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December 1, 2014

Mr. Plinkett Reacts to the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer:

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Adam Cleverley · December 5, 2014

HARRY is back and this time hes changing the timeline...oh wait.

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Marvin Falz · December 1, 2014

Oh, and thank you, Mr.Plinkett, for your reaction.

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Marvin Falz · December 1, 2014

Now I've found the one and only attitude towards this movie: "Fuck Star Wars, fuck movies, it'll be the worst movie ever made, I'd rather watch pregnant women oxygenate their womb space in the Dance of Birth." Seriously, I am not excited for The Force Awakens, every ingredient works like a repellent. And the worst thing is that since I am still attached to what Star Wars originally has been, I'm like: "I know it's bad, I know it's like a repellant but I'm spraying it into my eyes anyway."

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Marvin Falz · January 1, 2015

Okay, so now that I've heard - for whatever reason the ustream-player doesn't show the videos - The Dance Of Birth, I am sure that the new Star Wars can't be that bad and I'm probably only very negative minded after the mess that the prequels are. I'd prefer to watch The Dance Of Birth over the prequels. Dance Of Birth is a little more grounded in reality.

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Sam Sorensen · December 1, 2014

I was just thinking about Jurassic World. Watching the trailer I thought, "wait, they gave Corman a budget to remake Carnosaur?"

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Jeremy · December 1, 2014

Thanks for the healthy dose of skepticism. Sometimes I feel like I might as well be in a galaxy far, far away when I read about people fainting at their computers over this trailer. I guess the Millennium Falcon never got it's antenna dish back. Damn.

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Leo B · December 1, 2014

December 2015? Yay! I excitedly predict a Plinkett review of Star Wars VII within two years. Please?

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Domo · December 1, 2014

But I'll probably be dead by then!

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Nathan Dahlvik · December 1, 2014

This was so good, glad to see some Plinkett Here's to Star Wars the big dumb action movie. The real question is will it make the prequels look better by comparison?