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June 9, 2026

DS9: Our Man Bashir | Cinematic Trailer

FULL Watchalong Available to Audience Members Saturday. Coming soon for Early Access.

MUSIC - First Light by Lana Del Rey

Comments (64)

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J · July 9, 2026

Inspired use of Spider Noir theme. Love it.

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Sixto · June 16, 2026

You have made many a trailer, but NONE has a had an ending as legendary as this one!

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Naglfarius · June 13, 2026

Audience. Target Audience.

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Admiral Paxillus · June 11, 2026

Brilliant!

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MrTickleTrunk · June 11, 2026

The whole time I'm like "Where's the laugh?! Where is THE laugh?!" So glad you ended the trailer with that damn laugh. <3

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Ramen Nudels · June 11, 2026

Which one of you (if both) has played 007 first light, and do yall enjoy it?

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Erik L Jerks · June 10, 2026

If ANY episode deserves a cinematic trailer this is it. My only complaint is that we don't see the true hero of the episode. Lt. Commander Eddington!

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HeatheЯ · June 10, 2026

In the middle of this I was thinking, brilliant cinematic, editing, music, etc! Josh has got to end this with Avery's laugh. You do not disappoint :D

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JordanK1991 · June 10, 2026

AWESOME TRAILER! ................................................HA!

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paultardspambot . · June 9, 2026

How is it thag every character (ok, not sisko) is like five times sexier in this then normal? Kira as a russian femme fatale, Dax as the cute scientist whos got a thing for the bad guy, Miles as Falcon... its like the cast just got to outsexy each other`. (I do like the very subtle callbacks to Garak possible being attacted to Bashir here)

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Matchstick Jose · June 9, 2026

New Patron Takes intro: Josh: “We will now react respectfully to this episode’s Patron Takes.” Sisko: Hah!

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Ian Thompson · June 9, 2026

Most inspiring captain speeches in Star Trek: 3. Kathryn Janeway, ending of Caretaker: "Set a course, for Home." 2. Jean-Luc Picard, Measure of a Man: "Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! Waiting." 1. Benjamin Sisko as a Roger Moore-era Bond villain in a holosuite program, Our Man Bashir: "HA!" This episode is a delight every time for me. Beyond excited.

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Sam Langanke · June 10, 2026

It's Sean Connery era.

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William Roberts · June 9, 2026

awww man! who is ready for ANTICS?? ?

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Who North America · June 9, 2026

Nothing in ze world can schtop uz now!!!!

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Deep Red · June 9, 2026

Dayum, two cinematic trailers in a row. We makin' it out of the Delta Quadrant with this one. Wait... wrong show

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DG · June 9, 2026

Who cares about mirror universe episodes when you can have this instead?

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Matchstick Jose · June 9, 2026

You’ve got to dream a little bigger. Imagine the Our Man Bashir characters somehow transported to the Mirror Universe. The Intendant vs. Colonel Komananov!

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Zenlike Creature · June 9, 2026

Super trailer, chaps. Bond would be proud ;) Arguably the best Holodeck episode in Star Trek.

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Sam Langanke · June 9, 2026

Sorry. This music is too modern for 1960s feeling.

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JStrong · June 9, 2026

Got to the end of the trailer thinking "I can't believe they didn't use the "Ha!"" only for it to pop up just perfectly in the end.

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Better Watch Trek · June 9, 2026

Well done and you included the best "HA!" of the 90s ;)

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Battlewolf359 · June 9, 2026

The ending broke me! HA!

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Sir, This is A Quark's. · June 9, 2026

I wish I could relax you guys... (reaches seductively behind my back)... but I'm here on business (reveals my empty AdHD pill bottle)... I need this episode immediately. 🖖

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Philbot · June 9, 2026

Excellent! I was a bond fanatic right around this era id just gotten back into it. I grew up on Dalton a few years later my little brother joined me due to the goldeneye game..

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Species 5618 · June 9, 2026

Another one of my all time favorites if holodecks existed I would definitely play in James Bond program

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paultardspambot . · June 9, 2026

Honestly this is better then Bond. Bond was always a bit formulaic for my tatstes (the newer ones are a little better)

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Laura Thornley · June 9, 2026

You can tell the cast had a lot of fun filming this episode.

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Breakingthenotion · June 9, 2026

First you got an X files type episode, than Indiana Jones, and now a James Bond influenced episode. I love Star Trek and sci fi.

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HeatheЯ · June 10, 2026

Ooohhhh don't forget the submarine episode. :D It still counts even tho they weren't into it.

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Brent Morris · June 9, 2026

Too bad they got sued over this. This would've made a good spinoff series!!!

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Sam Langanke · June 10, 2026

At least other episodes. To my knowledge the Bond people "only" threatened a suit.

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Loot Narsbaar · June 9, 2026

The holosuite is not enough

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zhen · June 9, 2026

but it is such a perfect place to start

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Banes · June 9, 2026

HA!! Beautiful job. Y'know...'Live and Let Die' practically rhymes with 'Deeep Space Niine'. - I don't think there's a practical use for this information. - but nevertheless.

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paultardspambot . · June 9, 2026

I can think of a few episodes in the future that would be perfect for. Imagine dancing a waltz to it.

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Daniel Reid · June 9, 2026

I've been looking forward to this one, but damn, I never expected you to use the the theme song from First Light!

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Justin T · June 9, 2026

Not the music I was expecting, but still lots of fun. I would’ve bet on using some of the musical score from the cave scene in the trailer. One of my favorite pieces of episodic music from all of Star Trek.

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Phenomenon (Doo - Dooo - Dah - Doo - Doo) · June 9, 2026

NICE! The Sisko/Dr. Noah "HA!" at the end .... chef's kiss

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Matt Everkoul · June 9, 2026

“is it real or is it fake?” Perfection! 💯

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paultardspambot . · June 9, 2026

It's a FAAAAKKKEEE!

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Matchstick Jose · June 9, 2026

You will believe a man with that deep a voice can produce a squeak in that high a pitch.

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Brian Salas · June 9, 2026

I just *knew* you were gonna end the trailer that way. Brilliant. 10/10.

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librarianist · June 9, 2026

I thought it might be "Bashir. Julian Bashir." But this was better!

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WEB · June 9, 2026

So about watching all those Bond movies..

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Ryan · June 9, 2026

So many levels of meta here. What a trailer.

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Monarch Black · June 9, 2026

That stinger! LMAO!

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Keith S · June 9, 2026

Should have known you couldn't resist doing a trailer on this one. Good job by the way. Chefs kiss on how you ended it.

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Sir, This is A Quark's. · June 9, 2026

Call me, "Mona" because I Lovesitt!!!

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Paul · June 9, 2026

Great song choice for this, love it. Bashir's my favorite up to this point, and this is his best episode so far. I bet you guys loved O'Brien as the villain lol.

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Alejandro Calzetta · June 9, 2026

JAJAJAJAJAJA, FIRST LIGHT!

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Reality Strikes · June 9, 2026

I gotta wait til Saturday???? Agh!!!!!!!!

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Sykonee · June 9, 2026

A Perfect stinger.

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Matchstick Jose · June 9, 2026

Nana awakening things in people. Avery chewing every bit of scenery on that set.

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Paul · June 9, 2026

Why is she always lounging around seductively on a bed lol, can't take it

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Actuarial Lurker · June 9, 2026

O'Brien is the ultimate Bond villain...

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Collin Freeman · June 9, 2026

Has a little bit of that Emilio Largo vibe from Thunderball.

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Terminaldogma01 · June 9, 2026

Really fun episode. Sisko replaces the OW! with HA!. It’s called CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

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DaximiousCMV · June 9, 2026

HA!

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Mr Moxie · June 16, 2026

"HA!" is the best way to spell it, and yet also somehow it totally does not do justice to whatever noise that was that Sisko made. It's like halfway between "ha!" and literally quickly pressing down on an air-horn.

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TheSisko · June 9, 2026

I honestly don’t remember my impression of this one (it’s been a decade), but I hope its execution is as great as your trailer!

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paultardspambot . · June 9, 2026

The actors getting to have fun is worth it alone. The plot is serviceable but its the kind of episode that pretends theres stakes when we know its just for a romp.

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Holodeck Prompt Engineer · June 9, 2026

Ha!

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Dylan Bottom · June 9, 2026

Love the actual James Bond song