2 F-Off™'s - "apology" & "hole"

 Not really supposed to be the same dude in either strip, but they do look similar. I tried to give the guy in the first one Dilbert Hair™. And the number in the second one connects to They Might Be Giants' dial-a-song service. I checked, it just plays a song from their latest album over the phone. That's a pretty good time, right?