June | Patch Notes
what time is it… SUMMER TIME!!!! ☀️
Happy June, Patronis! Welcome to the June Edition of the Patroni Patch Notes, Issue NO. 6. Now that summer is in full swing, we’ve been outside and under the sun scouting for some upcoming videos. Some exciting videos are coming your way, and if you’re curious, keep on reading this post to check out potential spoilers towards the end 😉
How was everyone’s May? It feels like the months are going by way too fast, and somehow, we’re already halfway through the year… (shudders) Before you head out for the sunny day ahead of you, grab a nice cold drink and enjoy this light read on what’s coming your way for June.
📦 FULFILLMENT CORNER
The Black/Gray LOADOUT + EXPEDITION PRO Shell Jackets have been shipped out. We're expecting to receive the White/Tan EXPEDITION PRO Shell Jackets at our fulfillment center within the next few weeks and hope to get them to you by the end of the month. Thank you for your patience!
As always, if you have any concerns or questions regarding your orders, send us a DM on Patreon or an email at store@offlinetv.com with your order number. 💬
🎞️ FROM THE STUDIO: What’s to come.
POOPs
Lily and Michael are seated in the Patreon seat this month to go over a dying question: who would I take a bullet for? Make sure to check out this month's POOP if you haven't already!
Crew Pod
The June Crew Pod will be coming along later this month! Stay tuned for more behind-the-scenes yaps about everything that we've been up to recently.
⚠️ SPOILER CORNER
Welcome to the end! As a thank you for reading, it’s time to receive spoilers for our upcoming videos, but only if you can figure them out. But first, let’s take a look at a guess from last month’s Spoiler Corner:
“Please let it be Michael torturing everybody with beyblades” - Ospirian
+2 points for guessing the most sought-after Christmas toy in 2003! We definitely stepped out of our comfort zone and into the studio for this one, but you'll have to stay tuned for what's to come 😉. As for June’s round of Spoiler Central, take a look at the hints below and give it your best shot:
what do you get when you mix lacrosse, basketball, and bumper cars
[redacted] is back. tree. tent. outdoors.
And ICYMI, make sure to check out the latest OTV video: OFFLINETV IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN JOHN WICK
You’ve made it to the end, hi!
Before you go, what has everyone been watching recently? I feel we've been getting blessed with blockbuster bangers. April & May blessed us with Project Hail Mary & The Drama, and now we're entering a summer full of incoming hits. I recently went in blind to watch Obsession, holy f- that was actually the most intense movie I’ve watched in a hot second—highly recommend if you haven't watched it already. On another note, The Backrooms just came out recently, and it’s definitely on my watchlist too. Let us know what you’ve been consuming down below and if you have any fun recs :D
Thank you for spending time with OfflineTV today, and we’ll catch you in July’s Patch Notes!
-Yan
Comments (9)
im just watching the shooting video and im thinkin if they are trying to practice for something like airsoft GENUINELY that would he peak
Obsession was definitely the stand out of this year so far, along with Project Hail Mary. Tuner was quite a fun watch with humor that I enjoyed and very interesting sound design, but some flaws within the character interactions. I'm looking forward to The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Sheep Detectives, and Backrooms when they come out on demand. Billie Eilish's concert movie was honestly amazing as I love the weirdness of her songs and she's quite an electric and mesmerizing performer. You're definitely watching a performance and less of a movie though.
ooh havent seen Tuner yet! i've been seeing a lot of ads for Billie Eilish's movie but i'm getting increasingly curious about it haha
" what do you get when you mix lacrosse, basketball, and bumper cars.. " -Raises hand- Answer: OfflineTV's version of the Ironman Triathlon but more chaotic because of Michael and bumper cars.
QUITE CLOSE! ish >:)
camping video! 🙏🏻 possibly with poki and maybe rae? at least that’s what i’m hoping for TvT
another W camping video and with poki i assume. Plot twist its in washington this time
i called it
i remember when yan was watching vct