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August 10, 2026

LAST DAY to Join the BRIDGE CREW

After today, the BRIDGE CREW tier will be closed and the tier as it currently exists will no longer be available to new members.

**THIS CHANGE DOES NOT AFFECT CURRENT MEMBERS OF THE BRIDGE CREW IN ANY WAY**

Sign up for the BRIDGE CREW to receive the following benefits:

- ALL benefits of the AUDIENCE MEMBER & TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC tiers

- DECIDE what Patreon Exclusive series we watch. Next vote will take place in the fall after we watch The Expanse Season 6

- EXCLUSIVE DISCORD SERVER ACCESS including regular interaction with Alex & Josh

- MONTHLY LIVE HANGOUTS with Alex & Josh via Discord

- PERSONALIZED THANK YOU VIDEO from Alex & Josh sent via email

- *ANNUAL MEMBERS ONLY* UNCUT MOVIE REACTION REQUEST - We will react to any non-Trek movie (max 180 minutes) of your choice! Full details in tier description.

Comments (7)

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EnigmaticPenguin · August 11, 2026

OPS crew tier due to DS9 being the best?

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Actuarial Lurker · August 11, 2026

Gentlemen- just upgraded to Bridge Crew under the deadline! Looking forward to your convention stories and joining the Discord...

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David Evans · August 11, 2026

I thought about upgrading so I could demand they continue watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Then I looked at my bank account 😭

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KingPin124 · August 10, 2026

So, are you just changing the perks and stuff to avoid the movie backlog? Will there be “some kind” of Bridge Crew option in the future?

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Target Audience · August 10, 2026

At some undetermined point in the future access to the BRIDGE CREW discord will be part of a new tier. We haven’t worked any of that out yet.

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Sir, This is A Quark's. · August 10, 2026

Can we go from monthly to yearly later... asking for a KISS KISS BANG BANG a week before Doomsday??? ... I mean friend.

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Target Audience · August 10, 2026

No, not after today. The movie requests being so full is a big reason the tier is being closed. So, if you want a movie reaction at the current price, you’d need to switch to annual today before it closes. I will post a message about this in the server as well.