cooking another PHATTY
ok you little freaks the next batch is cooking reaL nice
got a bit carried away making a cinematic masterpiece for the intro but should be out before Michael Masi's second assassination attempt on Donald Trump
(tomorrow afternoon)
((probably))
(((stop yelling at me))))
(((((im kidding i like the abuse)))))
Comments (133)
Waiting is like taking a wire brush to my hemorrhoids!
This is fucked, maybe it'll work only on desktop to sign up
RPM is confirmed british agent. He tried to blame Germans and Australians for assasination when there is only one. Clear. Perpetrator. And his name is Osama bin Russell
Where is the nerve you cuck???
We will tell paul de resta that you are his biggest fan
Don’t you dare put out anything under 20 mins you cunt
Taking longer than a Haas pit stop
Stop fingering Ur cat and post the vid!!!!!
Where is the nerve you twat I had to punch two hookers this month just to let out my frustration.
If you try to cook any longer you are gonna burn the food.
All I can see is news about trump assasination attempt and alot of Osama bin russels 🤣
No way we get another video within ten days since the last
Team of editors or not just finish it up wanker!
COOK FASTER!!!!!!!!!!
People completely underestimate that 99% of content creators have a whole team of editors working foe them. RPM does all the grunt work himself and makes completely unique and brilliant content. I don't care how long it takes.
that was far too nice of you to say
God I need a mohawk.
Get on with it hitler we need content to jerk to
I look forward to watching this broadcast. Please do get back with my secretary regarding my business opportunities
Lol this will be another good one I'm sure.
Hurry up coz I'm fucking sick of edging myself......
switch on the autism already!
Hurry up or u will b the victim
Put that phatty through my brainy daddy
Bro WTF. You’re a whole week behind!!! Pick up the pace buddy
Mate, we have very different definitions of Phatty. No under 18min video is a PHATTY
Dont hurry. Give it time if it need it. Then i roll my blunt and enjoy another monsterpiece 🤣
Hurry up beforey subscription expires
RocketPoweredCapitalist
Enhance....?! Dunkirk... Dunkirk.... Stuka... ? Let's Go!
Hurry up you pasty fuck
That right there will make your pussy throb…
you cowardly fuck how dare you edge me so hard are you my ex wife or my second ex wife Logan DNF Lando p4 because The strategy is Stevie wonder navigating a call of duty oculus you absolute TWAT (only joking swear down on my nan’s grave)
I'm gonna pre
FUCK YEAH!
im stroking a semi in anticipayshun,,,,,,,phun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAWWWWWWWWWGGGGHHHHHUUUUTTTTVVVV that’s ME YELLING AT YOU
Only about 6 races behind now? Alright, you Brazilian shaved twat, don't mind the money we're spending every month. Nah, you're doing great. Given the depression you're clearly going through and all...
I thought he had thrown himself in the Microwave!
10 minute video confirmed
Raging boner right now
About time 😂
We rEEE-KwiRe YOor FUL aTeNsHUn. WheRE IS neRVE?? TWat FarT!
Just release a nerve already cunt
Swear to fucking Christ. He is like that girl in high school who only gave bad handjobs. You suffer through it in the unrealistic hope she will give you a blowie if you ask enough times
You fucking bastard. You started the year so well with one a week and then boom you turn into Pérez.
Or Ferrari. Pick one. Cunt
stop fucking cooking and release the bastard
What happened to little Kimi behind you?
Bro literally said don’t bully me I’ll cum 💀💀. On a completely different note yesssssss
Thank God I don't have to take a bath with a toaster
‘Bout damn time
Let’s fucking goooooooo
Stalin, Do you have any idea how fscked you would be if you were using Resolve or Premiere if you wanted to go back and edit a big chunk like that at the beginning? With random added audio clips? I swear down 99% of people using them because "fiNal cuT isNt peRpHeshiNAL" and then slit their faces with a razor blade and drip lemon juice on it just so they can talk down to FCP users because pain = PRO! If you're working on the latest Pedwood sequel like "Capt America: Zalenski's Ass Whore", fine. You gotta use what the team is using. But all the YouTubing child abusers doing Star Hulk She Lawyer reviews would be so much better off with FCP from an editing speed perspective.
Ive been edging for 23 days WHERES THE FUCKING NERVE
IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !! IM NOT CULM !! !!
THE NERVE... But for real, where is it?
Fucking Ni🅱️🅱️er! You’re actually putting some effort into this scam. Gg
i knew you had a kink for having it rough
Excited 😛 about this however last one was midddddddddd I had to say it out of lof
Hire one of the slumlords to chain you to your laptop until you create a weeks worth of masterpieces, bring back the good 'ole Rage videos in the Corsa Rocketship
You fucking twat! I love you
Hire an editor :D they have them in the Bahamas too
Not as good as Adolf himself
The nerve!!
You’re the whale. 🐳 There. I said it. Gorlock was right. You’re doing a great job! If you could just do it 8 weeks faster would be awesome!
He is the ONE truth. He is the BEST journalist. He is the BEST LOVING PERSON that has ever existed in the F1 journalism. HE is THE TRUTH to all the Whale to come. He is the MASTERMIND of all existence of F1. MY RPM, I LOVE YOU!
You're brave and a hero.
Hurry up cockadoodle doo.
Take your time, don’t listen to what everybody else says, it’s always worth the wait
ok, but for sure you like being bullied? its getting boring after a while
YOU WANT US TO GIVE LOVE LIKE P1 FANS DID TO HIM. OH I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. YOU ARE THE WHALE. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE.
rpm has a degradation kink confirmed
He is a Ferrari fan so this tracks.
Gosh hitler just upload the video you wet chin hamas supporting wank
(((((Like)))))
Daddy put in the (((echo)))
Not good enough! We demand and emergency broadcast
Nerve next you pre pubescent skank
MY MINGE IS SO WET
I want it real thicc
SHOTS FIRED
I just zoomed in on the image and the 1st 5 mins seems to be #teamLH reacting to Hamilton's 9th win at Silverstone with Stuka Dive bomer audio with Spitfire Audio and Dunkirk. MY MICROSCOPIC COCK IS HARD AS FOCK!!!
Just give us more Nerve daddy Hitler!
A chubster
finally some KNEWZ
The nerve
Please Please Please hurry up
So you were the shooter.
Give it us RAW and UP THE ASS
finish your sausage roll and get on with it
Amen. Don’t keep cucking us Führer, we pay your salary
You’ve been saying that for weeks. Hurry the fuck up, Hitler.
“The are no mistakes, only happy accidents” -Bob Ross *inserts stroll face lickin windows*
You’ve got some fucking nerve… oh wait we haven’t had that either ya smelly nonce. ❤️
Work faster Hitler
IM SO FUKING CLOSE TO ENDING MY SUB NOW CAUSE THE THE TIME IT TAKES NOWADAYS.. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETEHER DICKHEAD
It’s about damn time pusswipe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
EVERYONE HOLD YOUR COCKS!
Danke mein Führer for making yet another masterpiece 🙏🙏
Thanks for the update Hitler❤️
My body is ready, Adolph
Amen. Don’t keep cucking us Führer, we pay your salary
Can we start calling Perez a HISPASTIC instead of a HISPANIC or is that racist?
BREAKFAST!
Get in there RPM! Where is the discord? Just curious. Not yelling
Cook faster you fat cocksucker
Ferrari strategy dictating the publish timing.
SIEG HEIL
Staple my barnacles and call me a fagot
what do you pRoBAbLy?!...we want it by tomorrow on our desk!!!
Rocketpoweredmohawk? More like rocketpoweredlackofbitches
Now the question is what driver will be responsible for the attempted assassination of trump.
Oi dickhead, you still owe us a Nerve.
Ok then hurry the fuck up pussy
GET IN THERE RPM - YOU DA MAN, YOU DA MAN
This should be good. 🍊
Took long enough bellend. Was running out of content to wank to
my balls are bursting please get the video out tomorrow
How funny would it be that tomorrow’s race goes to shit and it’s content worth it
I’m about to cum
As a member of team LH I’ve got the lube on hand
Show us your muffin
WHERE IS AT LEAST 4 WeEkLy NeRvEs you FUCKING TWAT!
Yeeeees
I AM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW
Can't wait!
Put it in the microwave
I'm edging myself
BWEKFAST
Thank you Führer, we are truly not worthy to be in the presence of such greatness
Cock in hand! Ready? Steady?....
Christian? That you?