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May 5, 2015

Ask Chef Brian!

Here we go, folks! It's time to submit your questions to Chef Brian. Want to know how something works? Why the sky is blue? Why your uncle smells funny? Pitch your questions with a reply below, and I will select one for Chef Brian to delineate on!

Comments (49)

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Charles Wald · July 9, 2015

why is the frozen planet red?

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Chris Helm · June 22, 2015

Lemon Blue

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Jorma Tuominen · May 9, 2015

Dear chef brian, Why are dandeLIONS? :O

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Helvi · May 7, 2015

What's the most fluffiest thing on earth?

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John McCrudden · May 7, 2015

Dear Chef Brian, how do I get that special someone to like me?

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Ask Christensen · May 7, 2015

how? and when?

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Sebastian Sannes · May 6, 2015

If the pendulum swings, can it rotate the Earth in the other direction?

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aiquen · May 6, 2015

Why must I potato?

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Gary Chapman · May 6, 2015

I need to explain the Birds and the Bees to my children. Can you help?

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cameron fraser · May 6, 2015

what do you think of the youtube channel howtobasic?

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Katelyn Gigante · May 6, 2015

I'm looking for some alternate recipes for the serving of revenge. What can you recommend?

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Ross Prillaman · May 6, 2015

If you made Leek soup, wouldn't it get all over the floor?

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Philip Whiting · May 6, 2015

Why do ducks, in fact, not wear pants?

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Habe · May 6, 2015

Witch makes for a better smoothie: Batman or Iron Man?

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Melanie Fuhrman · May 5, 2015

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

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sean r. · May 5, 2015

is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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Dave Beekman · May 5, 2015

How did you prove them wrong?

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Tomaž Pollak · May 5, 2015

Why do we touch ourselves at night?

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Will · May 5, 2015

If the chicken came before the egg, can I use them in my cake recipe instead?

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We Say Things has been running for seven years MrN · May 5, 2015

Why are people in dota so mad?

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Don Dao · May 5, 2015

Where did you go to culinary school?

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Bram Baert · May 5, 2015

How does the chef feel about THE kickstarter

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Sebastian S · May 5, 2015

Dear Chef, please explain if and why (or why not) the hell is exothermic or endothermic.

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Brian Dickens · May 5, 2015

What is the meaning of life?

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Alphones Armorman, suitperson · May 5, 2015

Why have the chickens been plotting a secret air raid versus the human race

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James · May 5, 2015

When will Chef Brian be a guest star on "The Chew"?

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Tom · May 5, 2015

Why are both my kids such morons and jerks at the same time?

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Johnny Di Girolamo · May 5, 2015

Is Gorden Ramsey jealous of you?

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Josh · May 5, 2015

What actual dish is best served cold?

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Blake Howard · May 5, 2015

How do you please the ladies?

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Kelly W. Peavey · May 5, 2015

What does the color 9 smell like?

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Joe Adams · May 5, 2015

How much money does it take to be successful?

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Alan Alpert · May 5, 2015

Dear Chef Brian: What is your recipe for Cucumber Congee?

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Benjamin Pelc · May 5, 2015

What would happen if a squirrel and a sloth mated?

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TheDwiin · May 5, 2015

What makes an atom split?

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SonofKalas · May 5, 2015

Are you secretly a woman in drag?

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Paul F · May 5, 2015

Does being drunk make Chef Brian easier? (take it any way you want)

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Dennis Keithly · May 5, 2015

What is the hungriest animal on Earth?

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Richard Frangiamore · May 5, 2015

How many years until the squirrels enslave the human race?

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Henrik D. Mikkelsen · May 5, 2015

Will I fall off if the Earth stops spinning?

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Roderick · May 5, 2015

Why are mailbox flags predominantly red?

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Allen D · May 5, 2015

What is the most important lesson to teach our children about money?

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Lee Vaughan · May 5, 2015

Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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Troy · May 5, 2015

Why does jello jiggle?

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Paul · May 5, 2015

How do Phone and telecommunication systems work?

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Cory Newman · May 5, 2015

Why is water wet?

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Shawn M · May 5, 2015

What is this thing on my back?

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Cody Killebrew · May 5, 2015

Why do d4's always seem to get in the best place to ensure you step on them?

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Joshua r clayton · May 5, 2015

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?