We ALMOST Became a Food Channel

Sorry guys I'm going to have to leave being a member because I came here for you becoming a try-on haul and fashion channel. The different t-shirts were a great start but I expected to see one of you in some Troi uniforms!

Wait until the fourth season of McDonalds, guys. That's when the Big Mack really begins.

Cleveland area cuisine

I would unironically enjoy it if you posted occasional cooking videos. But you should make it themed to one of the shows you watch, like trying to recreate something from Ten Forward.

But the cat is no joke, love him a cat channel would work have him do reactions

Maybe next year we patrons should leave en masse on the first of April and wait 20 days to rejoin……just kidding, thats my dark humor

You all are too much.

Y’all crack me up 😂

I died at the end. That Sisko clip is gold!

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The transition to an OnlyFans will be journey, but we're all dedicated to you both.

Must be the first of April, but we are going to hold you to the cooking show. I am in.

Thank God I remembered the date lol

The reveal was nowhere on the level of Whispers.

lol nice gag! I thought it was a joke but you guys pulled off the first intro but as soon as you two were in the kitchen I could tell you have no idea what you were doing. You don’t need a sauté pan to make an egg salad sandwich.

I expect this to be included in the Patreon Tier Rankings

I for one, can't wait for this and their new political news channel

I love how Josh is as familiar with his own kitchen as a stranger’s kitchen, lol.

This is where McDonalds *really* begins.

What's the channel member count that will have Alex shave his beard on camera? Also, I can't believe you guys wasted so many legit future channel names. The real Protein Pals will never forgive you.

I’d be on board if it was all sandwich themed. Cheese sandwich. Pb sandwich. Mayonnaise sandwich. Endless possibilities.

Brilliant 😄

I swear to god I thought they were going to go with “we’re starting an Only Fans” for this April fools prank.

I just called Gates McFadden to come over and kick your butts. Not gonna lie, I would love seeing your cooking videos, especially if they double down on Josh's confused mumblings.

Unsubscribing then but thanks for what you did. Joining Galifrey gals for their DS9 run.

"Change is good...." should have gotten two randos to dress like you and pretend to be you for an entire video and just don't address it lol

Can’t believe you didn’t like the protein milk. Redonkulous

Oh shit!! 💩

I just discovered you guys after the article in Trek Movie. I am an old time Trekkie since I was introduced to Star Trek in 1972..I totally get that it would wear you out over time. For me, I have so much Star Trek to rewatch since discovering you that I would be okay if your consumption of Star Trek slows..you have a lot of years to go! Pace yourself, remember, none of us consumed it like you guys have!! So fast!! 💨🖖🇨🇦

I'd have blamed it all on the bridge crew for forcing them to watch the expanse. imagine if people just watched like the first minute of this video and didn't read the comments and all of a sudden you have a mass exodus of patrons canceling subs LMFAO i wonder how many marriage proposals and pregnancy announcment fails happen every year on this day....

Haha, before I even clicked I thought oh yeah April's Fools.

Nice, more time for Buffy and Red Dwarf!

Oh this was so good :D : D :grin

Thank God I'm sick and tired of star trek. 🤞🤣

Watches first few seconds of video.. looks at current date.. Yeah. Right.

Dammit, I was looking forward to use one of those new cool video patreon takes for ST or XF. Guess I have to use it for patreon takes on the recipe reviews , err the fastfood review now, err the protein drink reviews now.... Loved the "anytime we are not recording we are in our kitchens"... "Haley, where are the pans?"- whispering in the background. Great! - S tier

Muscle milk sounds somewhat suspicious.

I got scared when Alex lumped The Expanse in with Star Trek. “Damn, maybe the spark is gone.”

Wait, it's April 1st. This is a prank right? Well, damn. I was looking forward to the cooking channel.

Every year. Every dang year. And I keep briefly forgetting.

You got me 🤣 I was well pissed off. I forgot it was April 1st

I keep thinking they won't get me this year. I'll never learn.

You really had me at the beginning. Because it was believable. Not so funny after all.

Checking the date ... Yeah. Checks out!

ha ha. fro that joke u need to watch matter of time on repeat for 12 hrs !!!!! as punishment !!!

This great! Now that you’re not reacting to Star Trek you can read the Star Trek cookbook without fear of spoilers. May I suggest Robert Beltran’s Chicken Mole?You can also make it with Turkey! EDIT: just watched the rest of the video. Have to admit, not as excited but still enjoyed it. Solid B minus.

I was worried, and then I looked at the calendar. Love you guys. 😂

april fools

Pretty fucking funny boys. I forgot what day it was.