🎁 [SP70] CASO: SpongyBubble Kid's Room Kit -- ☢️ This Kit grinds my giblets. Also, this post incomplete, and yes, that does say "Critical Update" instead of "Initial Release".
⚔️ SP70: SPONGEBOB KID'S ROOM ⋆ 🚀 12/7/25 ⋆ 🌠 NIL ⋆ ☄️ 12/7/25
🔄 Always compatible [🌐], unless EAxis modifies resources post-release [🌐].
🕒 I'll add more screenshots later.
💀 Do I have to dress Scarlet in SpongeBob?! Can we just pretend this Kit don't exist?
🎙️🔞 Thought you said you like your girls "savage"? -- Initially, this song did not fit this post - tis a "BRUNO" topic and this is SpongyBubble - but I think it fits now that this includes a rant. Also, I did some reading up on SpongyBubble and its many controversies, including the anti-LGBTQIA+ moral panic by oh so many religious organizations, and the decline in quality that led to an episode about... raiding women's underwear? Really? I give up.
☆// ⋆ BEAR WITH ME, I'M STILL WOBBLY:
[✔️] SWATCH ORDER -- I reordered the swatches for most of these items so they match across items and age groups. I couldn't with the disordered mess.
[✔️] RANDOMIZATION -- I didn't disable Randomization on anything, but I did limit these CAS items to only randomizing for Sleepwear. EAxis did... something with Cold and Hot Weather Outfits and I removed all of it because it was kinda stoopid.
[✔️] OCCULT RANDOMIZATION -- I remove Merfolk and Fairy TAGS from all items that aren't "themed" for them. I like my Merfolk dressing like Merfolk, and my Fairies dressing like Fairies.
[❌] FASHION RARITY -- EAxis... doesn't really care about fine-tuning this anymore. They just TAG everything as "Common" nowadays. I haven't done anything here yet, but I might bump it up in a future update.
[✔️] DISPLAY INDEX -- Adjusted to match the Pack ID. This might appear higher in the item list (of a fully CASO'd EAxis CAS) than it's supposed to. It's supposed to be at the end (until the next content release), but EAxis is mucking up the order of their DLC.
[✔️] CASO PERFECTION -- All Tops and Bottoms for TEEN+ are now unrestricted for all "Gender" and "Physical Frame" combinations. You will find Feminine Frame items under the Feminine Fashion Choice filter and Masculine Frame items under the Masculine Fashion Choice filter. Is all player choice and inclusiveness with me, baby!
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☆// ⋆ NO PATRICK FOR NIGHTGOWN:
Did they really half-arse the nightgown for kids?!
There are swatches for:
A jellyfish.
A flower.
SpongyBubble
DoodleBubble
Gary
Squidward
Pearl (x2)
Sandy (x2)
Mrs. Puff (x2)
Someone start a petition to recall this trash. Is defective.
There's no Patrick!
Did the generative AI run out of ink? 😹
...
Do you often feel a sense of déjà vu?
I feel like I've been here before. Right here.
I don't mean criticizing EAxis' half-arsery, I mean criticizing EAxis' half-arsery concerning SpongyBubble.
I don't often talk about SpongyBubble.
Must have been a glitch in the matrix... 👩💻
Are you there, Neo?
Itsumi, Sejian!
I would like to wake up meow!
☆// ⋆ BUTT WAITE! DEER'S MOAR:
What is this half-arsery?!
I don't give two squirts about SpongyBubble, but why, oh why, would EAxis license content to create a cash-grab DLC, then half-arse the content?
There are character swatches on the Tops and Bottoms with no comparable character swatch on the Shoes, and there are character swatches on the Shoes with no comparable character swatch on the Tops and Bottoms!
Did they think no one would notice?
WHY?!
THE !@#$?!
WOULD YOU DO DIS, EAXIS?!
By "EAxis Standards", the FLAGS and TAGS are fine on these CAS items (and the Bloat™ on the Feminine Frame Top is bearable - it might just be the shape of the mesh I don't like and not actually Bloat™). I still have to adjust them for "CASO Perfection", but by my silly little "CAS Review" ranking system, this Kit is "Almost Perfect".
Then they go and half-arse the content...
WOOSAH!
I need to spring clean, format, and organize my Patreon, then start applying for that EAxis job.
I'm not qualified for that job, but... why is everything like this?!
Every content release, every update, everything!
Our Nude/Bathing Outfits are still broken since Update 10/22/2024, for !@#$'s sake!
THAT'S OVER A YEAR WITH NO OFFICIAL FIX! <GRINDS TEETH>
...
I apologize.
I hibernated and woke up with a vengeance.
Hi and welcome, in case you're new and reading this and haven't "met" me yet.
I'm consumer first (among other things), and multi-billion dollar corporations last.
It doesn't matter that I enjoy that I can express my fluid gender identity in The Sims 4, or that I feel an obligation to everyone who uses my mods to maintain them (hopefully more efficiently now that I have my own internet), "fan loyalty" with me extends only to my willingness to mod-fix the things I can, because I understand how to. I will rip EA and EAxis a new one, 24/7 if necessary, 'cause is been TEN (10) YEARS of this nonsense, bruh.
You might read this and think I'm nitpicking, but this is nitpicking on top of all the other issues with this game.
(150) bug-fixes might seem like a lot, but it only scratches the surface.
The Sims 4 is riddled with "bugs", some of which are extremely simple to fix.
Electronic Arts is a multi-billion dollar company.
They have been for a very long time.
They can afford to hire however many people they need, to get the job done.
Don't ever forget that.
