do you shave your peanut butter toenails or do you let them use there clam powered selfies to take over the sandwich industry of banks?

Do farts smell worse if you're wearing pancakes as shoes and a watermelon as a helmet?

What does history taste like?

How do you avoid the tentacles when eating octopie

How do I get 26 hours in a day

can you pare a pair of pears while you peer at the pier?

Do the curtains match the grapes?

Why do snozberries taste like normal berries?

Do you think Aristotle ever made Socrates out of Plato as a kid?

Who or what do you despise the most?

How does one eliminate a rogue cinnamon roll?

How do I get money for nothing, and my chicks for free?

Since it can live without a head, is chicken the fastest vegetable?

Chef Brian, you always look so smart in your clean white chef uniform. What lies underneath? Boxers, or briefs?

in what direction lies the center of donuts?

What flavor is the sun, and why hasn't the Hippocratic Oath been turned into a pop song yet?

Shave with a razor, wax, or use tweezers?

If Red and Blue had a whirlwind romance that lasted 4 months then ended in a brutal divorce, what would their lovechild taste like?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why can't I put reds and whites in the laundry together?

Chef, what exactly is mystery meat?

How would YOU use the raptor squad, Chef?

How do cantaloupes?

when the hamster that spin the wheel inside the earth will tire and the gravity that glue us to the earth will end

How did the Russian Space Sex Lizards actually die?

who would win in a fight? the Flying Spaghetti monster or Pizza the Hut?

What will the New Horizons probe find when it gets to Pluto?