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March 21, 2026

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Literally...)

We're REALLY sorry for all the delays. Over the past week we've had:

  • A thunderstorm power outage

  • A video being corrupted and needing to contact a recovery service to get it back

  • Internet disconnecting for a day

  • Another power outage from a tree falling on powerlines

  • Our editor's computer crashing repeatedly

  • Our editor going on a trip and using Starlink for slow internet access, only for a thunderstorm to create another power outage

  • Copyright claim prison for a few videos

We're doing everything we can to get you all the videos on time, but sometimes fate just isn't on our side. Hope you all understand and can forgive us for the delay. Everything is still in the works, but realistically will be coming late this week or even spill into the following week.

Thank you all for your support and patience! <3 U

Comments (47)

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Allison Kimmerer · April 1, 2026

Pls watch a series of unfortunate events!

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Michael Hardwick · March 24, 2026

This is a great time to say please watch a series of unfortunate events (film + tv series) As a long term subscriber, I haven’t been invested in any recent series you’ve reacted to besides the IT Series since Dance Moms (still hoping we revisit this!) so would be really keen to see a series I can get down with. Film wise things have been fab though and the reason I’ve stayed on ☺️

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L · March 23, 2026

Remind me not to get on an airplane with you kids.. yikes.

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Arion Floyd · March 22, 2026

I thought this was gonna be about the show lol

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kiyara · March 22, 2026

no worries luvvv yall take ya time and be safe!

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mima · March 21, 2026

Goodness nature was not on your side I'm just glad you still with us🙂‍↕️

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Flux · March 21, 2026

Literally thought you guys were reacting to The Series of Unfortunate Events at first when I got a push notification for this lol. All good brothers!

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Pup · March 21, 2026

Lmao it’s fine guys honestly I’m sure we are all grateful for you anyway <3333

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Marina · March 21, 2026

Honestly all these things are understandable, I just wanna know about the new paywalls on your collections💀

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Nick & Cory · March 21, 2026

The collections are only paywalled for non patreon members. if youre seeing a paywall it means you arent a member of the tier that sees that content anyways. it looks like you're a "BOTTOM BITCH" Tier, so the content you see as paywalled is likely for the "BASIC BITCH" tier. Getting the "LOYAL BITCH" tier would let you see what you currently do + the other collections

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Danielle Mccollum · March 21, 2026

don’t worry guys just make it up to us with more victorious next week 🤪

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monie (she/her) · March 21, 2026

this LOL

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Michael Iparraguirre · March 21, 2026

Take your time guys! You feed us plenty.

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Ari · March 21, 2026

The world is on fire so i’m just grateful for whatever content, whenever you guys post, life happens, don’t stress yourselves out too much! 😊👐

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Ondine · March 21, 2026

Thanks for the update, kings!! Take your time and no worries, we're not going anywhere 🧡🧡

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Minte · March 21, 2026

On another note yall should really watch a serious of unfortunate events lol

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Michael Hardwick · March 24, 2026

I thought this was an announcement they were starting this series 🤣

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iTanasia · March 21, 2026

i had a huge power outage for multiple days too

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Nic · March 21, 2026

We’ll at least this gives me time to catch up on your other videos hehehe

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Carolyn · March 21, 2026

I understand, guys. I had a three day power outage immediately followed by a three day WiFi outage. 🙁

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iTanasia · March 21, 2026

same

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keyla · March 21, 2026

Love y’all so no rush

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Sarah💕 · March 21, 2026

It’s okay! Love you guys💕

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Jmarr🛸 · March 21, 2026

Appreciate the communication! You guys rock 💕

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M · March 21, 2026

I’m ngl I was thinking the worst had happened so I’m glad it’s just this 💀

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Sarah💕 · March 21, 2026

Lmao me 😅

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Kyutoko · March 21, 2026

You two have worse luck with lightning than even me... and I got struck by it. yeesh.

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melissa.xoxo · March 21, 2026

It’s ok guys 👌

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lynie elizalde · March 21, 2026

Not me getting excited thinking they were watching a series of unfortunate events

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Madeleine Driver · March 21, 2026

same girl

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Akyra · March 21, 2026

No worries at all! We appreciate you guys and all that you do!❤️

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Stef D. · March 21, 2026

No problem at all. I completely understand bad weather living where I do in Canada. Stay safe and upload when you can.

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🖤 · March 21, 2026

It’s okay! Take your time!

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Oussy · March 21, 2026

We love u guysss❤️❤️

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leen · March 21, 2026

dont worry !! thank you guys for the hard work, no rush :)

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belly · March 21, 2026

we totally get it. you guys put in so much effort to get videos out on time. it’s okay if these things happen. we will be here 💕💕

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Cori Curry · March 21, 2026

all good g 😀

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Kelly Melvin · March 21, 2026

I’m just relieved y’all are safe. I know these things suck but don’t rush or feel bad. We know y’all do the best you can. Thanks for communicating!

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Shelby Malynne · March 21, 2026

We appreciate you guys and all that you do for us to have great content, no worries these things happen ❤️

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AJ Lovë · March 21, 2026

Thank you for keeping us in the loop

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KellyJelly97 · March 21, 2026

Take all of the time you need! No rush at all. Stay safe! ❤️

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monie (she/her) · March 21, 2026

we love you guys! take all the time you need <3

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Lailah Johnson · March 21, 2026

I assumed by today something absolutely horrible had happened. As long as everybody is alive and well, we will be okay without the content!

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Madeleine Driver · March 21, 2026

you should watch a series of unfortunate events lmao!!! would have great reactions

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taylor gipson · March 21, 2026

Things happen… life happens. Thanks for communicating with us🫶🏾

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Amy Harvey · March 21, 2026

Take the time you need to sort the videos out

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penny!! · March 21, 2026

stay safe yall!! sending fast internet from florida lol ❤️❤️