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UNCUT - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) (1 of 2)
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September 17, 2024

UNCUT - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

Thank you to this month's Movie Reaction Lottery winners Joe Concepts & Thomas Monk for submitting this movie! TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC Patron

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Comments (48)

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Wizardling · March 20, 2026

He might've gone beyond his original orders, but captains that far from home were given great latitude. And this was a military ship. Not pseudo military like Starfleet. But serious waging of bloody and violent war type military. The captain didn't have the freedom to 'evolve his character' in the ways I suspect you wanted. Nor the inclination, given his selection and training.

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Wizardling · March 20, 2026

The smoke was because whalers had smoke from their processing of the whale oil.

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tyranusfan · September 21, 2024

If Alex wants an aircraft carrier movie, you guys should definitely watch The Final Countdown

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Call ‘Em Greg · September 24, 2024

They will hate that movie

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Aaron Wells · September 18, 2024

Guys. Metric system? It was 1805!!! Britain didn't adopt the metric system until the 1960s. The metric system, and all the pedantic drama about the US not adopting it officially is a very modern issue. This film is about the Napoleonic Wars.

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PIG · September 18, 2024

Appreciate that you guys are so honest. You made great points.

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Joshua Taylor · September 18, 2024

The books are absolutely EXCELLENT, giving you a great deal of detail on what sailing was like while balancing it with humor and action to keep things moving. This movie was a hodgepodge of events that happened across several of the books (the series is about 20 books long and starts with Jack's first command). If you like historical novels, it's a great series to read. I'm glad you guys watched this, I enjoyed viewing it again with you!

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startrekiborg · September 18, 2024

You're going to like DS9.

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startrekiborg · September 18, 2024

Sounds like you wanted Moby Dick.

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Call ‘Em Greg · September 19, 2024

Their preference for Crimson Tide over Hunt for Red October (eeesh) makes me think that they would be more into Mutiny on the Bounty.

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Jeff Cornell · September 18, 2024

Rather than the arc being about Jack being 'punished' for his single-mindedness, the arc is about Jack and Steven both deciding to compromise to help the other's point of view. Jack temporarily gives up the chase in order to bring Steven to the island where he has the best chance of survival, and not much later, Steven gives up his time on the island and all his captured animals because they have an opportunity to catch the French ship.

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Doug · September 18, 2024

I love this movie! I knew you guys wouldn't be super into it but it was still an enjoyable watch. I'm a big fan of naval history and historical war movies so it's perfect for me. The "mmm whatcha saaay" at 1:03:00 killed me

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Lost Monk · September 18, 2024

Hmm, this Christmas, I wonder if you would like "It's a Wonderful Life" if you never saw it. It's definitely a big character piece, focusing on character development, relationships... And it's all heart.

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Target Audience · September 18, 2024

Josh has seen it and loves it. Alex hasn’t seen it

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Owen Madden · September 17, 2024

I see a lot of Kirk & Bones in the Crowe & Bettany characters.

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Jiri Luza · September 17, 2024

Well I read some comments and I am scared.. So far 5th Element, The hunt for Red October, Red Dwarf and now this..all my very favorite movies...daamn haha

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

This is on a higher level of enjoyment to us than all of those listed

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Badger · September 17, 2024

I had high hopes that you would both love this, and again you surprise me. Especially with this being an all male bro movie. I wonder if I should watch your reactions first before investing the time into the movie. Or is the fun in the gamble that you might actually like it..hmm..it was still a fun ride!

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PIG · September 17, 2024

Cannot wait. Avoiding comments until I see it later tonight!

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tyranusfan · September 17, 2024

I can’t watch until Friday. Something I’ve found interesting is to go watch TOS The Corbomite Maneuver after seeing this movie and look for the similarities. It’s fun

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Crush · September 17, 2024

I believe the "Nelson" they are talking about in the dinner scene is the same Picard refers to when talking to Guinan in BoBW1.

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Avaria · September 17, 2024

Correct

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Lost Monk · September 17, 2024

Nah... I didn't recommend this movie to you because it's a ship with a crew.... "like Star Trek." I just thought it was a great movie that you'd like. Ahh, well. I'll have to adjust how I approach the movies I recommend.

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

I didn’t only mean that’s why people recommend it, but why people might like it. Otherwise it would be a very odd coincidence to be across so many movies lol

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Avaria · September 17, 2024

Also, you mentioned the pre-battle speech was lacking. While the delivery could have had a bit more oomph, I agree, you did catch that our ship was the HMS Surprise, yes? So, evoking the defense of England and closing with "... surprise is on our side," especially as a pun, definitely would have carried the room. (Totally ok if you missed it.)

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Avaria · September 17, 2024

Totally understandable reaction. Master & Commander was never a pack the theaters kind of movie. More of a prestige period piece made in response to the surprise popularity of the first Pirates movie. Oh, they liked that? Well, let's do a really realistic frigate movie and see what happens. If nothing else, it's beautifully shot and I've always loved the incorporation of the classical tracks (both diegetic and non) throughout. Always a nice one to revisit, but not one I'd intentionally reserve time for.

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Aaron Wells · September 19, 2024

Basically its not a popcorn flick. It is NOT a Marvel movie. But its 10 times the film of anything in the MCU.

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WEB · September 17, 2024

You guys are on the imperial measurement system. USA, Liberia, and Myanmar are the 3 countries still on imperial as their official measurement system. The rest of the planet is on the metric system ;p In Canada we do use both, at least in conversation. We'll say feet and pounds casually. but metric system ftw baby

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Jovet · September 18, 2024

Even the UK has some of both.

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thebeefmaster · September 17, 2024

My comment in PM to you after the lottery win for this movie regarding my best guess as to your reaction once you have seen it was (Coming Soon...... The Hunt For French October). Yes, well-made movie. Respect where it is deserved. One viewing was more than enough for me back when it came out. Just doesn't fit in my wheelhouse. Happy for those that love it, though. We can't all like the same things.

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Shadows of Archonia · September 17, 2024

I love this movie! It partially inspired my current ttrpg campaign. Glad you guys enjoyed it to some degree. FYI, the usage of feet and inches as measurements was not an error. In that period, the British were still using the same measurements as us. They switched to metric later and we didn't.

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

Oh wow that’s good to know, always thought the world always used metric and US was just trying to be different

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WEB · September 17, 2024

Great watch along, gents. I appreciate that even though it might not be your typical thing you stayed locked in, found what you liked about it and put out a good reaction video I can return to sometime down the road to watch along with again

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James Knight · September 17, 2024

The guy with the "Hold Fast" tattoo is the MVP! ;)

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Joe Concepts · September 17, 2024

It's good you're more interesting in character growth and not going to war but, we don't have time for your damn hobbies!

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Joe Concepts · September 17, 2024

As one of the suggesters of this one, Josh, I will say while I liked the battles as well, what really does make it a favorite of mine IS the character interactions. Crowe and Bettany butting heads, them both sort of mentoring the kid who lost his arm, the questions whether Jack is too reckless, etc. If not for those aspects of it, it wouldn't be anything that special to me, beyond some "well made" action scenes.

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Joe Concepts · September 17, 2024

You would've understood more if you had been around during the Napoleonic Wars. If you were also kids of the 1800s, you'd get it!

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

This is one of my favorite comments ever

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Steven Johnson · September 17, 2024

The beetle is a callback to what the kid says "You could wander the island all day and never find it." Just. Like. The. Ship. We were still using single shot and rifled muskets by the Civil War in the 1860s. Guns were "cap and ball" until after the Civil War. (Though there were some cartridge models coming to market. The first level action rifle, the Henry rifle.) Also, if you folks are interested in learning more, history buffs did a great piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iwea41ua0Y The captain of the other ship was committing a crime, at minimum, by evading identifying himself properly, that could be interpreted as espionage. The other side is the captain could try to stage a retaking of the ship. Aubrey's crew on the Acheron thinks they have a defeated French crew without a captain. That's why that becomes a bigger issue.

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Joe Concepts · September 17, 2024

I always took it to mean, now they know the captain may be up to something.

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froggeh · September 17, 2024

Evolution isn't intentional its random mutations. The bug that looks like a stick or a thorn are just the survivors.

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

I understand natural selection, it’s still insane though. Like at some point it didn’t look like a thorn then somehow eventually it did lol

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Call ‘Em Greg · September 17, 2024

About an hour in and they are laughing through it. Never a good sign! I think a lot of fans are gonna be disappointed.

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Target Audience · September 17, 2024

Pretty sure there isn’t a single reaction we’ve ever done that we aren’t joking and laughing during. That’s the channel!

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JD Nevesytrof · September 17, 2024

RIP all your UK patrons

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James Knight · September 17, 2024

It's all good, this movie is effectively a prequel to the War of 1812 against America. Spoiler: The UK won. ;P

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Firekrys FWO · September 17, 2024

Oooooo, I like this movie! I'll catch this when I get home. It's not 'OMG this is awesome' but when I saw it in theaters it was nice entertainment

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Collin Freeman · September 17, 2024

So it sounds like what I'm hearing is you guys would rate this C/B? Can't argue with your opinions and critique. Even though a similar captain character in books and film inspired Gene Roddenberry with the Captain Pike/Kirk character, I would suggest avoiding Horatio Hornblower films and TV given how you feel about this one.