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August 10, 2025

PATRON TAKES - TNG S7E9

TAKES WILL BE READ 8/13

Comments (86)

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Jack Molitor · August 15, 2025

Sadly, the most unrealistic part of this episode is that the leaders of the federation took the science seriously and acted.

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Mike Rogers · August 14, 2025

Oy... the "speed limit" episode. If I remember correctly, executive producer Jeri Taylor went to an environmental conference and came back "galvanized" and the result is this episode.

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Jovet · August 12, 2025

Ahhhh, yes, the Global Warming/Global Cooling/Climate Change preachy episode. My eyes just can't roll hard enough. It's a moderately-entertaining one if you set aside the preachyness. It's a sad thing that the preachyness is so extremely misguided. So it's still terrible.

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Thicketdweller · August 12, 2025

There is fact, and then there is belief, and the middle ground between belief and fact does not exist The idea of belief is simply an excuse for not dealing with your mental illness, whether it’s climate change or anything else Which, in this case would include the fact that sub spaces being damaged and deteriorated by excessive warp usage, even in a fictional context believers just can’t accept fact this is, of course, assuming that anyone in question does not believe in facts

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Better Watch Trek · August 11, 2025

Never liked the episode although the topic itself is serious and important.

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A Plain and Simple Tailor · August 11, 2025

The stuff with Spot is amusing. The rest of the episode is quite possibly the most forgettable one made

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reactive1 · August 11, 2025

Oh, we’re going to institute a warp speed limit 🥱 C-

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Actuarial Lurker · August 11, 2025

Although it's well intentioned as being in the spirit of TOS' "veiled social commentary" with warp tech wrecking space-time being equivalent to global warming, this is a hot mess. We don't know who these people are, we don't even see their home world, and we don't even see the endangered ship from which Picard rescues the crew in the aftermath of the explosion. Its all "off screen" and glazed in techno babble. The writing uses "both-side-ism" by making the protestors seem like psychos to appease climate deniers AND ALSO have Data see that they have a point to appease people concerned about climate change with no middle ground where people realize there is a problem and try to fix it in the least impactful way. It makes no sense as a creative choice since if it remains canon EVERY writer of EVERY future episode OR MOVIE, will have to either A) IGNORE this making the episode non-canon, B) justify whether or not there is an actual crisis with the line "well we have an emergency so we need to go Warp 8...." or C) need a story arc where someone "fixes Warp drive". A) is bad writing. B) makes every episode explicitly about whether there is sufficient "Aristotelean dramatic tension". If in the first 3 minutes we don't see a need to go Warp 8 then why is the story important enough to spend 48 minutes watching? C) telegraphs a potential plot line of a work around story arc which is ALSO bad writing. A big E from me.

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llama · August 11, 2025

TNG is showing its fatigue with episodes like these. It's Fine.

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Cobheran · August 11, 2025

I always liked this episode, but it has its problems. The characters are extremely unscientific, and nearly fanatical in their arguments. Despite that, I always found the idea of space itself being able to be torn by warp travel interesting.

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TinMan_7B9 · August 11, 2025

This episode is environmentally friendly. It recycles the Talarian ship model from "Suddenly Human" and it recycles the Ferengi actor from THE NAGUS!!!! (Gral, who offered Quark "protection" as his "new best friend")

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Jovet · August 12, 2025

LOL!

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Josh T. · August 11, 2025

When the padding to get the episode to length (the Geordi and Data scenes) is the best executed part, you know you’ve messed up.

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Shane Coombs · August 11, 2025

The fundamental thing to realize about this episode is that the scientist wants to do away with warp drive because she fears that it might cause this "environmental" disaster, and so in order to prove her case she... causes a worse version of the disaster she was supposedly trying to avoid. It's just a very shoddy execution of what could have actually been a good idea. In practice it's awful.

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Evan Guthrie · August 11, 2025

That's eco-terrorism, a very real thing

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Thomas Cole · August 11, 2025

A really Preachy Episode, with two guest no one likes, with a pretty meh message. Star Trek is usually more subtle than this (excluding your dislike of ST6) is messages, but this one fails on all levels, and on some levels the human consciousness is unable to perceive. Definitely an E.

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Jovet · August 12, 2025

The brother has a great voice!

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ShazD · August 11, 2025

One of the all time most boring Trek episodes

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Paul O'Neal · August 11, 2025

"We're going to dramatically impact the storytelling of the Star Trek franchise with this episode that shows we must limit warp drive." Literally every writer after: "I ignored that shit." Yeah, this episode is just weak. E for "Everybody ignored it."

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ShazD · August 11, 2025

The TNG writers don't ignore it though

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Tasha Yar's Positronic Vibrator · August 11, 2025

I literally do not remember what actually happens in this episode.

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tyranusfan · August 11, 2025

Ugh. The global warming sermon from the two least likeable guest stars of the season. Wherever you fall on the climate change debate, having these two holier-than-thou aliens preach about how right they are is just, to use the modern slang, cringe.

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Jack Molitor · August 15, 2025

Sad that it’s been turned into a “debate” as if it’s who is the best football team, not an incipient disaster that will alter humanity.

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Shortskirtsandexplosions · August 11, 2025

Behold. The episode that everyone--and I do mean EVERYONE--chooses to forget. And it's not because it's bad. It's... just inconvenient world-building. Lulz.

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Tasha Yar's Positronic Vibrator · August 11, 2025

There's another episode that I can think off that everyone also choises to forget for also Warp-related world-building reasons....

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Cranky Grandma · August 11, 2025

Okay, this one was stupid. At least for writers trying to come up with future trek stories that are exciting.

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Worf and Riker Ride Again · August 10, 2025

Overall I like this episode, but it feels like two separate episodes crammed into one. The Data, Geordi & Spot parts at the beginning are great and I like the idea about warp drive causing environmental problems, unfortunately I don’t think the last act was executed well though, it felt very rushed. I think this had a lot of potential but just want quite realised properly. Hard to grade but probably a B overall for me.

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Nathan Walker · August 10, 2025

What if, down the road, it is discovered that broadcasting reactions to watching Star Trek have far reaching apocalyptic implications!?

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TinMan_7B9 · August 11, 2025

They will have to go back to just 2 episodes per week. Exceeding the reaction limit will result in channel termination.

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Alexander McKechnie · August 10, 2025

I don't generally rewatch the episodes before commenting here, I usually figure out which episode it is from the other comments. Took me almost to the bottom to figure it out. This is yet another weak, forgettable story from the doldrums of season 7.

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Cinedazed · August 10, 2025

Some of the Data/Geordi stuff is fun, but the actual plot is one of the very worst in all of Trek. Creates a hamfisted political allegory with boring guest characters that also threatens to hamstring all Trek plots going forward - a bad idea badly executed.

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Worf and Riker Ride Again · August 10, 2025

I agree with the guest characters, they were pretty dull

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Josh T. · August 10, 2025

Some good human Geordi moments of competitiveness but self-reflection and remorse. Where has this character writing been all these seasons?

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Josh T. · August 10, 2025

"You've got a nice character episode going here. It'd be a shame if 'The Plot' happened to it."

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Keith S · August 10, 2025

I don't care what kind of expert she was. Dr Serova was a nut case. Trying to prove a point by killing herself? Seems way too fanatical for me.

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Darin Wagner · August 10, 2025

Probably one of the worst narrative decisions in all of Star Trek was introduced in this episode.

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Josh T. · August 10, 2025

The Romulans, Ferengi and Cardassians are like Captain Barbosa, “The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”

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I am Spartacus! · August 10, 2025

Best parts of this episode was Data dealing with Spot, and LaForge trying to tune the engines to out perform a former classmate.

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TinMan_7B9 · August 10, 2025

I appreciate the environmental message, but this warp pollution doesn't make any sense in the Star Trek universe. We've seen several ancient warp capable empires that supposedly used warp travel for a very, very long time. They should have encountered this problem already, thousands of years ago. They did not, there's never been any sign of this phenomenon in previous episodes. The writers really should have used a different allegory.

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Loot Narsbaar · August 10, 2025

Sure I slept through the episode, but on the upside there's now a speed limit that makes it take exponentially longer to explore space.

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Loot Narsbaar · August 10, 2025

(FWIW a roundabout tops out at Warp 5)

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Josh T. · August 10, 2025

QUESTION: How did you interpret the ending? I understood the Warp 5 Speed Limit as being just for vessels going through that affected sector of space, BUT it seems others in the Takes see it as referring to a speed limit to all warp travel in general.

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Jovet · August 12, 2025

We have a lot to talk about, Mister Josh T.

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Adin · August 10, 2025

What you have to understand is that during the time this episode was released, climate change…

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Evan Guthrie · August 10, 2025

Hmmm yeah I'm not sure they'll pick up on that allusion

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Josh T. · August 10, 2025

Geordi's sister was to come on board to help him adjust to the death of his mother in an earlier version of the script. Naren Shankar regretted that the emotional arc was dropped rather than reworked.

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Vina · August 10, 2025

As a direct metaphor for the ozone layer, it's a little out of date. In a more general sense it still applies to climate change, and other issues we're experiencing on this planet, where large governments are slow or do nothing (or worse, actively participate) in the face of a people's home being destroyed. You'd be surprised at what someone in those situations who is being silenced can be willing to do to be heard.

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Greg Quinn · August 10, 2025

Although the ozone layer issue is an example of unified global action making a difference. It was a comparatively easy step... But still... While this is based on more the narrow oozone layer issue (which of course connects to climate change) I would say that as important as warp travel is to the federation changing warp travel rules would be a more significant decoration than banning the chemicals that broke down the oozone layer.

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Nolan · August 10, 2025

Spot the padding.

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Spencer Loften · August 10, 2025

One of the most boring and pointless episodes in all of Star Trek. The thing about a warp speed limit is beyond goofy. You know that the writers are just going to ignore this shit the moment it becomes inconvenient. They even acknowledged it in the episode itself by giving them a way out in "extreme emergencies". This is definitely a season seven episode.

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Greg Quinn · August 10, 2025

I don't know why it's "beyond goofy". Warp technology is fictional of course, but there is nothing extra absurd about imagining that high rates of warp could cause damage to the "fabric of space", so one of the steps taken is avoiding that high rate of speed when possible. Having said all that...not one of my favorite episodes either. I just don't think the narrative conceit is any more absurd than anything else in star trek.

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Steven Linden · August 10, 2025

The whole episode should've been about Spot.

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Loot Narsbaar · August 10, 2025

44 minutes of us watching Data watch cat videos

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Tim Nikiforovs · August 10, 2025

I can just see the Federation politicians discussing this "So turns out warp drive is bad for the subspace" "Oh, well maybe we put a tax on warp travel to discourage it" "But we don't use money" "Oh, right. Then we'll just pass a law that says nobody is allowed to go above warp 5" "Including us?" "Fuck no!"

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Worf and Riker Ride Again · August 10, 2025

“Admiral Chekote has an urgent emergency meeting on Risa, we’ll allow him to go at warp 9, just this once time”

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Evan Guthrie · August 10, 2025

I get it. Star Trek has always been political. But I think politics in media should make you think. All the thinking is done for you when the allegory is so on-the-nose like this episode. I’m not bought into the universe at all because of how blatantly this is winking at real life issues. And to do this plot at the cost of limiting warp drive, the imaginary technology that allows Star Trek to explore strange new worlds, is ludicrous.

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Forbidden Donut · August 10, 2025

Yep. Both points combine to make this an E / Erase From Canon for me, but the screwing with the lore surrounding warp drive especially so.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · August 10, 2025

When scifi is used as metaphor to EXPLORE a topical issue, it is at it's best. When it is used to preach a particular conclusion, is when it is most dull.

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GreenCauldron08 · August 10, 2025

This is easily the best episode soundtrack we've had since Ron Jones! ...or is it just me?

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awktopus · August 10, 2025

Spot is a girl now! Spot is trans CONFIRMED! One of us one of us ONE OF US

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awktopus · August 10, 2025

Also the episode is fine or whatever, who cares

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Sir, This is A Quark's. · August 10, 2025

Interesting premise... BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE.

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Evan Guthrie · August 10, 2025

Literally

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David Brown · August 10, 2025

Spot has now gone from male to female.

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THE Fans · August 10, 2025

Easily the episode i most want to put in E, under all other E episodes.

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Evan Guthrie · August 10, 2025

Truly an episode, it begins and ends with E

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harrypothead42024 · August 10, 2025

They tried something, I don't think it works.

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take it easy (tkitez) · August 10, 2025

Really, really weak episode to address the (new at the time) Kyoto Protocol and other generalized anthropogenic pollution issues. Really feels like someone on staff tried to have their say on the real world matter by suggesting that it's not a global issue (the subspace effects are only felt in the corridor) and then no one bothered to rewrite the episode to accommodate their views as a middle finger to them. Do you think they'll ever bring up this subspace/environmentalism issue up ever again?

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Nolan · August 10, 2025

It's not a great message episode, a little too on the nose, especially back when we did have a hole in our ozone, but what's really crazy is that this episode is 30 years old and we still are talking about the problem it's trying to address.

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Jack Molitor · August 15, 2025

I mean, I would argue it’s even worse as we’re not really talking about it all anymore.

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Sixto · August 10, 2025

I used to call this the “ warp speed regulation “ episode, now I call it the “ data is a fool for thinking he can tell a cat what to do” episode

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CaptainJZH · August 10, 2025

Pretty sure the Data plot takes up more time too lol

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Tom O’Malley · August 10, 2025

Mediocre. Just feels like it’s going through the motions. But nothing especially awful. Watching this merely passes 45 minutes without impact.

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THE LORE!!! · August 10, 2025

I don't mind episodes with a "message," but this episode is so preachy, it makes me want to buy a gas guzzler and roll coal. Like, we get it. And the scientist taking their own life to prove it feels like when some extreme activists put themselves in danger and inconvenience everyone just to prove a point and make every well-intentioned activist look bad.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · August 10, 2025

Episodes like this are what I think of when people try and defend future installments and say "but Star Trek was ALWAYS political". Yeah, but there are good ways to explore a topic, and bad ways where you just pick a side, invent a strawman, and preach for 40 minutes. We don't need more of this.

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The Ninth Doctor · August 10, 2025

C for Climate Change - in spaaaace... Not a bad concept, but the execution fell flat. Do you think the writers will keep the Warp 5 speed limit moving forward?

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Evan Guthrie · August 10, 2025

So much for exploring strange new worlds

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EnigmaticPenguin · August 10, 2025

I understand what they were going for, but this is just a tedious episode about goddamn annoying space hippies.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · August 10, 2025

We had space hippies in TOS, I think I like this one even less

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Molly Campbell · August 10, 2025

I remember thinking it was a really interesting premise with potentially far-reaching consequences, but that is literally the only thing I remember about this episode.

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Darren · August 10, 2025

😴 I get what they are trying to do but when the most interesting part of the episode is trying to train Spot then you’re in trouble. Takes far too long to get to the point. Just boring.

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Terry · August 10, 2025

Thinly veiled analogy to technology and climate change. Interesting premise, but poor execution.

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Darin Starr · August 10, 2025

Honest question: how often do you think the revelations of this episode will come up in future Trek episodes?

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LonghillAndy · August 10, 2025

I think there’s an interesting premise now that every time a certain warp speed is mentioned that breaks the ruling mentioned here the stakes are clearly higher, personally for me it did have a knock on affect watching future episodes of trek across tng/ds9 every time a high warp was ordered, LETS GO!

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Call ‘Em Greg · August 10, 2025

Another “good on paper, weak on screen”. I just don’t buy that the environmentalist is so concerned that she gives her life for the cause. So are there going to be Speed Warp 5 signs along the intergalactic highway now? Rating C for “Cruisin’ at Warp 5”

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CaptainJZH · August 10, 2025

Can't wait for the new hit song, "I Can't Drive Warp 5"