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Only Fools and Horses - S5E9 - Dates (1988 Christmas Special) (1 of 2)
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July 5, 2026

Only Fools and Horses - S5E9 - Dates (1988 Christmas Special)

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David Baird · September 23, 2026

Re-watching, what a brilliant episode!

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Martin · September 7, 2026

Raquel Turner not Welch, Del

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Jen · August 9, 2026

One of my favorite episodes.

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Neil Turvin · August 6, 2026

Listen It’s amazing to rewatch all these with you. To sleep at night I have to listen to only fools in my air pods. But now I’m watching all of these with you and it’s amazing to see your reactions, thanks to you both

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Vince Bray · July 21, 2026

When Del says… “Yes of course I want to see you again sweetheart, but next time I’ll pay at the door like all the other punters”. That line gets me every time, it’s like a dagger to the heart, just brilliant from John Sullivan.

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paul wallis · July 17, 2026

im cwing

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Jamie H · July 11, 2026

Glad you enjoyed that episdoe - an absolute classic! You're at the point now that so many people have mentioned before - this is where OFAH seems to move to a completely new level. The episodes get longer, the story-telling is not rushed, and you'll begin to see some real progression with the characters. It moves from being a standard (although very good) sitcom into something completely different. You've already seen glimpses of how the writer and actors are able to put real emotion into the storeis/characters - you'll see this more with the remaining episodes. (In fact, there's at least one in there that I've never found funny at all - it really just feels like a drama). Another reason this series is so beloved in the UK is that, for a long time, it was a staple of Christmas TV. A new special was aired every year, even when there was no new season. It was like checking in with the characters once a year, especially with how realistic it all is. I know people let spoilers spill in the comments, but hopefully you've avoided them. I hope you enjoy the ride, looking forward to watching them all with you!

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Thomas Wilkinson · July 10, 2026

Thank you.

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Azure Blue · July 10, 2026

Love your shocked reaction on this. Your faces were a picture!! Thanks for the laughs 😍

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Ronnie Cassinello · July 9, 2026

Even though I knew every twist in this plot, it still had me in tears.

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Ronnie Cassinello · July 9, 2026

44:30 - Me pausing the video to ALSO check what that noise was! :)

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Spob · July 8, 2026

Only fools n horses has to be the most rewatchable show in history. I have possibly seen dates 25 30 times. But u guys gave me a new experience. Credit to you n credit to this awesome comedy

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Julian · July 7, 2026

Christmas 1988. I was 15, we’ve reached a point where I have vivid memories of watching these episodes. 24 episodes to go. That means it will be completed on Christmas week 2026.

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Si · July 8, 2026

I remember watching this episode and recognising Raquel at the end (although my parents didn't). I'll always remember my dad saying he loved Del calling Rodney a plonker ha. Tbh those of us growing up in the 80s had it so good. Quality tv, games, no bloody Internet. Take me back 😊

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David Baird · July 7, 2026

The best TV shows provoke emotions. Love this episode, it's so funny (Sheffield?! being one of my favourite bits), brilliant writing in regards to twists and turns along the way and as we see from Mike and Jess it resonates with a lot of people's own relationships and insecurities. Great work! Would love to hear your views on Only Fools and Horses as a show so far and as mentioned... it only gets better!

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Gerard McCartan · July 7, 2026

Raquel is so hot. In her normal clothes. Sooo pretty.

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GD72 · July 30, 2026

Yeah I always thought she was a stunner, and a lovely person

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Gerard McCartan · July 7, 2026

The reveal of Raquel in the pub as a stripper with Mike and Jess was EPIC!! It was such a shock the first time it hits that Raquel was the stripper! John Sullivan was a genius.

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Rob Walters · July 12, 2026

No, he wasn't. He nicked the idea from 'Steptoe and Son'. In the first film (1972) Harold's wife is a stripper and thats where Sullivan got the idea from.

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jumpjet · July 6, 2026

Right! ...... this is the end of the world ...... As an ex-sailor I am disgusted by Uncle Albert's Army/RAF salute rather than a Naval one, what is this world coming to? 🤷‍♂️ 😜

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Charlie · July 6, 2026

One of my friends had a bar job at a place that used to host get-togethers for the local Freemasons. Apparently there was no conspiracies or skullduggery, it was basically just a social club. I think my great grandfather was one.

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Kathy Hills · July 6, 2026

I will have seen this back in 1988 at Christmas, but was so busy cooking Christmas dinner for two families including six children that the only memory I have of it is the scene in the pub where Raquel is the hired stripper. Probably because it was so funny that scene embedded itself in my brain and the rest of the episode just disappeared into black space. Such a treat to watch it again with you two.

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John P · July 6, 2026

There's a really good 40 minute interview with the actress that played Raquel, released only 3 months ago. Two particularly interesting facts about her.....1. She had never watched OFAH before she got the part, cos she was too busy working in the theatre to watch much TV. 2. She did eventually get a part in Dr Who (just one episode in 2013). That's all I am going to say 😁 (see link below, if it doesn't get deleted).

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John P · July 6, 2026

https://youtu.be/Qa7QnLYxCr4?si=yGBROM0-0kuoGyFr

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Mark Findlay · July 6, 2026

What begins in series 5 just excels even more. Series 6 through the second to last set of specials is peak only fools. It’s all great but the 6-8 plus specials are the absolute best. Final 3 specials were ok but not the same.

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Jon Read · July 6, 2026

This is now the Tony Dow and Gareth Gwenlan era, new producer and new director.

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Wayne Barber · July 5, 2026

Full version?

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Daryl · July 5, 2026

Probably the episode that really set the stage for developing the characters and taking it to the next level

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jfgjfnwu · July 5, 2026

18:00 Masonry is an old Scottish society that has since spread throughout the world but at the peak in Scotland around 1 in 10 men were Masons. They are devoted to charity and are explicitly not meant to benefit another Mason if that Mason has done something illegal. Famous Masons include Ben Franklin, George Washington, Andrew Garfield, Rudyard Kipling, Alexander Fleming, Buzz Aldrin, Shaq, Mozart, Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Henry Ford, and Houdini.

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Rob Walters · July 12, 2026

Freemasonry you mean? Yes, a very secretive and sinister organisation, who's true meanings and purpose is far too dark for a sitcom to ponder. If only everyone knew what really goes on and how involved those members are..... especially if they have desires to reach the 33 1/3 degree..........

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Dan · July 5, 2026

Despite watching it 1000 times over, im probably more invested in the actual characters during these reactions than I ever have been

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Adam X. Luke · July 5, 2026

He who reuploads wins

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Andy Roberts · July 5, 2026

Jess, season 6 does indeed start off with a bang. In fact, many fans think season 6 is the best season of OFAH (though season 7 is a close 2nd IMO). Every episode of season 6 is an absolute banger and all of us can’t wait for you and Mike to see how the characters in this fantastic series develop over the remaining episodes you have left to see. So looking forward to next Sunday…

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Paul Brooks · July 6, 2026

I said series 6 is brilliant too. Every episode 5 star tv

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Jamie · July 5, 2026

Great stuff as always guys :)

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svnbather · July 5, 2026

Great episode and great reaction

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SomeBSName · July 5, 2026

Well the start of the next season certainly starts with a bang

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Daz Parker · July 5, 2026

Much like Patrick Stewart - "its too late, i've seen everything"

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Matt · July 5, 2026

Mike I'm officially requesting a king kong reaction haha

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Alexander Page · July 5, 2026

Rodney can’t go to Raquel. He legged it as soon as he saw the police, so he doesn’t know that Del has gotten himself arrested.

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Kingy · July 5, 2026

That right there is a loving woman… The kind of woman who sees beyond your insecurities. The one who understands that you might have questioned your own worth, or felt held back because you never earned your GED. Instead of judging you, she quietly sets those fears aside and reminds you of the person you’re capable of becoming. She doesn’t dwell on your past. She believes in your future, often before you fully believe in it yourself. Bravo, Jess. 👏💙🩵

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M O · July 5, 2026

Fun fact. Raquel (the actress who played her) was the 4th ever voice on OFAH, after Grandad, Rodney and Del. Eps 1, Series 1. They walk in to the Nags Head and a ladies voice (you don’t see her) says hello to Del.

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Jon Read · July 5, 2026

That's a myth that has run and run, it wasn't actually her, just a voice that sounded like her. She herself said it wasn't her.

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Anthony Skelton · July 5, 2026

Wondered what was happening. Clearly glad I didn’t watch it first tho g like I would usually now. 😃

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Chris Smith · July 5, 2026

Everyone I've seen watching this episode has spotted Raquel as the stripper before the reveal, to see you guys get taken completely by surprise was such a thrill!

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Adam Senior · July 9, 2026

Same. It caught me off guard too. Jess's gasp was legendary 😱🤣

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Paul · July 5, 2026

Mike and Jess are truly way out on their own when it comes to these reactions.. such a wonderful couple to watch and enjoy these classic British TV shows with

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Darryl Glynn · July 5, 2026

😁

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Gary · July 5, 2026

Although Del still acted macho you definately saw his caring side in this one.

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Barrie Yeates · July 5, 2026

Deja Vu

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Paul Archibald · July 5, 2026

Roll on series 6. That was fantastic. Loved that so much. ❤️

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Deco · July 5, 2026

i liked the fried bread cliff hanger

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Dawn · July 5, 2026

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ much love great reaction xx

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Ricky · July 5, 2026

a wonderfull reaction to a really lovely episode, one of the best so far, hyped for season 6 now!

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Graham L · July 5, 2026

I’ll admit it. That was actually quite good.

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Paul Brooks · July 6, 2026

Series 6 is absolutely brilliant.

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Elaine Beattie · July 5, 2026

Be paitent it gets better x

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London Celt · July 5, 2026

This is number 2 for the best episode ever for me, the show goes to another level from here.

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James Flood · July 5, 2026

HAHAHA Brilliant Guys!!!! Thanks for uploading again. See you next week! LOL

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Caine · July 5, 2026

That last upload ended like the Sopranos

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Adam Senior · July 5, 2026

Breaks my heart... Every Damb Time 😭😭

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Tim · July 5, 2026

NO SPOILERS PEOPLE! 😁

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Paul Brooks · July 6, 2026

Careful. I said that and got abuse...

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Michael Halton · July 5, 2026

Did you get a ride in Mike's Ferrari, Jessica? 😆 🤣

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Col · July 5, 2026

One of my favourite episodes but now Series 6 and 7 is coming and they are all hilarious!

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Andrew Kelly · July 5, 2026

Thank you so much for updating it

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Orlando Trustfull · July 5, 2026

Shout out to the mods and the 750 people who said the end was missing. Also, big up, blap blap, to Mike and Jess.

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Erin · July 5, 2026

This episode broke my heart too! I felt for both of them.

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Ian Clark · July 5, 2026

I thought it was a problem my end 😂

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BF Jonny · July 5, 2026

The waiter Charles (at the Hilton that Del pays) is Nicholas Courtney aka the Brigadier from Doctor Who. He no doubt assisted Raquel in her role as a lizard person ;)

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Rob Walters · July 12, 2026

Doubtful, she would have appeared in 'Warriors of the Deep' with the Fifth Doctor, not the Silurians back in the 70s with Jon Pertwee and U.N.I.T.

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Natalia · July 5, 2026

Thanks🙂

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Daz · July 5, 2026

This is one of the best episodes in my opinion and this is where the show changes for the better in terms of story-telling. I'm glad you enjoyed it. And yes, the episode ends on a downer but that's just the Trotter curse, isn't it?

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Carol · July 5, 2026

As others have said, I was so looking forward to seeing you both reaction to this. Thoroughly enjoyed. Hope your neck is getting better, Mike! xxx

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Darren Rahaman · July 5, 2026

Ah, the director's cut

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AngelBot & Friends · July 6, 2026

What is the director's cut

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George Clark · July 5, 2026

What a brilliant episode. Tv comedy at it's best

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Paul Brooks · July 5, 2026

Series 6 is absolutely brilliant. Episode after episode is 5 star TV. I can't wait. I want a month of Sunday's.

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Sarah Radders · July 5, 2026

Love the personal shares at the end.. 🥰

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AWR93 · July 5, 2026

Cheers for the reupload

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Jack Sharpe · July 5, 2026

Nicholas Courtney there as the waiter, a nice cameo for any Doctor Who fans in the audience. Raquel's actress is actually in Doctor Who, albeit not until 2013. I like how you didn't spot it was Raquel as the stripper. Looking at it with hindsight, it's shot so you never get a good look at her until the reveal.

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Si · July 5, 2026

And Chellak from Caves of Androzani was the naval officer in the Nags Head

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Paul Brooks · July 5, 2026

Dave ja vu

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SteveRM · July 5, 2026

Where are the first 10 minutes???

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Sarah Radders · July 5, 2026

🤣

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Adam Time Lord Fishwick · July 5, 2026

'Glad you manage to sort it out i been loving this reaction :)

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Daniel Davies · July 5, 2026

It’s funny how Raquel says that she was in an episode of ‘Doctor Who’ while they’re being served by the Brigadier.

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Ian Clark · July 5, 2026

Indeed.

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Ghost · July 5, 2026

Are all the complainers who felt the need to post the same comment over and over and over again happy now?

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Rob Walters · July 5, 2026

What a model Patreon member you are! An example to us all.

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Victoria G · July 5, 2026

Suppose i'll have to watch it from the start.... :D

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Christopher Horner · July 5, 2026

Did anyone tell you the last update was cut short? Couldn’t find any comments on the previous posts.

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Richard · July 5, 2026

🤣

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Gem Lou · July 5, 2026

Now do I watch from the start again... ah go on then

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Matt Barber · July 5, 2026

Exactly what I'm doing 😜

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Rhys Drakeford Bennett · July 5, 2026

Thank god you forgot to add the end instead of losing the footage! Was waiting for this, appreciate u guys!

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christopher heckel · July 5, 2026

Thank you Mike and Jess sorry that people are so impatient when it comes to waiting for the fixes

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Nickthegamingnerd · July 5, 2026

worth the wait until it was fixed 👍👍

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Kevin Liversage · July 5, 2026

Thanks for this :)

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HillBillyPhilly · July 5, 2026

🙌

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RegenerationNationTV · July 5, 2026

Sorry for the mix up on the last upload. Can someone let me borrow some storage space? 😅

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Adrian Threlfall · July 5, 2026

Hahah mike you made us all panic 🤣