New Merch Store!

Where the FUCK are the bottle openers?!?

I ordered a mug from them six weeks ago and all I received was an envelope filled with beans?

Give us what we all want. Gorilla Interupted commentary track!

Do you guys still have the Lightning Fast VCR stickers? Love the new pint glasses as well.

Got a beanie hat. Good quality, would recommend. I still own a bottle opener from the old Bandcamp store era.

Got the Two Bears white mug with green handle/inside and the image quality is great!

Any chance for a poster of the Nukie wall? I have the perfect spot in my apartment for it

Got the plain white mug (with BOTW tape stack on the other side). Good quality! Shipping to Canada for that one came from Mississauga but the other mug I got is coming from San Diego. No idea why. This one took a week and a half, will report back on other mug when it arrives.

Here to report I bought the black RLM logo hoodie and am very happy with the quality! It survived the warsch with no issues and might actually be the softest hoodie I own. I also bought the black BOTW mug and can confirm the logo is a tiny bit pixelated but nothing I care too much about since you can only notice if you’re looking at it pretty close. I would also like to second the other comments here that it would be rad if you had lightning fast button downs (and/or hoodies) I would buy one in a heartbeat. Anyways, kudos for addressing the merch issues. I’ve been wanting to buy something for a while but held off because of the comments about stuff not holding up very well. Thank you Krebs! :)

Agree with another post on here about the black BOTW logo mug. The black background doesn’t blend with the colour of the mug. If possible it might be better to use a PNG image of the logo without a background. Would also prefer it to be double-sided! Love the BOTW t shirt though and would buy another mug if the above could be addressed 💙 also a Lightning Fast t shirt would be ace!

Me personally, I love this merch. It's a lot of fun. But I think seeing new, bigger designs would be good. Lot of designs are small or meh

My Best of the Worst black mug just arrived! The border around the print is darker than the mug itself, it survived shipping with no bubblewrap although the package itself had torn up inside. The print is more purple than black, and "of the" is a bit pixelated, but nobody is going to look that closely at it since guests can drink from my assortment of silly mugs. It was shipped from Latvia, guessing that's where the European manufacturer is stationed. Anyway, 10/10 would buy again!

I've been looking for a blank mug everywhere

Casting another vote for stickers, bottle openers, wall art prints, and a Rich Evans plushie. I'd love little things like keychains or lanyards, and I think the Nukie shelf picture would make a great throw blanket for movie night!

You do good work around here Krebs

Pint glasses have been added. Also if anyone has purchased anything please do report back on the quality!!!

You hacks are sold out of 4XL, who do you think your viewers are

pint glasses would be great but drinking booze out of a coffee mug isn't beneath me

Thanks Krebs! You're the hackiest fraudiest of them all!

This activation is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Pint glasses

Since I don't drink coffee or tea and also don't wear clothes, I'd very much be interested in a bigger selection of stuffs. Maybe pins? I like pins. Like I said, I don't wear clothes, but I do wear pins, so I'd buy some if you make some. Stickers too, maybe. I put stickers on myself sometimes too. For real.

I know everyone wants the glasses and bottle openers but I'd love to see the prints return, especially the one of the gang drawn as cartoon caricatures!

Well, I while ago I ordered something from Germany (I think their office was in the Netherlands) and the quality is decent plus the shirt was actually fair trade which I like. Their service was solid as well. So no complaints here

FINALLY I can buy a new wardrobe!

Looks good! I’d love to buy a shirt with that Lightning Fast VCR repair logo on it

Funny timing because I just noticed the merch store was down the other day. Alright. I guess I have to buy something....for Krebs

I use Fourthwall for a channel I work for, they seem decent quality (though the creator web UI is kinda bad)

Can we get a Rich Evans as the fat Buddha please? How about Mike & Jay as Adam and Eve, respectfully?

Half in the bag merch please

Appreciate the ongoing effort to provide merch that lasts as long as the channel.

I am once again asking for t-shirts for fans with boobs. Please and thank you.

Still you deny us the Lightning Fast VCR Repairs button downs

Oh man, I love some of those designs. The "Two Bears" merch is perfect

I would love a new Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt too.

Could we get Lightning Fast and RLM appliques/patches? I need them for my letterman's jacket! :D

We need Pint Glasses so we can drink along.

You need to add stickers! A friend of mine gave me one of Mike in the spooky ride seat that I plopped onto my laptop. Going through airport security a guy there pointed to it and said "is that your husband?"

Oh and “passive progressive” is now being used in commercials. You guys should have trademarked it.

I’m fine with buying the spiffy plain white mug. I want to support creators but am too embarrassed to make that support known.

omg the two bears! I missed out on that lightning fast sweatshirt. Would like to pretend I worked at the vcr shop while I do my monotonous job.

Any chance of adding the Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirts?

sell me a bottle opener you hacks!

Bought a mug in support of your work! Thanks for all the laughs and interesting reviews. Now I can enjoy my VHS tapes in style.

but i want a black mug.

Hey, Krebs Gorlon! I watched the episode with your wife last night. (It's called "Final Mission.") She's wondering why you don't call!

New ways to consume product!

What're the bears from?

Thank you Mr. Gorlon!

Hot Dog indeed

Huge, can we get the Lightning Fast VCR Repair Shirts back so I can give my friends and family the impression that I’m employed? Thanks Krebs

There has been 2 bear merch this whole time???

Found a small typo. “DICK THE BLURTHDAY BOY T-SHORT”. Actually I’m not sure, that may have been intentional.

Thank you Krebs. I love the two bears merch items, definitely going to grab one

Don't ask questions, just consume RLM merch. That's a genuine recommendation because asking questions is for nerds and RLM merch is frickin sick.

I'm with everyone else--bring back pint glasses and shot glasses! And bring the Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt back!

Where are the beer glasses??

I hope this new store goes great for everyone! Funny enough, just yesterday I was looking at how badly my warshing machine destroyed my Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt, so if an equivalent logo pops up on this version I will be very happy to grab one!

I know the reference, but blurry Polaroid t-shirt is borderline postmodern art. Good stuff. Carry on.

I would love a little Two Bears canvas print…😅

thanks, Krebs!

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BEAR SHIRT I SUGGESTED!!!!!!

I would buy one of your Lightning Fast VCR Repair button up shirts like Mike and Jay wear in a heartbeat. I wish they would offer them for sale again. I recall they had them years ago.

I feel that Two Bears shirt calling to me...

bring the patches back and my life is yours

BRING BACK THE BEER GLASSES YOU HACK FRAUDS I WILL LITERLALY GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR THEM

Please bring back the Lightning Fast patch. I desperately need one for my work shirts.

Thanks Krebs, you're the best shill around

You should sell Lightning Fast VCR Work Shirts, a plush Rich Evans stuffed animal, and Space Cop on VHS.

Damn you for making me want that two bears shirt Would love that freakin' bottle opener as merch, I discovered you guys after you stopped selling it 😒

Do they do double walled coffee tumblers like Yeti ones?

Glad to see the new merch store. Hopefully one day you’ll sell the pint glasses again. I know shipping them was an issue but still. Would love to get another set for some friends.

Aw, no more Rich Evans' Face?

Yay! My zipper hoodie with the Delorean logo turned very "nibbly" fast, and the BotW tanktop is so uhm.. "starchy" dense fabric that it feels like it's wearing me, so it's time to try out the new merch! Still love the clothes, just sad that the hoodie didn't last longer. English is hard when it's past 23 for my european brain, sorry. But YAY!

Thank you for the bears merch. I want it all

Are you planning on doing a beer glass? Would love a rlm or botw pint glass.

my blurthday shurt has been ok in the warsh

I could really go for a white mug

If I made enamel spinning wheel of the worst pins would you sue me about it

Okay I’m blanking. What’s the two bears reference?

Thanks, Krebs

what is the two bears?

"SPEAK TO ME, HAUNTED MERCH STORE!"

Ordering for science now, Mr. Krebs

Will you guys return to commentary tracks? I miss those so much.

Hopefully you make shirts small enough for the tiny minority of your fan base

And no we don't sell a white mug. That image is stuck like that and I can't figure out how to change it cause I'm old.