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September 21, 2026

Comic for 2026-09-21

I did not actually go buy a Switch 2... it remains the only "new console" that I have not bought on release since the Xbox 360. However, I did do some serious mental gymnastics trying to justify its purchase for Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.

I know I've talked about this in the past, but the Switch just isn't my jam. I picked up an original Switch, never refreshed it for the OLED or anything, and would occasionally dust it off for an exclusive. But just not enough that I felt I needed to pay so much for a slightly better version (that until now had nothing I needed to play).

But as much as I'd like to play Fire Emblem, a console has to have more than one game every year or two to make it worth its while. So I'm going to keep fighting this nagging need to throw $500 at a fancy paperweight that sometimes powers on.

Comments (11)

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Tessea · September 29, 2026

I noped out of consoles with this whole generation. The only reason I caved and bought a PS5 was because I have one of the PS4 Pro units that sounds like a rocket taking off even after a complete cleaning and new thermal compound/pads. I was sick of needing sound-cancelling headphones to play most things on it.

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Bertch · September 28, 2026

LOL... I'm thinking the same thing about the Ocarina of Time

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J.R. Murdock · September 21, 2026

So responsible

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Michael Connaker · September 21, 2026

My problem is that the Switch 2 has Wii U vibes. What I mean by that is six years after Wii launched, Nintendo released Wii U. Not even five years later they dropped the next gen. I don’t want to drop the money only to turn around and find the next-gen dropping soon after.

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Tyler · September 21, 2026

Let me introduce you to my friend: Xenoblade Chronicles

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Minori Kaemon · September 21, 2026

Metroid Ravenous and Orbitals are worth it.

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Miguel Araneta · September 21, 2026

Hey at least you can play the Ocarina remake, Metroid Ravenous, and a bunch of other exclusives now. Don't sleep on Yoshi and the Mysterious Book too

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Marc Hollmann · September 21, 2026

The game that almost got me was Orbitals. But there is just so little I want to play on Switch, either it gets a port or my giant backlog will get me over missing out on this one very cool looking game.

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Leberschnitzel · September 21, 2026

For me, the Switch was always the best second console to have next to PC gaming. But I'm not supporting Nintendo anymore, so no Switch 2.

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Blue 5alamander · September 21, 2026

Missing word? "I'm going to /be/ responsible"

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Ctrl+Alt+Del · September 21, 2026

Got it.