August 27, 2021

Character card: Robert

Everyone's favourite character, Robert's stats are not too impressive, like most things about him, but has a high enough Lust to show Lena a fun time, is she so chooses. He's a Scorpio, like a certain blonde girl... 

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VALERY SMAISER · August 28, 2021

Oh! Excellent work on performing an analysis of readers ' opinions! You did it in a friendly and humorous way!Thank you for living on planet Earth!

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Nelly · August 29, 2021

I’m so Sorry, I forgot ask You how to performing and analysis of readers opinions! Thank you for your comment to my side! You did it in an arrogant and faith in your own wit! Bravo!

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Nelly · August 28, 2021

🤗🤗🤗 so this is the answer why he is Eva’s favourite character - there are twice as many comments as compared to other characters. 😘 Will not leave anyone indifferent🤗

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VALERY SMAISER · August 28, 2021

And let me dream! Robert can raise his rating! Robert will claim that he is a descendant of a noble nobleman at the court of the Spanish king! Robert in a medieval doublet looks like a typical Spanish nobleman from the past !Hot blood makes Robert participate in fights and seek the most beautiful girl ! Well, now Robert can demand respect for himself ! ( Or make them respect!)

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VK · August 28, 2021

After reading the comments, I'm curious about how Eva herself feels about Robert and how the public's reaction to him affects her or what she plans to do with him. I may be wrong, but I don't have the feeling she writes him to be this hated by the community, so I'm worried that this negative reaction to him might take a toll on Eva. Maybe a subject to be better explored on a future Q&A?

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Brother Bethor · August 28, 2021

She said he is one of her favourite characters. I don't know if she was joking though...

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Matt Gorman · August 28, 2021

There are of course levels of douchiness: Douche - douchebag - douchenozzle - douchecanoe - doucherocket. I'd put Robert in the last category.

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Matt Gorman · August 27, 2021

He's a douche.

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fortuna95 · August 27, 2021

He doesn't deserve such language!

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Zardoz · August 27, 2021

To bad there isn’t a friends option for Robert and Ian. I definitely prefer him to Axel.

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sbb0 · August 27, 2021

From an objective POV, Robert is probably the most well-adjusted and stable character out of all the men in the game.

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Ray · August 27, 2021

Really? What makes you say that? I don't see it.

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Breadloaf · August 27, 2021

He must've used a cheat engine to get his wits and charisma that high.

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VALERY SMAISER · August 27, 2021

Robert is an independent, arrogant, confident, healthy guy! This is good or bad depending on the circumstances! Robert works together with a beautiful girl Lena and can be the first of all the characters in the game to persuade Lena to have sex and tame her! Robert insistently talks to Lena, tries to protect the girl from her ex and from being fired! Offers money! That's Robert's fault! Robert is hated out of jealousy! Only the author knows how Robert will manifest himself!!She won't crack even under torture !!

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Aklev · August 27, 2021

I can’t understand the hate for the dude. Like is it just a meme to hate him at this point? What did my boy do wrong? 😂

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Dennis · August 27, 2021

Trying to beat up Ian and Perry, insulting and pressuring Lea. But other than that, he's kind of a devoted guy. If you get on his friend- or love-site, he can be quite charming. Wonder, where he evolves. Personally, I don't condem him as we all have our faults, but I would not want to have him near Eva, maybe exept for satisfying my own, deviant lust ;) .

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Mr. Bagge · August 27, 2021

He is off - write him off!!😄

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Daniel · August 27, 2021

I almost always dismiss him right at the beginning and so I almost forgot he was in the game 😂

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Nelly · August 27, 2021

A love him as another characters :)

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F. P. P. · August 27, 2021

this dude can go f* himself !

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Taylor Waterman · August 27, 2021

Robbie as a person, trash. His scenes in particular though are probably some of the funnest in game. The playing during work, a great time

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Dennis · August 27, 2021

Would say "partly trash", but on the rest, I totally agree :) .

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Johnathan F. Krapsinski · August 27, 2021

I feared he'd do much worse. With 22 stat points he is average, on same level with Ian and Lena. His value though is strongly diminished by having so much points in the lust stat so he is actually the third worst at beating other cards. The lust stat has the highest average so far therefore 7 lust can only beat 5 of the other 9 cards.

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Dennis · August 27, 2021

Would have figured him to have one or to charisma points less, but more fitness, considering, how he is in bed. Have you printed out any cards, yet, Johnathan?

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Julian Harper · August 27, 2021

Favourite? Oh dear :)

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Brother Bethor · August 27, 2021

That was sarcasm at 110% 😁