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July 7, 2025

PATRON TAKES - TNG S7E2

TAKES WILL BE READ 7/8

Comments (72)

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Ryan Roach · July 22, 2025

I’ve always enjoyed this episode. It’s just really funny.

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Ryan Roach · July 22, 2025

I’ve always enjoyed this episode. It’s just really funny.

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Derek Locke · July 14, 2025

In my opinion there are five S-tier episodes in season 7... This is not one of them.

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rear adm. crackbiscuit · July 9, 2025

Meh. Data’s advice to Worf in Ten Forward worth the price of admission.

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Loot Narsbaar · July 9, 2025

this is a season seven TNG episode to be sure

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Reality Strikes · July 8, 2025

This is the worst 2 parter in the whole series IMO. You will come to appreciate Time’s Arrow after this atrocity.

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TinMan_7B9 · July 9, 2025

wrong episode

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Ian Westcott · July 8, 2025

A very mid episode. This ain't no Season 6!

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Shane Coombs · July 8, 2025

There are one or two moments on the Enterprise thar are worth watching, but almost all of the Picard stuff is awful.

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Nathan Walker · July 8, 2025

This one is a mixed bag IMO. Great Acting by Sir Patrick Stewart of course, and the premise is certainly interesting. However, the episodes pacing struggles throughout and falls short on execution. I like the humor though. Barely a C for me if only because Worf gets to beat up someone for a change.

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Jack Molitor · July 8, 2025

The most definitive thing you can say about this: Yup. It’s an episode. Clear D, takes no chances, offers nothing new, and the only thing that keeps it from E is that it’s not offensively bad. Unfortunately, get ready for a lot of this in S7.

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Matthew Ganz · July 8, 2025

This one is kinda Hoky. For once, the best parts aren't with Picard but with the ambassadors on the ship (Worf's especially) as his barely contained rage and subsequent loss of control plays as great comedy. Even Troi's exasperation at TOO MUCH chocolate is funny given how it's sort of become her signature. I found Picard's portion frustrating -- the lighting was very dark in my opinion and rather than be genuinely intrigued as to the mystery of who this woman was, I was annoyed by her. C- for me.

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Ramen Nudels · July 8, 2025

Wow Worf won a fight for once and that guy was totally willing to get dicked down by picard

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Evan Guthrie · July 18, 2025

Just barely missed the porking scoreboard

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Summer · July 8, 2025

I do wish we had gotten a Data and Geordi scene rebuilding friendship and trust

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Cobheran · July 8, 2025

Why won't you love me!? Why won't you love this episode!? It's that woman from Lessons, isn't it!? ISN'T IT!? I don't dislike this episode, but I don't really like it either

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kevin coleman · July 8, 2025

I know I am going to be an outlier but THIS is my personal guilty pleasure TNG episode. it's got everything people hate, insufferable ambassadors, picard in an abusive relationship, and a completely flimsy sci-fi explanation at the end. I can't help but be entertained though, I'm a sucker for these kinds of twilight-zone-esque plots with really far out sci-fi concepts. I actually think the ambassador stuff is kind of hilarious, it almost feels like the show poking fun at itself by having these guys be soooo over the top annoying and in the end its all just a goofy experiment.

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#MaxwellDidNothingWrong · July 8, 2025

I feel as though this concept could have been executed better

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Greg Quinn · July 8, 2025

Don't worry guys it gets better. With some bad mixed in.

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Greg Quinn · July 8, 2025

I really dislike this episode. Season 7 is overall a downgrade from season 6, even though the best episodes of season 7 are as good as any other seasons...but more medium and more terrible. I consider this the worse of all even though I don't think most will agree. Also it doesn't make sense that the aliens "don't understand enjoyment" even though they clearly enjoy things and it doesn't seem to be a totally new experience. Like the one guy enjoys getting beaten up by Worf way too much. I can't give any TNG a E became there is something in every episode I enjoy and am grateful for (Data telling Worf he should find connection with the ambassador over them both being assholes). But this is as close to E as I get D.

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Matthew McKinnon-Gray · July 7, 2025

Anna makes me miss Vash.

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Alexander McKechnie · July 7, 2025

So, Worf getting so pissed at his ambassador is the only enjoyable moment of this turd. IMHO, season 7 is only marginally better than Season 1. But you guys liked Season 6 better than I do so I'm curious to see what you think!

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Worf and Riker Ride Again · July 7, 2025

It’s an episode of a show. It’s nice to see Worf actually beating someone up for a change.

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tyranusfan · July 7, 2025

I remember thinking this episode was boring when it first aired, but on a rewatch years later, it was more tolerable.

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Cinedazed · July 7, 2025

Feels like this episode's wall of writers saw the DS9 episode 'The Forsaken' and were the only people in the world who thought the "Bashir chaperones ambassadors" storyline was the plot that needed to be expanded. Actually I can kinda imagine this as a DS9 season 1 episode - Kira gets the Worf arc, Dax gets Troi's, and Avery Brooks gets stranded with the crazy lady. Not sure it'd be any better though.

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Call ‘Em Greg · July 7, 2025

Ah, so this is how it’s going to go huh?

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Better Watch Trek · July 7, 2025

A good reminder that not every episode can be a 'S'. Still entertaining though

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harrypothead42024 · July 7, 2025

Well, it's Star Trek.

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reactive1 · July 7, 2025

I’ve only seen this episode when it first aired which tells you all you need to know.

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Fedora The Explorar · July 7, 2025

Sleep medicine. D.

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Cranky Grandma · July 7, 2025

I found this a weaker episode. Honestly I began to think after this (and the awful descent part 2), that TNG had stayed on the air a season too long. I didn’t keep that thought but after some great season six episodes, season 7’s start was disappointing.

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Jovet · July 7, 2025

I guess I'm the only one that likes this episode. I find it very entertaining. I suppose the episode is screaming out to everyone else "Why won't you love me???"

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Jovet · July 7, 2025

Oh, I love this episode. It's quirky, surprising, and not boring. I've also been known to scream "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME???" on occasion. hahahaha!

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TinMan_7B9 · July 7, 2025

Worf punched an alien who had it coming. That's it. That is the highlight of the episode.

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Doctor Pulaski · July 7, 2025

I can't call this a Banger, but it is slightly better than contract filler. Very TOS in a way. Great moments in here, especially on the enterprise, IF you can stay awake. C+ or B-

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The Ninth Doctor · July 7, 2025

Seeing Worf nearly kill a guy is always fun, but not enough to make it memorable on its own. Anyone for some 'actual' stakes?

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Tim Nikiforovs · July 7, 2025

Well, back during the title sequence of Rascals, you DID ponder the possibility of an episode where Picard is off the ship and Riker is in command during a non combat/diplomatic scenario, AND whether he would rein in Worf's temper. You sure you haven't seen this show before?

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JHVJ · July 7, 2025

One alien be unreasonably rude to Worf, the other alien be kinda rapey towards Picard. I feel like these are kinda brushed over after the fact a bit too easily/quickly for my liking. Should be grounds for a diplomatic incident, no? I certainly would sue.

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Evan Guthrie · July 7, 2025

It's ok because they're doing it to a man

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Forbidden Donut · July 7, 2025

I just want to try that dessert made out of 17 varieties of chocolate. The rest of the episode can f*** off. lol

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Ee'char · July 7, 2025

YAWN. Haven't watched this one since its first airing in late 95/early 96. So you could say it's stuck with me... but for the wrong reasons

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Aramis Calcutt · July 7, 2025

A stereotypical “What is this thing you humans call ‘love’?” scenario.

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TinMan_7B9 · July 7, 2025

Take elements from "Metamorphosis", "Allegiance" and "Sins of the Father". Mix, stir, and presto! A half-baked episode!

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THE LORE!!! · July 7, 2025

If the aliens want to get the human experience of boredom, they just need to have one of their ambassadors watch this episode.

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The Ninth Doctor · July 7, 2025

Top comment. I had to reconstruct this episode from memory like the torture table from 'Schisms' to even remember it...

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Thicketdweller · July 7, 2025

I didn’t like this episode and I still kinda don’t. It’s not that it’s really bad. It’s just not interesting to me and I tend to feel bored watching it. I don’t feel a ongoing sense of mystery at all. And because I dislike this episode I predict for some reason you guys will. Like it.

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Nolan · July 7, 2025

To me, I view this as TNG's take on "By Any Other Name" from TOS, sadly without Scotty drinking one of the aliens under the table. Worf's frusteration is an adequate replacement. Still TOS did this one better

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Josh T. · July 7, 2025

The episode made the audience a subject of antagonism.

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Josh T. · July 7, 2025

I guess they had enough of Troi being sexually assaulted and thought it was Picard’s turn.

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Jovet · July 7, 2025

But Picard didn't get slashed across the face for his trouble!

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James H · July 7, 2025

So… no stakes? Yeah, thanks for that.

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Prof Moff · July 7, 2025

I have no take.................... nor do I give..... a shit

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Keith S · July 7, 2025

That was one crazy species.

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Captain Chris Dorn · July 7, 2025

I view this as a throw away episode. I'm not sure what we learned from this. Maybe D grade but I'll let you guys decide.

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LonghillAndy · July 7, 2025

This episode exists? To be honest I only remember Worf losing his temper & the over indulgent Lyaaran

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General Trelane · July 7, 2025

Troi still likes chocolate, Worf still likes hitting people! That’s it really 🤔

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Jon1701 · July 7, 2025

Worf stuff good. Picard stuff baaaad.

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valen · July 7, 2025

I'd like to think that this is the episode where Worf molded his smoldering Klingon fury into an unstoppably surgical weapon through Starfleet discipline. I wouldn't be able to keep my cool against that douchebag for more than a minute so I can't fathom the sheer willpower Worf had to exert to control his Klingon rage.

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Thomas Cole · July 7, 2025

It's.... an Episode. An interesting idea, but not sure the best execution.

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Collin Freeman · July 7, 2025

Here is where we start to see the chinks in TNG season 7's armor. There are good episodes this season, but unfortunately this is not 1 of them.

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TinMan_7B9 · July 7, 2025

This is exactly the kind of episode that gives this season a bad reputation.

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Darren · July 7, 2025

Ah worth a watch for Worf hitting the ambassador. Everything else tho 🤦‍♂️

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Josh T. · July 7, 2025

Worf catching strays from Data like it’s “A Fistful of Datas” again.

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Ally · July 7, 2025

I turned myself into a lady and had sad, lusty thoughts about Picard. Anyway, what happens in this episode again?

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Josh T. · July 7, 2025

Star Trek’s Stephen King’s Misery. A season 1 or 2 episode if ever I saw one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel for an episode concept and overly simplistic and clunky in execution.

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Summer · July 7, 2025

If you saw this young three scenes stick in your head but I do agree with others that the episode itself is a c or less

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Ross Townsend · July 7, 2025

While this episode's plot falls flat, the slice of life elements are great, and our cast feels like themselves to perfection. Too bad Sisko never gave Worf the "don't hit the ambassador" speech.

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Sixto · July 7, 2025

This is one of those episodes you really gotta be in a mood for in my experience. This time I was on my phone most of it, hope you have a better experience !

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ShazD · July 7, 2025

Very mediocre. It's amazing such a non episode would even make it past draft stage but I suspect the writers were stretched.

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Jovet · July 7, 2025

I'd rather watch this than Descent (I or II)!

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Steven Linden · July 7, 2025

Very TOS-esque episode, in my opinion, and that's both good and bad. The humor is a little broad, but I enjoyed the stuff back on the ship more than Picard's story here.

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Evan Guthrie · July 7, 2025

The biggest lesson from this episode is that Picard would not be very good working a crisis hotline.