLY SHIT GAY HILTER IS ALIVE
Fucking yayyyyyyy
OUR OVERLORD AND SAVIOUR
Need an explanation as to where you have been
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's about time you absolute jam licker
Where’s the link to the discord?
Who dis nu fone?
arsehole
He’s alive
Believe it when i see it
Lies just fuck post something gay hittler
LORRDDDDDDD OUR FOURIERRRRR
Bastard
GAY HITLER IS BACK OMG
WEEEEE AREEEEE FUCKINGGG BACK
Thank fucking god ya little cunt
2nd
Finally some fucking content
WEEE BACKKK
Fake news
HITLER IS ALIVE
HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO BACK
Lies
about time bitch
1st