phatty cummin soon
i had to re shoot a bunch cos newey decided to disgrace himself by going to Aston Martin
but I swear it will be out by this weekend or i will deface my nans gravestone
also today is 9/11 so happy birthday Osama Bin Russell
Comments (195)
sir are you alive?
Gay Hitler
I am paying the first roud
Who want to get fucking drunk
Hitler
Sure would be neat if we ever saw this
sooo where is it?
That Ranga Tang is familiar
This timeline is intense. Kinda turns me on.
This is not the video that you just released!!!
Yeah? Well where is it?
Кај е видеото клошару?
Where's our video pitch
hey mate, mind putting down the fish chips or that beans breakfast shit for a few mins and do that thing u said u would? thanks xoxo
yo Stalin, where the fuck is the nerve, you lazy bastard?
fucking antisemitic scum
Where's the video semen demon?
It's the weekend, where's the fucking video for christ
Release the video ! You’re like a really hot girl that just won’t put out!
Why you lying for?
The one that was meant to be out by Monza is it? You’re good with time spastic!
WHERE'S THE VIDEO U RACIST PHUK
Oi Adolf,,, wheres the phatty ?.
post or lance will win baku.
WHEN U DOMESTIC NAZI TOILETPAN ????
thROW. HIM. IN. JAYAL 👮♀️ 🚔
Wai yu li ying
Time to detonate nan's grave Adolf, nudes or it didn't happen
This phat one is lookin a lot like RPM's girlfriend. Non fukin existent. If I wasnt such a pisscake I would unsub. Until tommorow you cunts.
Drop your standards. More videos. We don’t care.
Looking grim for nans gravestone...
Release it already! Im having a nervous breakdown seriously
Smaller videos mate. It doesn't have to win an Oscar. (unless you're a NONCE)
'insert Pablo Escobar waiting on the swing gif'
WHERE IS THE VIDEO HITLER
At this point I'm going to have to commit a Hamas style attack on my local town office as the video is never coming out
Yo hurry the fuck up
RIGHT NONCE FUKIN UPLOAD IT ALREADY
I’ve been edging for 2 days. Get on with it.
Don't be a big slut. I'm genuinely excited to hear your take on this hobby, which I love. Knuckle down, please don't disappoint mate. X
I want to spread some consequence culture
The race is tomorrow and you still dont have a video??? Thats it. I'm unsubscribing.
Where’s the fuckin video you dick?
For the love of fucking god wheres the bideeoooo
Oh dear ...
Take you're time, mate. Let these commonwealth piss pigs rant and rave like #TeamLH.
#teamRPM is just utterly sane and fine. They are the fuel to sanity.
Lance will win the GP and 5 mins before your video will be out ranting about his inability.
You’ve got an hour and 4 minutes which is precisely how far away I live from Sheffield, get it done
Promises Promises ✊🏼
You swore down on you’re nans gravestone
⏰️⏰️⏰️⏰️
I predict the big R will release the video by 4 pm Eastern standard 'murican time
Just wait until he punks everyone and it turns out he is a Managing Director at the Loyds Banking Group or Barclays and has been spending all his time manipulating key market interest rates vs getting vids out!
Where is the viiiiideo #teamLH
This had better be a 600 kilo phatty, given how long you're taking!
Sending you 1000 new windows and giving Lance your address
Mein Fuhrer, hurry the fuk up
Where is our video Adolf!!
Good. Today I’ve seen comments *on other people’s channels* complaining that you never post anything anymore. Which made me lol.
We define soon differently than you do
You really gave us a pRoCrAsStEnAsHuN uPdAtE 🤣. Get on your job Mr. Taxi Driver Sir 🖕🏾👹👿
This guy is stuck in an endless cycle of having to re-edit videos every time there is F1 news because my grandmother can cross the road faster than he can edit a 10 minute video. RIP gran 🙏
HURRY THE FUCK UP U PRICK
*throws sledgehammer at the feet of RPM as he stares at his nans grave stone ‘Woe to the vanquished’
HURRY UP FAT HITLER
🧢
Window licker already complaining about his car “It’s not a car!!” Yeah well it is.
Ummm..the weekend is here. Poor Nan’s grave…
John Wayne Gacy on left corner!!!🤣🤣🤣 I can wait
Accurate representation of Lance fucking Stroll
Still waiting 🙃🔫
Will you be showing footage of you kicking your nans gravestone over ?
I'm going to be nice today and say thank you for letting us know you drippy dick cheese of a human. Love ya
Lies as usual
wherr th efuckkk
If the "phatty" is less than 15 minutes.. we will burn down the bungalow compound you spastic twat
Me not.
Punctuation!
idk if intentional but i got that cummin soon reference (nathan summers cumming soon btw for reference)
Coming soon? Coming soon? Feels like coming never.. Just like his sex life! Post. Now.
Define "soon"...
By this weekend ya illiterate nonce
THE GOD HAS SPOKEN
less posts, more editing... happy 9/11 day
At least buy a decent computer you cunt
Bro just do several separate videos rather than one mammoth you ape.
What the fuck you doing dick head. It can't of been that much of an InCOnVeNiEnsE to splice in a couple clips of you having a meltdown cos the spastic could be in a rocket ship. Come the fuck on
hurry up you cunt
Release it!!!!!!!
I want it by 9pm Saturday you swine otherwise Meadowhall will be a cavern. Love you daddy x
You’re letting rocket powered perm beat you to the punch. He’s biting your swag big time, you have to defend against these knock off forces
Hurry with the upload, otherwise I will cause a riot in shitty little Sheffield
Sadly its impossible to tell whats before and after a riot in Sheffield.
Cook faster. It'll be cold by the time we taste it.
Happy Osama Day
Fill me up
Fookin bloody ell
Its about time you wanker
If there’s not a 9/11 reference in the Final Cut I WILL be visiting Sheffield with ill intent.
Window licking baboon holding a Stradivarius on one side, John Wayne Gacy on the other. Lets gooooo!
Looks to me like Stroll hitting the second tower. Hurry up with the upload
I am sooo HARD RIGHT NOW
If this podcast thing doesn’t work out, you could always go to work for NASA. They’re the only entity I know of that has more delays than you. 😂🤣
Phuckin liez
I'm HARD
This looks like it’s gonna be hella PHUNNNNNN
I bet your nan was killed because she was the Nazi that pegged Max Mosley
If your grans buried near your shack she’ll be cremated with it. Ofcourse hypothetical.
Was gonna say your grans probably not even dead, but I imagine she will be by the time you get round to defacing anything
Yer poor nan, smiling down from heaven, watching as you approach her gravestone...
Pathetic loser
Jesus Christ dude
Thoughts and prayers, Shalom and MagluuuFAkbar.
Of course there’s an update on 9/11 🤦♂️
Happy International Latteboy Day! Everyone!
Please, don’t rush. We are normal can wait indefinitely, but the rest of psychopaths are getting too wet.
This is exaclty what a pyromaniac would say before going to the petrol station.
💦💦💦💦💦
Only 8:22 what a shame
👌🏻👌🏻👍👍🫶🏻🫶🏻🥰🥰
Fat like rolling a hog leg or phat fat?
Dude put newey in a different video or summin, I need my fix!!!!
O7
coming soon? yea, suuuuure lol. im fine with videos once a month type of thing but you should most definitly do weekly nerves. you dont need to have an agenda, literally just listing you rant about anything and everything F1 related or not is EXTREMELY entertaining so dont overthink the nerves too much. just press record and start talking lol
And there’s also SO MUCH material from the nerve questions chat
Release or I kill myself
NEVER FORGET!!! Harry Sargeant III, who is Logan Sargeant's actual uncle, straight after 9/11 bribed the Jordanian government to give him exclusive access to the fuel lines across the middle east. Then he was extorted by a debt collection firm in London with a sex tape and then he was using his exclusive access to the fuel lines to rip-off the Pentagon for $200,000,000
About time. And you would post that today wouldn’t ya? Of all days…good shot
Will it be on YouTube?
Thanks chief 🫡
Happy 11.9.
Do a fuckin nerve you fuckin rat
Bootlicker you said the same before monza 😂
...and after Miami
Thank you
Your false promises keeps my dick alive
You fucken cock teezen son of a Ho!! You'd better drop the vid or am gonna be forced to drop a big 3 coil steamer on your VXR's bonnet. You've been warned ⚠️
9/11 = 0.8181 this is how much videos we have from you on monthly basis, you bastard!
9/11 isn’t real and neither is this video.
What fucking video at this point? This guy is 8 weeks behind all news
Happy 9/11, dad!
#TeamLHdicksmokers going into full meltdown over Newey move!!!
It’s been FOUR weeks of “video will be out by the weekend” Your poor gran didn’t deserve you as a grandson 🫠
Lies on top of lies on top of lies
Please... Don't give me hope just to crush it again :(
About time
Give it to us already u little bastard
Will Merc let Russell run a custom wtc livery in honour of his achievements on 9/11
My erection has intensified
Fuck face taking our money and shagging in the bungalow
You had the chance to upload it at the exact 9/11 incident time you lazy moron.
So glad to hear from you regularly. The meds must be working!
This weekend?!?!? Too Slow!Time to start shitting through the letter box at the bungalow!
What an auspicious day to let us know Führer
I see John Wayne gacey and my asshole is already puckering up
Did anyone catch on the last broadcast in Monza ( F1 TV) someone said “Allah George Russell” ? Feel like that should be clipped
I am rock hard
RPM, we Alonso NutSwingers have been TELLING you Adrian would be going to AM since it was rumored he was leaving RB. We Newey it. You cannot be surprised.
Not sure what’s taking so long cummin, your defo a one pump chump
OR WE JOIN THE CCP AND HUNT U DOWN
You're not dead, so everything is good I guess!
Upload Aaannnnnd copy write infringes
HURRY UP
U OWE US ABOUT 5 VIDEOS U KUNT
RIP your nans gravestone then I guess.
Please daddy enlighteng my day
You are a liar but I love you nonetheless
happy birthday Russell x
thanks for the new pfp😍
Thats what i say to her
Fully erect
rate it 9/11
How is the dentist lady doing?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD A WIGGLE ON
Course it is. 🤦🏽♂️
Been flicking Gorlock’s bean RPM?
Can we also pour one out for the freedom tower today?
Papa Mohawk sighting everyone do a flip
Drop it now or I’m dropping you like the towers!
My body is ready
hurry up cunt or I will Photoshop your face on more big tits women!!!
Lol
Happy birthday Bin Russell
I am moist
it is also my birthday
Osamaaaaaaaa
Happy 9/11 rocket
About fucking time
Hurry the fuck up man
Soon? Is that Sheffield english for next year?
I’ll see it when I believe it 🤪
We don’t believe you
Thank fuck. Happy 9/11 everyone
Happy 9/11